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Postby Anya_Alag_3J » Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:31 pm

"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."

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Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:45 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Hector_Gutierrez 1J » Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:19 pm

Are you made up of a 4 carbon chain? Because you're butyl-ful.

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Postby Gigi Ye 2K » Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:50 pm

A man walks into a bar. He says "I will have some H2O." The man next to him says "I'll have some H2O too.", then drinks it and dies.

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Postby Janet Pham 1B » Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:39 am

The "definition" of butyl

Butyl, n. An unpleasant-sounding word denoting an unpleasant-smelling alcohol.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aya_Elarid_2H » Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:58 am

Organic Chemistry it difficult, those who study it will have alkynes of problems.

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Postby Omer Lavian 2K » Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:08 am

What in titration is organic chemistry?

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Postby Alexa_Kwang_1D » Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:12 am

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

Febreeze

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Postby Morgan_McMasters_3A » Wed Mar 01, 2017 8:00 am

Omer Lavian 2K wrote:What in titration is organic chemistry?
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shailyn_Moore_3C » Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:50 am

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?



Because it's in the ground state.

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Postby yubin moon 3c » Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:22 am

what is a chemist's favorite plant?

stoichiome-tree :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mackenzie_Lowenstein_2N » Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:20 am

Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Winnie Liu 1M » Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:31 am

I'm trying to make more puns...
But the good ones argon

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Postby paulapedrani » Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:32 pm

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Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:38 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for banana?

A: BaNa2

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Postby Ariana_Kermani_2G » Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:24 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

He was a POLAR bear!

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Postby Jane Sin 3A » Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:48 pm

Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.

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Postby Molika Soben_3J » Wed Mar 01, 2017 6:24 pm

Me taking Chem 14B
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Postby rachel_john » Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:02 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Postby Irene Ramos 1F » Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:00 pm

Cats, cats!
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Postby Joyce Wu 3E » Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:03 pm

I'd tell you a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones [Ar]gon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:12 am

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?

A: To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sahil Sharma 2J » Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:51 am

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

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Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:34 am

Valentine's day is so last month.... but here's a cute one.
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Postby Jasmine_Bagnas_1D » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:39 am

jokes!
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Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:47 am

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cindy Ngo 1E » Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:05 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Postby Jorge_Escobar_3L » Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:41 pm

O-CHEM
OC-HEM
OCH-EM
OH-EM
OH-ME
OH-NO!

Coincidence...i think not!

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Postby Melissa Ledesma 2B » Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:49 pm

:)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Park_DoHy_2F » Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:58 pm

Technically, alcohol is a solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StephZou_2G » Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:35 pm

Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasmine Alcantara 3G » Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:39 pm

my grade last quarter

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Postby 804780590 » Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:11 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
Well if you can't Curium and you can't Helium, you might as well Barium :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804780590 » Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:13 pm

What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
Seawater

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby megan_thi_2j » Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:14 pm

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

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Postby Caleb Lim 2M » Thu Mar 02, 2017 6:33 pm

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.

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Postby Ivy Kwok 2I » Thu Mar 02, 2017 7:37 pm

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Postby Quynh Nguyen 2H » Thu Mar 02, 2017 7:55 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy_Dixon_1I » Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:16 pm

Are there any more good chemistry jokes?
I don't zinc so.

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Postby Dianna Grigorian 1C » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:16 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dianna Grigorian 1C » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:16 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dianna Grigorian 1C » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:17 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dianna Grigorian 1C » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:17 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Postby Helena Vervaet 1N » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:48 pm

Cute cartoon!
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Postby Helena Vervaet 1N » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:53 pm

Lol!
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Postby Helena Vervaet 1N » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:54 pm

Poor Susie </3
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Postby Jocelyn_Limas_2G » Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:22 pm

One letter makes a difference.
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Postby Gus_Guinto_2F » Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:24 pm

Find someone who is as attracted to you as electrophiles are attracted to electrons.

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Postby Valeria Quintana 1G » Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:53 pm

everyone after the quiz next week
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Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:32 pm

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Postby Helen_Lee_1L » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:07 am

Person 1: Hey, what was on the organic chemistry test?
Person 2: There were alkynes of problems.

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Graduated cylinder
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Postby christy_zambrano_2E » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:56 am

Xinjie Su 2J wrote:One property of liquid is that it can fit into containers of any shape and automatically takes up all the space.

So...cat is a liquid!!




This gives me so much joy! Such cute little kitties.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:27 am

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?


Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Postby Makenna Vulgas 1G » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:28 am

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Wu 1K » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:32 am

Do you know any jokes about sodium?

Na

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Postby heather_carlton_1K » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:58 am

My Chem grade :)

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Postby Tanner Baroni 3I » Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:01 am

16 Sodium=BATMAN

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Postby sheilaho_1E » Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:08 am

I initially decided to write jokes about the Periodic Table, but never really felt I was in my element.

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Postby Lauren Wong 3K » Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:10 am

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.

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Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:12 am

what is the chemical formula for banana?
-baNA2

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Postby melissasandoval2O » Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:28 am

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby AllanNicholson2F » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:23 pm

"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."

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Postby Ara Yazaryan 1E » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:43 pm

Thought this was Appropriate:
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Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:48 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Postby Dianna Grigorian 1C » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:10 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Postby Vanessa_Nguyen_1I » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:13 pm

Upon learning about the properties of light, the chemistry student said, "Calculating frequency is so easy it Hertz!"

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Postby Dianna Grigorian 1C » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:16 pm

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
It's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dianna Grigorian 1C » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:17 pm

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met

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Postby Erick_Hernandez_3L » Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:14 pm

Wot in Formation!
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Wot in Formation!

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Postby Andreea Voro 3A » Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:45 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Postby Thomas Morgan 1B » Fri Mar 03, 2017 4:22 pm

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

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Postby Ricardo Munoz 3K » Fri Mar 03, 2017 4:44 pm

When you are drawing Lewis Structures and realize that there was resonance
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Postby Kimberly_Hernandez_3L » Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:33 pm

Chemistry can cause alkynes of trouble. Acid what you did there!

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Postby Kelly Tran 3N » Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:09 pm

You ether get ochem or you don't.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Simran Brar 1J » Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:18 pm

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

They bonded well from the minute they met.

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Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:35 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.


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