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Postby Kimberly_Rivera_3K » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:31 pm

"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."

Source: https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-good-jokes-about-organic-chemistry

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:31 pm

Q: What to do when a new lesson sounds like gibberish to your brain?

A: Just slow down and let the idea Zinc in.

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Postby Susanne_Taavitsa_2J » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:33 pm

I will always see this as an elephant from now on.
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Postby Tina_Keshishian_2F » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:40 pm

The organic chem section of the final got me diene.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isaiah Sandoval 1D » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:47 pm

Why are batteries always happy? Because they prefer acting in a positive manner.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jonathan Marin Dis3A » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:48 pm

What kind of dogs do chemist have?
Laboratory Retrievers

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Postby Sunny Chera 1N » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:57 pm

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Postby Sandy_Kim_1K » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:06 am

Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?

A: Methylated spirits.

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Postby em_farag » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:10 am

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Postby Jackyboy 1C » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:55 am

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jackyboy 1C » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:56 am

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jackyboy 1C » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:56 am

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Sackey_3G » Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:08 am

Me right now :''''(
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ahlam_ahmed_1d » Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:38 am

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink and the neutron settles down on a stool. After finishing his drink, the neutron asks 'How much for the drink?'
The bartender replies 'For you, NO CHARGE'

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:07 am

Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Paul Sedaros 1B » Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:31 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jagmeet_Arora_1G » Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:38 am

Q: What is the molecular formula for coffee?
A: CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zaamin Khwaja 3D » Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:48 am

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I hope the Final goes well for everyone!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Corey Switzler 2L » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:38 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Corey Switzler 2L » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:39 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Corey Switzler 2L » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:39 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Corey Switzler 2L » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:39 pm

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Corey Switzler 2L » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:40 pm

Why can you never trust atoms?
They make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Corey Switzler 2L » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:40 pm

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Corey Switzler 2L » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:42 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Postby Melissa Ledesma 2B » Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:08 pm

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Postby Adam Wojnar 1K » Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:20 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AlexSun2L » Mon Mar 20, 2017 5:29 pm

Hey sodium, you know any jokes?
Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:40 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katherine Sung 2I » Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:18 pm

Who is the best at making bad jokes about iodine and americium?

I AM

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Postby YsabelCheang1H » Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:54 pm

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Postby ryan_chowdhury_2E » Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:13 pm

"CHEM FINAL QUESTION #2C was doable ..."
-greatest joke of the quarter

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shirley_Zhang 3O » Tue Mar 21, 2017 11:18 am

Why do sodium, carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen taste so good together?
- NaCHOs

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:15 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JD Malana » Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:28 pm

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?
HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504754253 » Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:00 pm

I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything!!

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Postby Ricky Z1D » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:41 pm


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Postby 405060280 » Sat Jul 01, 2017 7:56 pm

Once upon a time, mama bear and baby bear went swimming in the ocean. But once they got into the water, the baby bear started to worry because he was scared that he would drown(dissolve). Then mama bear said to the baby bear, "it's ok, we are not polar."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ben Rolnik 1D » Sun Jul 02, 2017 3:16 pm

Two men walk into a bar. The first says I'll get some H2O. The second man says, I'll get Some H2O too..... drinks it and dies!

H2O2 = Hydrogen peroxide

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204580382 » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:21 pm

What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Cisneros 1F » Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:57 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Cisneros 1F » Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:58 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Cisneros 1F » Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:59 pm

We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Cisneros 1F » Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:59 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:06 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:08 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:13 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 104730551 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:48 pm

Dont trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 104730551 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:51 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 104730551 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:52 pm

Im making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 104730551 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:54 pm

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amoreno Section 1E » Sun Jul 09, 2017 3:15 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: NA

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amoreno Section 1E » Sun Jul 09, 2017 3:17 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 405060280 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 7:37 pm

Are you Na because you are sodium cute

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Postby 405060280 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 7:39 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite, he said NaBro

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 405060280 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 7:41 pm

Two friends went to a bar and one of them said "may I have some H2O", and the other one said "may I have some H2O too" then he died

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204580382 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:07 pm

If a king farts is it a noble gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yolandia Winn 1A » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:28 pm

An elements letter to an ex:

I sulfur when you argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby awidodo » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:55 pm

What do you call a 1000 Planck constants?
A Planckton

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby smuhammad1Section1E » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:18 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby smuhammad1Section1E » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:19 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Postby Michelle Cisneros 1F » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:50 pm

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon

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Postby Michelle Cisneros 1F » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:51 pm

Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Cisneros 1F » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:51 pm

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Cisneros 1F » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:52 pm

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Cisneros 1F » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:53 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby aless_wu » Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:19 pm

A photon walks into a hotel and the bellhop asks "Hey, you need help with your bags?" and the photon says "No thanks, I'm travelling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Giselle Garcia 1B » Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:45 pm

Q: Why doesn't anyone like wavelength?




A: Because it Hertz others!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Giselle Garcia 1B » Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:46 pm

Q: What do you call moles that go to church?

A: A Mole(r) Mass!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Giselle Garcia 1B » Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:47 pm

Q: How do your Neutrons feel about Dr. Lavelle's recent exam?

A: Neutral!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Giselle Garcia 1B » Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:49 pm

Q: Why is electron's favorite part of the day the light?

A: Light excites it!

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Cation has positive charge
Cat has paws (^._.^)ノ

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:05 am

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:05 am

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:05 am

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:06 am

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joe Rich 1D » Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:38 am

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joe Rich 1D » Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:40 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Postby 104730551 » Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:53 am

Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Postby 104730551 » Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:53 am

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 104730551 » Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:55 am

Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?
A: Separation anxiety.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 104730551 » Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:56 am

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Odalis Section 1E » Sat Jul 15, 2017 1:23 pm

I would make another chemistry joke but all the good ones ARGON.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amoreno Section 1E » Sat Jul 15, 2017 3:52 pm

Q: What does one ion say to the other?
A: I've got an eye ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:33 pm

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:59 pm

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby derek1d » Sun Jul 16, 2017 9:01 pm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204580382 » Sun Jul 16, 2017 9:19 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 405060280 » Sun Jul 16, 2017 9:33 pm

what do you do with some dead chemists?
barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 405060280 » Sun Jul 16, 2017 9:36 pm

what do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
a moler solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 405060280 » Sun Jul 16, 2017 9:39 pm

if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cynthia Pinedo 1C » Sun Jul 16, 2017 10:30 pm

Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cynthia Pinedo 1C » Sun Jul 16, 2017 10:33 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby smuhammad1Section1E » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:25 pm

"You're a 10? Maybe on the PH scale because you're basic."

I thought this was hilarious xD

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby smuhammad1Section1E » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:26 pm

"I would make another chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon." :)

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