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Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:34 am

Whenever I tell chemistry jokes, there is no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adam Enomoto 1L » Mon Mar 05, 2018 12:58 pm

I had a sodium joke but NA(h)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adam Enomoto 1L » Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:00 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Postby Emily Warda 2L » Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:00 pm

My friend who attends Santa Clara Univerity sent me this photo from her chemistry lecture the other day, enjoy.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Qining Jin 1F » Mon Mar 05, 2018 6:33 pm

Your dad's been under a lot of pressure lately
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marina Georgies 1C » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:40 pm

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marina Georgies 1C » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:40 pm

I asked the guy next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite. He said NaBrO.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marina Georgies 1C » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:47 pm

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marina Georgies 1C » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:48 pm

A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marina Georgies 1C » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:50 pm

Q; How does sulfer communicate with other elements?
A: A sulfone.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:58 pm

what's the chemical formula for a banana?
Barium bonded to 2 sodiums

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:59 pm

What happens to electrons when they lose their energy?
They get Bohr'd

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:00 pm

How would a doctor help a broken balloon?
Helium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:02 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
Because he was polar

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:03 pm

What do you call an educated cylinder?
A graduated cylinder

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:04 pm

What weapon can you make from potassium, nickel, and iron?
A KNiFe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janet Nguyen 2H » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:44 pm

What did atom A say to the atom B who was telling this joke?
You're such a Boron

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hammad Khan 2B » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:32 am

What is a physical chemists favorite show?
Law and Order

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie LeRaybaud 1G » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:05 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite...
He said Na BrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie LeRaybaud 1G » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:11 pm

Q: What do dipoles say in passing?

A: Have you got a moment?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hyein Cha 2I » Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:30 pm

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:26 pm

How often do I tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:27 pm

Why do chemists learn ammonia first?
It's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:27 pm

I think I've lost an electron... in fact, I'm positive.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:28 pm

Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:28 pm

Three nobles gases walk into a bar.
No one reacts.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:29 pm

What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gevork 2E » Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:28 pm

Chemistry??...more like cheMYSTERY because I don't know what's going on.

(JK... maybe)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 404995677 » Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:29 pm

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

Febreeze!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 404995677 » Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:52 pm

What show do Caesium and Iodine love to watch together?
CsI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Clement Ng » Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:05 am

me: that midterm was so easy

me: *gets back grade
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Postby Wayland Leung » Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:45 am

:)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Dang 1B » Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:16 am

Why did the acid go to the gym?
To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504754253 » Thu Mar 08, 2018 6:05 pm

here's a joke: I NEED CHEM NOTES for days i missed due to doctors appointments, but no STEM majors want to give them to me because its such a competitive field...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504754253 » Thu Mar 08, 2018 6:08 pm

I slapped my neon that one

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby David Zhou 1L » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:07 pm

If you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby David Zhou 1L » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:09 pm

What do you do when you find a questionable amount of sulfur, tungsten, and silver in your backpack?

Keep calm and SWAg on!!!!!!!11!!!11!!!!!

-- Andrew Nguyen

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Nguyen 2I » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:12 pm

I've seen the precipitate and solution one like 20 times on facebook - it's not even funny anymore

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:37 pm

What is the chemical formula for coffee?
CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:38 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:39 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:40 pm

How do sulfur and oxygen communicate?
They use a sulfone

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:42 pm

What do you say to a periodic table that is missing gold?
Au revoir

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Merzia Subhan 1L » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:46 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0 K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Merzia Subhan 1L » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:47 pm

NaCl NaOH
RED ALERT! THE BASE IS UNDER A SALT!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Merzia Subhan 1L » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:48 pm

I think I lost an electron. In fact, I'm positive.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Merzia Subhan 1L » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:48 pm

Two chemists walk into a bar, First says "hello, I'll have H2O" Second says "I'll also have some water, and stop ordering like that, you sound like an idiot"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Merzia Subhan 1L » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:49 pm

Today I told a chemistry joke, no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Merzia Subhan 1L » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:51 pm

Technically, alcohol is a solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:51 pm

What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
It's CoRnY

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Merzia Subhan 1L » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:52 pm

If a chemist is sick, and you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Fri Mar 09, 2018 1:08 pm

Q: What do you call an acid with attitude?
A: a-mean-o-acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Fri Mar 09, 2018 1:09 pm

I lost an electron
You should really keep an ion them

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Fri Mar 09, 2018 1:12 pm

Q: How often do you joke about elements?
A: Only periodically

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andy Nguyen 1A » Fri Mar 09, 2018 1:42 pm

Heisenberg is driving when he gets pulled over. When the police officer asks how fast he was driving, Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am!".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cooper1C » Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:30 pm

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cooper1C » Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:31 pm

Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cooper1C » Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:31 pm

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abdullah2I » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:43 pm

Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?


Because y'all are BeAuTi-ful.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krupa Prajapati » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:46 pm

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny! I slapped my neon that one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krupa Prajapati » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:48 pm

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abdullah2I » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:50 pm

What happens to Nitrogen when the Sun comes up?


It becomes Daytrogen.

(you're welcome)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mariane Sanchez 1E » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:37 pm

Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mariane Sanchez 1E » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:37 pm

Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Veronica Rasmusen 2B » Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:55 pm

How many moles are in guacamole?
Avocado's number

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Postby Veronica Rasmusen 2B » Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:59 pm

A small furry animal walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry, our maximum occupancy is 6.02 x 10^23. We can't a serve a mole."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Veronica Rasmusen 2B » Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:05 pm

Why do white bears dissolve in water?
Because they're polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Mar 10, 2018 7:25 pm

Why did the chemist coat his shoes with silicone rubber?
He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Mar 10, 2018 7:26 pm

Someone told me I have chemistry with a cute girl
But I don't take chemistry until next quarter

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Mar 10, 2018 7:27 pm

I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out
And I was like OMg

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Lee 2E » Sat Mar 10, 2018 11:28 pm

All these chemistry jokes are so funny.
Helium, Helium, Helium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Lee 2E » Sat Mar 10, 2018 11:30 pm

I tell bad chemistry jokes because the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jacquelyn Hill 1 » Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:14 pm

I tried to come up with another corny chemistry joke, but all of the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annalise Eder 2L » Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:21 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jacquelyn Hill 1 » Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:24 pm

Ar : Don't tell a joke to a noble gas because you'll get no reaction.

Na : Haha, That was sodium funny.

Ne : I slapped my neon that one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jacquelyn Hill 1 » Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:28 pm

"OMG! I think I lost one of my neutrons"
"It'll be fine, you can get a new one free of charge!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liam Maxwell 2E » Sun Mar 11, 2018 5:53 pm

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop.
The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liam Maxwell 2E » Sun Mar 11, 2018 5:55 pm

Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liam Maxwell 2E » Sun Mar 11, 2018 5:59 pm

Physical chemistry: the pitiful attempt to apply y=mx+b to everything in the universe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ricardo Ruiz Flores 1D » Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:03 pm

I found the worst Chemistry joke of all time from Dr. Rachuru Sanjeev, Department of Chemistry, Mizan-Tepi University, Tepi Campus, Tepi, Ethiopia:

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ricardo Ruiz Flores 1D » Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:09 pm

Erwin Schrodinger brings his sick cat to the doctor. After waiting several hours in the waiting room, the doctor finally comes out. So Erwin says, "Well, doc?" And the doctor says, "I have good news and I have bad news."

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Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Mar 11, 2018 7:06 pm

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Mar 11, 2018 7:07 pm

Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nhan Nguyen 2F » Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:01 pm

What do you call a tooth in a liter of water?
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A one molar solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diane Bui 2J » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:09 pm

Q: Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diane Bui 2J » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:11 pm

Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diane Bui 2J » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:12 pm

Q: What did the chemist snack on during lunch?
A: A 'gram' cracker.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby torialmquist1F » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:14 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Postby torialmquist1F » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:15 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby torialmquist1F » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:17 pm

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Postby Bansi Amin 1D » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:19 pm

Are you a nucleophile?
Because all you seem to do is bring negativity into my life.

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Postby Hammad Khan 2B » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:21 pm

Chemistry Joke
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Postby Bansi Amin 1D » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:23 pm

Q: What's a cation?
A: An ion with paws-itive charge :)
-3He

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:33 pm

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:35 pm

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby torialmquist1F » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:36 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:36 pm

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Ward 2C » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:49 pm

Once I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction ...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katie Blann 1E » Sun Mar 11, 2018 11:35 pm

Um ... the universal symbol for confusion

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Sun Mar 11, 2018 11:49 pm

I initially wanted to write jokes about the periodic table but I never felt I was in my element.


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