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Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:27 pm

In the faculty lounge a German professor, a French professor and a chemistry professor were enjoying a drink and some friendly conversation. As they finished their drinks, the German professor stood up and said, "Auf Wiedersehen! Ahh, forgive me my friends! That means "good-bye" in German.

The French scholar, not to be outdone, stands and says, "Au revoir, mes amis! That's "Good-bye, my friends!" in French.

The chemistry professor thinks for a moment while his colleagues look on smugly. Suddenly he smiles, stands and says, "HCN -- that's good-bye in any language."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:29 pm

What did one titration tell the other? Let’s meet at the endpoint.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904940852 » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:40 pm

That was sodium funny

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Reyna Alonso 1E » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:37 am

"Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Justin Yu 3H » Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:04 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:17 pm

Did you know protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:32 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:32 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:33 pm

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:51 pm

You're a 10? Maybe on a pH scale because you are basic.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maya Krishnan 3E » Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:49 pm

"When your outer valence shell is full"
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:03 pm

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:07 pm

Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thompson W 2C » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:27 pm

I think I left Bromine and Boron in the cabinet.
BrB!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thompson W 2C » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:28 pm

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
At least I have a degree.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selene 1K » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:56 pm

Not to get technical, but according to chemistry...
Alcohol is a solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selene 1K » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:58 pm

Q: What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A: A-mean-oh acid.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby juchung7 » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:19 pm

"That was sodium funny"
"I slapped my neon that one"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:08 am

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:09 am

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? A: Febreeze.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:09 am

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:10 am

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Patricia Macalalag 2E » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:20 pm

What's the formula for seawater?

CH20

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Patricia Macalalag 2E » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:22 pm

Don't get chemists angry, they overreact.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Patricia Macalalag 2E » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:26 pm

I'm female.

Fe = Iron
Male = man

Therefore, I am Iron Man.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mila Therese Reyes 1E » Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:49 pm

You matter…
unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light…
then you energy!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904940852 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:10 am

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your CuTe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:42 am

What did the elements say to hydrogen? What a loner!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:42 am

Do I have a joke on sodium??
Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby tiffanyteguh1C » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:17 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:04 am

Mood
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:05 am

Don't be salty
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Misa Belser 3C » Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:21 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Misa Belser 3C » Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:22 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Clement Ng » Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:31 pm

What was the combustion reaction for the skirball fire?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thompson W 2C » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:00 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thompson W 2C » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:02 am

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thompson W 2C » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:04 am

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thompson W 2C » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:06 am

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Justin Yu 3H » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:20 pm

What's the chemical formula of a banana?
BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:33 pm

Is "unionized" a synonym for neutral?
No, it means they will stop carrying a charge until they get more money.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:34 pm

T.A.B.L.E. = Periodic Table

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:37 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:42 pm

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maya Krishnan 3E » Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:50 pm

Distracted BF: Conjugate Seesaw, Weak Conjugate Base, & Strong Acid
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tim Foster 2A » Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:53 pm

Which Nicki Minaj song is the best to listen to while studying Chapter 12?
Superbass!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Radha Patel 1D » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:10 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Radha Patel 1D » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:10 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Radha Patel 1D » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:10 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Radha Patel 1D » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:11 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Radha Patel 1D » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:12 pm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maya Krishnan 3E » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:23 pm

Mole Problems? Call 602-1023
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:16 pm

Remember to enjoy the little things in life.
Like protons

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:18 pm

Anions aren't negative.
They're just misunderstood.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:20 pm

What do you get if you chop an avocado into 6.02 x 10^23 pieces?
Guaca-mole

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:23 pm

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:24 pm

I'm out of chemistry jokes. I should Zinc of a new one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cyianna 2F » Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:22 am

Let's take all these bad chemistry jokes and Barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cyianna 2F » Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:23 am

Sam Smoot 1L wrote:Don't be salty


That was sodium funny! I slapped my neon that one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904940852 » Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:41 am

Did you hear that oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:05 am

Why are photons atheist? Because they don't have mass :000

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:12 am

Why are chemists good at sneaking up on people? They have the element of surprise!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zane Mills 1E » Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:23 am

Two scientists walk into a bar. "I'll have H2O," says the first. "I'll have H2O, too," says the second. Bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kennedy Moore 1D » Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:04 am

What did the biPOLAR ghost say?
BOOH!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kennedy Moore 1D » Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:07 am

Why did hydrogen get an alarm system?
Because he kept getting robbed and had reached his molar heat capacity

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jean Mok 3K » Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:40 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A: A ferrous wheel.

Cheers! We outta chem 14A.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Clement Ng » Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:00 pm

my gpa

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby VahagnAldzhyan » Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:27 pm

What's the atomic symbol for confusion?
Um

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby VahagnAldzhyan » Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:29 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh- acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:39 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:39 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Akash_Kapoor_1L » Mon Dec 11, 2017 2:23 am

This thread is actual gold...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:00 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:01 pm

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:05 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemists?
A: Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:39 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:41 pm

As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up:
Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:41 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anne 2L » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:21 pm

what did the ice cube say to his mom as he was melting

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn 2E » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:25 pm

Anne 2L wrote:what did the ice cube say to his mom as he was melting

MOM ITS JUST A PHASE

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ekayana Sethi 2K » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:52 am

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:24 pm

Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:26 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:28 pm

Q: What do you call a scientific plant?
A: Chemis-tree.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Josh Moy 1H » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:21 am

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Josh Moy 1H » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:22 am

Why can't atoms be trusted?

Because they make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Justin Chu 1G » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:24 am

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Josh Moy 1H » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:24 am

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A molar solution

*ba dum tss

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Justin Chu 1G » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:25 am

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:42 pm

I wanted to tell my chemistry joke...

but i was afraid i'd get the wrong reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:13 pm

Ba-duh
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:14 pm

:'(
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:14 pm

;)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:18 pm

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar? He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:20 pm

what is H204? It's FOR drinking, bathing, and mixing with scotch.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shreya Ramineni 2L » Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:08 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym?

To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:30 pm

If anyone hits on you in chemistry
Just ask them
Are you a salt?
cuz NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brenda K 1J » Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:39 pm

What's the matter? Everything. Everything is matter.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swetha Sundaram 1E » Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:51 pm

Watch out for the enthalpy pirate.....he'll steal your joules.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Patricia Macalalag 2E » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:51 pm

I can't tell you any good chemistry jokes because all the good ones argon.


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