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That’ll be $5 for the electrons, but the neutrons are free of charge.
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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t serve your kind around here.” Argon doesn’t react.
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What was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.
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Q: "What did the reactant say to its partner when their bond was broken?"
A: "Weeeee are never ever everrr getting back togetherrr" (*In Taylor Swift's voice*)
A: "Weeeee are never ever everrr getting back togetherrr" (*In Taylor Swift's voice*)
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What's Michael Jackson's favorite combination of Elements?
He, He, He
He, He, He
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How do you insult someone who’s good looking?
You are so basic that you are a 10 on the pH scale.
You are so basic that you are a 10 on the pH scale.
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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because [censored] you're CuTe.
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You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.
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You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.
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You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.
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Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar."OH SNaP!" says the bartender.
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What was avogadros favorite number?
Golf! He always got a mole-in-one!
Golf! He always got a mole-in-one!
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Carbon and Hydrogen went on a date the other day... I heard they really BONDED :)
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Have you heard the joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was pretty corny apparently.
It was pretty corny apparently.
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I want to make an original joke in this thread, but all the good ones Argon
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Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar."OH SNaP!" says the bartender.
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Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.
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Why does a pound of hamburger have less energy than a pound of steak?
Because it is in the ground state.
Because it is in the ground state.
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Why can you never trust an atom?
They make up literally everything.
They make up literally everything.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia so much?
Because it's pretty basic stuff
;)
Because it's pretty basic stuff
;)
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I had to make a bad chemistry joke here because all of the good ones Argon :(
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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What do you say when you run out of chemistry jokes . . .
I should zinc of a new one.
I should zinc of a new one.
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what is the second-best public university's favorite element?
Berkelium
Berkelium
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Kayla Ziebell 1H wrote:Anyone heard any good jokes about sodium . . .
Na
This actually made me laugh
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I tried to make a clever chemistry joke but all the good ones...
ARGON
ARGON
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Cation
Cat-i-on
Pronunciation: [kat-ahy-uhn, -on]
-noun, Chemistry
1. An ion with paws-itive charge
2. The cutest ion ever
Cat-i-on
Pronunciation: [kat-ahy-uhn, -on]
-noun, Chemistry
1. An ion with paws-itive charge
2. The cutest ion ever
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Nima Ghorashi 3A wrote:Friend: "Johnny, why have you been so upset and frustrated lately?"
Johnny: "Well, I have taken two years and a quarter of chemistry, and I have yet to get this girl's significant digits."
good one
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Daniela Contreras 3E wrote:Hey guys remember: don't trust atoms, they make everything up!
good one
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar? He got Avogadro's number!
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Q. How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
A. Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
I heard this joke in my chem class in high school, and it always stuck with me, haha! Hope it hasn't already been posted here :)
A. Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
I heard this joke in my chem class in high school, and it always stuck with me, haha! Hope it hasn't already been posted here :)
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Esther Kim wrote:I tried to make a clever chemistry joke but all the good ones...
ARGON
Haha it's the pause of suspension that actually makes it funny lol
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Emma Goellner 2I wrote::)
Loool this was actually both cute and funny:)
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Michelle Gong wrote:Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.
Hahahaha, morbid but still really funny.
Also sidenote, but why would the bartender actually still give him the chemical to drink? That's the real question lol
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Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded AHA
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for my LoL players out there...
(last acid/base joke I promise)
(last acid/base joke I promise)
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They always ask, why did the chicken cross the road?
However, we are not given its velocity, nor its position- we cannot determine an uncertainty from this question, raising the question of whether the chicken actually crossed the road in the first place.
However, we are not given its velocity, nor its position- we cannot determine an uncertainty from this question, raising the question of whether the chicken actually crossed the road in the first place.
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Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state!
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I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!
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Which Marvel character would be the best chemist?
Thanos, because he believes that "all things must be balanced".
Thanos, because he believes that "all things must be balanced".
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"Billy was a chemist
But Billy is no more
Cause what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4."
Moral of the story: don't pipette by mouth.
But Billy is no more
Cause what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4."
Moral of the story: don't pipette by mouth.
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I showed my roommate this outfit. Wasn't the *reaction* I was expecting.
Have a great winter break everyone :)
Have a great winter break everyone :)
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Jenna Kovsky 1I wrote:I heard Potassium and Oxygen went on a date....It went OK
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond
This one made me giggle really loud haha
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Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.
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Why did the attacking army use acid?
To neutralize the enemy's base!
To neutralize the enemy's base!
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What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!
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Calvin Su 1B wrote:for my LoL players out there...
(last acid/base joke I promise)
You really had to do them like that LOL
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BiancaYugar_1D wrote:Awww, this was too cute to pass up.
I know this is from 2016 but this is a great one.
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Riya 14A-1 wrote:NAURRRRRR
this is not what I meant...
LOL NOT THE SHOW BYE.
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