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Postby gingy 1K » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:16 pm

getting ready for finaaals
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Postby Stephanie Demo 2N » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:23 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Postby Ariana_Kermani_2G » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:26 pm

Chemist on the phone
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804748473 » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:35 pm

Hey girl are you made of Copper and tellurium?

Because you're CuTe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804748473 » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:40 pm

I wanted to post a chem joke, but all the good ones argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Raymond_Guan_1H » Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:31 pm

any jokes about oxygen and potassium?

I mean they're OK. nothing special.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804780590 » Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:38 pm

Potassium went on a date with oxygen, it went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anya_Alag_3J » Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:39 pm

"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."

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Postby gohar_mkrtchyan_2J » Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:41 pm

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Postby Karina Amezcua 1L » Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:07 pm

When everything looks like an organic compound to you...

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It’s not a stop sign, it’s not an octagon, it’s a cycloctane.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Frank_Smith_3L » Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:10 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

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Postby Karina Amezcua 1L » Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:12 pm

A cheesy joke perfect for finals weeks:

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Good luck to everyone!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby melissasandoval2O » Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:14 pm

Studying for Dr. Lavelle's chemistry final? More like stuDYING for the chemistry final.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karina Amezcua 1L » Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:15 pm

804780590 wrote:Potassium went on a date with oxygen, it went OK.

I thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:04 pm

How did the football cheerleader define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?

Fear of utility bills.

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Postby HimadreeR » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:46 pm

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Postby Precious_Li_1D » Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:55 pm

Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JoseMAvila15 » Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:57 pm

9. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Precious_Li_1D » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:01 am

Q: What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?
A: Breaking up is hard to do

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JoseMAvila15 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:07 am

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? A: SWAG

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JoseMAvila15 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:09 am

Q: Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? A: He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JoseMAvila15 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:10 am

Q: How did the chemist survive the famine? A: By subsisting on titrations

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JoseMAvila15 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:12 am

Q: What did one titration tell the other? A: Let's meet at the endpoint.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JoseMAvila15 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:16 am

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? A: OH SNaP!

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Postby Maverick Tan 1F » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:24 am

Q.Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

A.They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Divya Kumar 3I » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:27 am

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear!

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Postby Divya Kumar 3I » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:38 am

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Divya Kumar 3I » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:39 am

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Divya Kumar 3I » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:41 am

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Postby Divya Kumar 3I » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:43 am

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Postby saminah_adam » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:58 am

Ferrous Wheel
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nick_Kopooshian_3C » Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:15 am

I told a chemistry joke...there was no reaction

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Postby Sangita_Sub_3H » Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:17 am

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt!

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Postby Andrew Zhong 2H » Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:29 am

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Postby Jason Slater 3I » Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:46 am

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"BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD"

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Postby Jason Slater 3I » Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:51 am

*Neutron* "How much for a drink?"
*Proton Bartender* "For you? No charge"
*Neutron* "Are you positive?"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Slater 3I » Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:52 am

How to remember the difference between Cations and Anions?
A Cat-ion is Paws-itively charged

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancyh_1E » Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:52 am

What dog breed is most suitable for chemists?
Laboratory Retrievers! :-)

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Postby Toby Lin 1J » Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:07 am

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Postby Lei Wena Herme 1O » Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:37 am

Chem pick up line:
If you were C6 and I was H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

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Postby Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K » Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:56 am

Old chemists don’t die...


they just stop reacting.

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Postby Randon_Zahlout_3B » Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:11 pm

Name that Molecule! (As seen in the entrance to CS 50)
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Postby Randon_Zahlout_3B » Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:13 pm

Name that Molecule!
(Entrance to CS 50)
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Postby Katelyn_Nakamura_1B » Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:25 pm

Dr. Lavelle: Catalyst lowers.... what?
Student: A catalyst lowers the activation energy to speed up the reaction, it basically helps a reaction take a short cut...
Student athlete: Short cut? There are no short cuts on the road to success. We grind all day everyday to make our dreams a reality. There are no breaks for us because the hustle never stops. Faith, family, team.

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Postby Hannah_El-Sabrout_2K » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:03 pm

I'm triene, but I'm diene (;

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Postby gingy 1K » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:11 pm

guaca-mole lol
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poor reaction
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Postby gingy 1K » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:12 pm

poor polar bear
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Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:26 pm

Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?
A: To reduce his carbon footprint.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaWang_1F » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:59 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water? Because he was a polar bear

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby stuart_key_3E » Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:13 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down

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Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:29 pm

Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.

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Postby Quynh Nguyen 2H » Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:34 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym?
To become a buffer solution.


If the Queen farts, is it a noble gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby emma_arago_3D » Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:07 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult, it causes alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Susanne_Taavitsa_2J » Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:18 pm

Hoping to have enough potential to pass the final...
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Postby Frankie Escobedo 3E » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:38 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.

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Postby Thomas Morgan 1B » Fri Mar 17, 2017 8:19 pm

Honey, we're a galvanic cell. Can't you feel the electricity flowing between us?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JonathanZhu3B » Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:10 pm

How do you tell the difference between a train driver and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce Unionised.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rory_Grant_3E » Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:23 pm

Q) What's a scientist's favorite plant?

A) A Chemistree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aleena_Sorf_2A » Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:29 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution

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Postby Ashley Shirriff 2F » Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:13 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Postby Ashley Shirriff 2F » Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:26 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

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Postby Greta Tobin 2F » Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:30 pm

Q:What's the difference between chemistry and cooking?

A: In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon!!

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Postby giareyes_2B » Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:56 pm

Q: What's the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater

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Postby Gabriela_2E » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:00 pm

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I have many degrees."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504829531 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:05 pm

Why is the pH of Youtube very stable? It constantly buffers.

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Postby Andy_Park_1B » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:18 pm

Never trust atoms :(
They make up everything >__>

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Postby Andy_Park_1B » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:22 pm

Chemistry is...

[F]luorine
[U]ranium
[N]itrogen

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eljie_2F » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:23 pm

I have a greater chance of reaching absolute zero than getting a girlfriend.

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Postby Katherine_Ly_1H » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:42 pm

What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?

Au revoir.

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Postby Bryan Vega 2E » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:15 am

-Are you the 11th element on the periodic table?




-Because you're SODIUM fine ;)

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Postby Kimberly_Hoh_2A » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:21 am

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?
2Na :D

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Postby z_hernandez_loza_3J » Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:23 am

People with finals later in the week.
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Postby Kristine_Espinosa_2L » Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:09 am

Are you made of Uranium and Iodine?

Because all I can see is U and I ;)

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Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:10 am

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:13 am

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:13 am

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:13 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:14 am

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:15 am

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:15 am

What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.

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Postby Andrew Nguyen 3O » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:30 am

Q: Do I know the molecular formula for sodium hydride?

A: NaH.

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Postby Helen_Lee_1L » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:33 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Postby 904621096 » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:12 am

I couldn't find any good chemistry jokes because all of the good ones Argon.

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Postby Amy_Dixon_1I » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:06 am

Almost there!
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Postby Lily_Dermendjian_2B » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:10 am

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hanan_Kashkoul_1O » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:23 am

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