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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lillian_Lai_1K » Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:57 am

How many atoms are in a guacamole?
Avocado's number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley T 2H » Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:02 pm

You can take all your chemistry jokes and barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby yubin moon 3c » Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:08 pm

Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Libbyfidel_1E » Tue Feb 21, 2017 2:55 pm

Um

The atomic symbol for confusion.

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Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Tue Feb 21, 2017 3:45 pm

A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! My flame! I melt whenever I see you!" said the sodium. The bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Camille_2G » Tue Feb 21, 2017 3:49 pm

You know what's exciting?
Electrons moving to higher sub shells

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennifer_Yee_3I » Tue Feb 21, 2017 4:35 pm

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kit Potter » Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:03 pm

Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?

Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eunnie_Lee_3H » Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:04 pm

I'm feeling STOICHED for chem.

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Postby Odel Zadeh_2C » Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:05 pm

Chemistry Joke
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jenny2G » Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:08 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jenny2G » Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:09 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maverick Tan 1F » Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:57 pm

I would never try to poison you.

Now, eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:07 pm

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Delilah Naranjo dis 3j » Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:12 pm

This totally makes sense based on what we have been learning in chem.
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Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:32 pm

Mindy: "I love you"
Josh: "SEE YA IN CHEMISTRY"
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy_Hyun_2K » Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:54 pm

Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

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Postby Joshua Beristain 2J » Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:46 pm

"Wow, you must travel a lot, how many states have you been in?"
"Find my entropy and you'll know!"

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Postby alliedavis » Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:18 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:23 am

Q: Why are He, Cm, and Ba the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby paulapedrani » Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:24 am

Organic chemistry is difficult... those who study it have alkynes of trouble

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shivali_Raja_3K » Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:57 am

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shivali_Raja_3K » Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:59 am

Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY

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Postby hafsa_zulfiqar_1j » Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:09 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:09 am

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Postby Theresa_Trieu_2G » Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:21 am

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Postby Jason_Hong_2J » Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:23 am

How did Oxygen's second date with Potassium go?

It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MichelleCarter_1F » Wed Feb 22, 2017 11:33 am

"You should be a chem major."
-quoted from Irene Davila Mejia

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hector_Gutierrez 1J » Wed Feb 22, 2017 11:43 am

My tendency to always sleep is directly related to the tendencies of the electrons inside of me, they're always trying to be in their lowest energy state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Chang_1G » Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:39 pm

cation definition and acid joke :)
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Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:02 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby helen_bui_2G » Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:12 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasmine_Wong_2K » Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:20 pm

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby veeksha25 » Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:24 pm

Why do scientists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?

Because if you can't helium or curium, you have to barium

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Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:08 pm

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon! "Diamonds are a girl's best friend". Diamonds are created from extreme pressurization of carbon over a period of time. Therefore, they will be a girl's best friend over time, in the future!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:23 pm

Q: What is a chemist's favorite plant?
A: Stoichiome-tree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby saminah_adam » Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:37 pm

Grades after the midterm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nicholas » Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:02 pm

Hey girl are you made of copper and Tellurium?

Because you are CuTe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:33 pm

Q: Do you know any jokes about sodium hypobromite?
A: Na Bro!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby TramHo2G » Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:52 pm

Are you a catalyst?
Cause you increase the rate of my heart.

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Postby Joanne_Park_4C » Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:08 pm

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Postby Emily_Bloom_1I » Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:13 pm

Don't throw sodium chloride at people!!! thats assault!

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Postby Brandon Han 3H » Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:47 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Han 3H » Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:47 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Han 3H » Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:48 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Postby Selina_Han_3I » Wed Feb 22, 2017 11:40 pm

Oxygen went on a date with Potassium. It was OK. But I thought Oxygen was with Magnesium! OMG! At first Oxygen asked out Nitrogen, but Nitrogen was all like "NO!" so Oxygen had that double bond with the Hydrogen twins...If I didn't know any better, I'd say someone was a HO, but Sodium Hypobromite always told me "NaBrO! Don't spread rumors!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K » Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:16 am

What is a Chemist's favorite plant?



Stoichiome-tree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K » Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:18 am

Why do chemist enjoy working with Ammonia?



Because its pretty basic stuff

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K » Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:21 am

If The Formula For Water Is H2O?

Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

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Postby Andy Chen 3L » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:03 am

What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises?

It becomes Daytrogen.

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Postby Raul Hernandez » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:45 am

Correcting my friends after learning basic thermodynamics: A heated argument.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K » Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:15 am

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?



A: They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:28 am

"What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? OH SNaP!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:28 am

How often do I tell chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby maria_tamondong_1L » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:16 am

A guy walks in a bar and orders water (H2O)..
another guys also orders H2O too. (this guy dies)

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Postby Andrew Nguyen 3O » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:05 pm

Q: Why aren't chemists ever able to prank their friends?



A: Because they lack the element of surprise.

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Postby Jessica De Anda 2C » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:35 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennifer_Yee_3I » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:00 pm

Why do white bears dissolve in water?
Because they're polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jenny_Luu_2A » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:41 pm

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Postby Lauren Wong 3K » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:19 pm

A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804780590 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:22 pm

An atom says to another, "I lost my electron."
to which the other replied, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexa_Kwang_1D » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:39 pm

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn_Nakamura_1B » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:44 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you cannot Helium and you cannot Curiam, you might as well Berium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn_Nakamura_1B » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:46 pm

Last night Sodium and Hypobromite came to my house and asked to borrow some money.

I was like NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn_Nakamura_1B » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:49 pm

A physicist and a biologist went on a date but there was no chemistry.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn_Nakamura_1B » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:51 pm

Every time I pot a chemistry joke on this forum there is no reaction

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Postby Irene Ramos 1F » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:03 pm

Is it the friendship love?
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Postby Amanda Salgado 3D » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:57 pm

What is the chemical formula for banana?




BaNa2

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Postby garrett_perozich » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:29 pm

I tell chemistry jokes periodically, but usually there is no reaction.

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Postby 004599434 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:53 pm

What is the molecule for bunny-o-bunny?
Ether bunny

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Postby stuart_key_3E » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:13 pm

Q: How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?

A: Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bailey_Osborne_3A » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:13 pm

What do you do with the sick chemist?

If you can't Helium, and if you can't Curium, then you might as well Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Bennett_3C » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:28 pm

Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
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Postby Jorge_Escobar_3L » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:36 pm

Concept: Increase the temperature in test rooms to boost my rate of reacting to the confusingly worded problems on test

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Postby Michelle Lin 3M » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:37 pm

What is a chemist's favorite plant?

Stoichiome-tree.

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Postby Colette Ussery 3L » Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:36 pm

Tell me a potassium joke.
-K.


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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jocelyn_Limas_2G » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:09 pm

You matter.

Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light, squared.

Then, you energy.

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Postby Jason Slater 3I » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:48 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aya_Elarid_2H » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:09 am

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
A salt.

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