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Postby Jessica_Chang_1G » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:32 pm

Organic Chem joke :P
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Postby Makenna Vulgas 1G » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:32 pm

What was Avogadro’s favorite sport?
Golf – because he always got a mole-in-one

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KoSiOg » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:45 pm

Why is the pH of Netflix so stable?


Because it constantly buffers.

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Postby Matthew_Vargas_2G » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:46 pm

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Postby KoSiOg » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:46 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Postby Valeria Quintana 1G » Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:19 pm

lol
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Postby StephZou_2G » Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:26 pm

Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Faizal_Mamani_1F » Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:35 pm

That Organic Chemistry Test......

was ALKYNES of trouble!!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anya_Alag_3J » Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:42 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Postby Diane_Zhao_3I » Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:00 pm

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Postby alvitaxiao » Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:34 pm

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

SWAG

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alvitaxiao » Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:35 pm

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

Febreeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vanessa_Nguyen_1I » Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:56 pm

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Niveda_Tennety_1H » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:06 pm

Alkane joke
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Postby Niveda_Tennety_1H » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:08 pm

Alkene joke
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Postby Adam Perez » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:24 pm

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Postby Natalie_Hardiman_3C » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:47 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tara_Shooshani_3N » Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:17 pm

Why do aromatics belong in the nuthouse?

Because they’re all CYCLO.

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Postby Alyssa Chan 3B » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:47 pm

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Postby Sarahi Garza 3k » Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:17 am

The thing that killed Nicki Minaj...





*This meme regards the current rap battle between two female rappers: Remy Ma and Nicki Minaj. Remy named the dis-track "Shether," which is inspired by rapper Nas' dis-track to Jay Z.*
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Postby Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:37 am

Why did Carbon and Hydrogen get married?

They bonded well from the minute they met.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:39 am

Why are Chemists great at solving problems?


Because they have all the solutions

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia_Wenzel_1E » Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:02 am

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yi Ying Chen 3N » Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:11 am

ATTENTION! A new element has been discovered!
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Postby Jeffrey_Huang_2K » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:24 am

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Postby Ariana_Kermani_2G » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:26 am

The Periodic Table as seen by an Organic Chemist
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Postby Frank_Smith_3L » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:38 am

HAha!
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Postby Shushanna S 3F » Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:01 pm

I never knew CH3CH2CH3 enjoyed pain.



(Propane... Pro-pain. Ha)

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Postby Felicia Zhang 2J » Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:55 pm

What's the name of a pirate chemist?

Arrrrrrrrrhenius.

What's his favorite element?

(Assuming that they guess arrrrrgon)

Gold, he's a pirate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:34 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cindy Ngo 1E » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:44 pm

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Greta Tobin 2F » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:45 pm

Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?

A: its CoRn Y

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Greta Tobin 2F » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:48 pm

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Postby Greta Tobin 2F » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:58 pm

Q: What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

A: Febreeze!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Greta Tobin 2F » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:58 pm

I am out of chemistry jokes.. I need to zinc of a new one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:03 pm

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Han 3H » Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:49 pm

Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?

It's in a ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Irene Ramos 1F » Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:50 pm

Reaction to bad chemistry jokes!!!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda Salgado 3D » Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:15 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Toby Lin 1J » Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:40 pm

Alcohol is a solution...

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Postby Sharlene Reyes 2N » Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:43 pm

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Postby 204639491 » Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:49 pm

I would tell you a good chemistry joke but all of them [Ar]gon.

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Postby 804780590 » Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:34 pm

I don't trust atoms. I heard they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lauren Wong 3K » Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:42 pm

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:40 pm

Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Quynh Nguyen 2H » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:46 pm

Silver walks up to gold in a bar and said "Au get out of here"

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Postby Divya Kumar 3I » Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:43 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Divya Kumar 3I » Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:43 am

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Javier Portillo 3O » Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:20 am

Q: Why was the electron scared to leave its buddy?

A: The electrophile was waiting for him

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Javier Portillo 3O » Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:21 am

Q:What is the only reason chemist would take LSD at a Rave?
A:They want to see if the bass could neutralize the acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Javier Portillo 3O » Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:29 am

Q: What's a chemist favorite tv show on Netflix
A: Sulfur, Calcium, Neodymium, Aluminum
(SCaNdAl)

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Postby Pratyush Kandimalla 2O » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:30 am

1st Chemist: "What's new?"
2nd Chemist: c over lambda.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Simon Kapler 3I » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:26 am

Quiz #3 was sodium hard :(

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Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:57 am

Q: do you have 11 electrons?
A: Because you're sodium fine!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby emma_arago_3D » Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:46 pm

I'd post a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lily_Dermendjian_2B » Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:11 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

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Postby Annie Tagvoryan 3A » Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:47 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?




A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasleen Kaur 1J » Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:59 pm

What is a chemist's favorite fish??
2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:28 pm

Q: What did one ion say to the other?

A: I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaWang_1F » Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:06 pm

Want to hear a chemistry joke? Na

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Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:16 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dana_Tran_1L » Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:58 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Steven_Liu_3H » Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:42 pm

Oxygen went on a date with potassium.
It went OK.

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Postby heather_carlton_1K » Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:06 pm

Every dipole has its moment.

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Postby Kimberly_Hernandez_3L » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:00 pm

I have many chemistry jokes, but im scared i wont get a good reaction.

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Postby MichelleCarter_1F » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:42 pm

Bacteria is the only culture some people have.

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Postby Lillian_Lai_1K » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:37 pm

Q: If H20 is water what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .

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Postby NicoleDurghalli_1F » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:48 am

The captioned cartoons are literally hilarious

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Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:54 am

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

Because it was a polar bear!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Dib 4H » Sat Mar 11, 2017 1:26 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexa_Kwang_1D » Sat Mar 11, 2017 2:17 am

Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?
It's in the ground state!

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Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:06 am

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Postby isabelle ruedisueli 1j » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:45 am

That was sodium funny, i slapped my neon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:43 pm

What do you call iron particles blowing away in the wind?

Febreeze

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Postby Arianna_Mandelli_3C » Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:55 pm

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:01 pm

What was the most stable album of 2016?

ANTI by Rihanna

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Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:07 pm

I read through this book about helium so fast... I couldn't put it down!

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Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:11 pm

I asked a friend if they wanted to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide...

She said NO.

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Postby Lei Wena Herme 1O » Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:04 pm

You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! ;)

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Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Sat Mar 11, 2017 6:12 pm

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Postby 604746385 » Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:14 pm

what is the chemical equation for a banana?

BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melody Li 2L » Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:33 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby msrivastava_ » Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:36 pm

Organic chem is hard. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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