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What was Avogadro’s favorite sport?
Golf – because he always got a mole-in-one
Golf – because he always got a mole-in-one
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Why is the pH of Netflix so stable?
Because it constantly buffers.
Because it constantly buffers.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
He touched the beaker before it was cool.
He touched the beaker before it was cool.
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Why do aromatics belong in the nuthouse?
Because they’re all CYCLO.
Because they’re all CYCLO.
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The thing that killed Nicki Minaj...
*This meme regards the current rap battle between two female rappers: Remy Ma and Nicki Minaj. Remy named the dis-track "Shether," which is inspired by rapper Nas' dis-track to Jay Z.*
*This meme regards the current rap battle between two female rappers: Remy Ma and Nicki Minaj. Remy named the dis-track "Shether," which is inspired by rapper Nas' dis-track to Jay Z.*
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Why did Carbon and Hydrogen get married?
They bonded well from the minute they met.
They bonded well from the minute they met.
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Why are Chemists great at solving problems?
Because they have all the solutions
Because they have all the solutions
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What's the name of a pirate chemist?
Arrrrrrrrrhenius.
What's his favorite element?
(Assuming that they guess arrrrrgon)
Gold, he's a pirate.
Arrrrrrrrrhenius.
What's his favorite element?
(Assuming that they guess arrrrrgon)
Gold, he's a pirate.
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
A: its CoRn Y
A: its CoRn Y
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Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?
It's in a ground state.
It's in a ground state.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
A: To become a buffer solution!
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Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
A: Never lick the spoon!
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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Q: Why was the electron scared to leave its buddy?
A: The electrophile was waiting for him
A: The electrophile was waiting for him
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Q:What is the only reason chemist would take LSD at a Rave?
A:They want to see if the bass could neutralize the acid
A:They want to see if the bass could neutralize the acid
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Q: What's a chemist favorite tv show on Netflix
A: Sulfur, Calcium, Neodymium, Aluminum
(SCaNdAl)
A: Sulfur, Calcium, Neodymium, Aluminum
(SCaNdAl)
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
A ferrous wheel.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I have many chemistry jokes, but im scared i wont get a good reaction.
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Q: If H20 is water what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?
It's in the ground state!
It's in the ground state!
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I read through this book about helium so fast... I couldn't put it down!
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I asked a friend if they wanted to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide...
She said NO.
She said NO.
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You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! ;)
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
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