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Postby julia lai 3A » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:36 pm

What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?

2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lexy Swenson 1F » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:38 pm

What did you do with element 43 last night?
None of your Bismuth

What happens to nitrogen when there's sunlight?
It becomes daytrogen

What is the TV show that cesium and iodine love to watch together?
CSI

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Postby Trisha Kurup 2A » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:42 pm

A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jonathan_Hu_2C » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:47 pm

Organic chemistry causes ALKYNES of trouble!!!!

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Postby Jonathan_Hu_2C » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:47 pm

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Postby 004583503_Lupe2E » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:55 pm

O CHEM LAUGHS :)
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Postby Annie_Amundson_1L » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:56 pm

Q: What do you say to an organic chemist who asks if they should draw CH3OCH3 or CH3CH2OCH2CH3?

A: Draw ether one!

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Postby ckim_1I » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:01 pm

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Postby Sandy_Kim_1K » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:14 pm

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby HarshiniMuthukumar3N » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:23 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaspreet_Nagra_2I » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:24 pm

Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah_El-Sabrout_2K » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:25 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Ian Brown 1K » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:25 pm

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?

Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Postby Michael Sparks 2F » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:26 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Meera McAdam 1C » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:41 pm

Why can you always count on a chemist?
Because chemists try. (chemistry)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachel_john » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:44 pm

I told a chemistry joke... there was no reaction!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony_Sampayo_4I » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:46 pm

Why do hamburgers have less energy than steaks?
They're in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Park_DoHy_2F » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:47 pm

All the chemistry jokes argon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rodri_Karla_1J » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:48 pm

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?


Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

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Postby Kimberly_Rivera_3K » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:48 pm

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Postby Raul Hernandez » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:59 pm

What is the name of Agent 007's Eskimo cousin?

Bond. Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ryan_chowdhury_2E » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:59 pm

All Chem jokes argon!!

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Postby Alexandra_Ivanova_1A » Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:09 am

I'd post more chemistry jokes on here, but I feel like the sheer amount of content on here might Barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:20 am

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Delour Haj 3J » Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:34 am

Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
NaBrO.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janet Pham 1B » Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:39 am

Some cycloalkenes
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Terry1A » Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:45 am

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Buhay 2H » Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:46 am

Organic chemistry causes ALKYNES of trouble!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chaoyi_He_3H » Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:04 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica De Anda 2C » Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:36 am

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Postby saminah_adam » Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:48 am

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Postby Kiana_Shibata_2G » Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:15 am

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge."

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Postby Chris Liddicoat » Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:16 am

Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: "Have you got a moment?"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:24 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Postby Helena Vervaet 1N » Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:58 am

Pushed didn't read the lab safety rules
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katie_Ho_1M » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:00 am

What is a chemist's dream car?

A Mercedes Benzene

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Lee 2D » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:00 am

How many atoms in a guacamole?

Avocado's number.

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Postby Ryan Cerny 3I » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:02 am

I'm aldehyde, I am going to try and hide myself within the middle of the carbon chain......."-al"

This joke is an onomatopoeia, a pun, AND a helpful pneumonic for remembering ether functional group. Chose ether one to focus on.

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Postby Cobie_Allen_1H » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:18 am

Because who does not like line structures
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Postby Abbey Kerscher 3O » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:39 am

What kind of bear dissolved in water?

A polar bear!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ryan_chowdhury_2E » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:58 am

What do you call tropical-scented Iron blowing in the wind?
Fe-breeze

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Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:09 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Erika Gonzalez 1F » Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:10 pm

Which three elements are most important to the practice of medicine?
He, Cm, Ba
If you can't "helium" or "curium," then you have to "barium."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexa_Kwang_1D » Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:12 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym?

To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineCastanon_1B » Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:14 pm

Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aya_Elarid_2H » Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:38 pm

Why do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces? A Guacamole

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selina_Han_3I » Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:41 pm

What is the chemical formula for laughing gas?
HeHeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Makenna Vulgas 1G » Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:46 pm

Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?
Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kendall_Islam_3A » Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:49 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasmine_Wong_2K » Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:00 pm

What is the chemical formula for a banana?

BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jane Sin 3A » Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:05 pm

Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated spirits.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sahil Sharma 2J » Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:24 pm

A mosquito cried out in pain:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
was para-dichloro-
diphenyltrichloroethane.

(paraDichloroDiphenylTrichloroethane is the the full name for DDT)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katrina_Galian 1J » Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:26 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Brian Devlin 3B » Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:19 pm

My grade in the class

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Postby Franklin Kong 3D » Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:31 pm

I know many chemistry jokes, but I fear they may not get a good reaction.

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Postby Cindy Ngo 1E » Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:55 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends argon

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Postby Noor_Chahal_3G » Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:26 pm

What is the chemical formula for "Banana"?
BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby YsabelCheang1H » Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:32 pm

Why do aromatics belong in the psychiatric ward?
Because they're CYCLO
haha

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Postby Mindy Zhang 3F » Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:35 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for candy?
A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium (CHoCoLaTe)!

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Postby Ann Zhang_1M » Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:56 pm

A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ryan_chowdhury_2E » Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:24 pm

Why did the acid and base hit up BFIT?
-They wanted to become buffer solutions.

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Postby Zara_Joshi_3L » Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:28 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby maria_tamondong_1L » Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:39 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble!! lol

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Postby Jennifer_Yee_3I » Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:36 pm

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Priscilla_Covarrubias_HL » Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:43 pm

Organic Chemistry is very hard, I have alkynes trouble.lol

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melody Li 2L » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:01 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym?
To become a buffer solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:15 pm

Q: Are you made of Nickel and Cerium?
A: Because you are NiCe!

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Postby StephZou_2G » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:16 pm

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:21 pm

Q: Why is Avogadro so rich?
A: Because he's a multi-mole-ionaire!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:37 pm

What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?

Methylated Spirits.

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Postby Calvin Huang 3D » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:57 pm

A physicist and a biologist went on a date.

It did not go well as there was no chemistry.

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Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:00 am

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