Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

[Danielle Paisley 1H]

my favorite one

[905722616]

What do you do when you lose an electron? You keep an ion it. ahaha

[alyona]

I like chemistry jokes...periodically.

[Sanjay Annamalai 3E]

The noble gases walk into a bar. No one reacts.

[106024424]

I would post a good chemistry joke but all the good ones argon.

[rayirfan]

What do you do if no one laughs at your chemistry joke?

Keep saying it until it gets a reaction.

[Danielle Paisley 1H]

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[Madison Dawson 1A]

lol

[Madison Dawson 1A]

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[alyona]

All good chemistry jokes Argon :(

[Layla Shapouri 2L]

I like to hear chemistry puns,
periodically.

[Cate Cattano 1L]

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium.

[Heidi22J]

If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up, they'd be alloys.

[905722616]

What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.

[Danielle Paisley 1H]

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[Danielle Paisley 1H]

me with the powerpoint

[Toni Delton 3F]

Are you exothermic?
Cause your giving energy

[Leanna1H]

"Did you hear that oxygen proposed to magnesium?"

"OMg!"

[Dylan Do]

This is a joke AND a memory trick:
[CAT]ions are [PAW]sitive!

[Niyati 1F]

What's oxidation? Sorry my chemistry is kinda rusty.

[Joshua Hockman 1C]

Have you seen some of the dorms on campus? There are some pretty nice rooms, but others are really tiny, almost like a prison. They definitely have big cell potential!

[May Jiang 1E]

Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded

[May Jiang 1E]

What was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.

[May Jiang 1E]

Why can you never trust an atom?

They make up literally everything.

[May Jiang 1E]

Want to hear a Potassium joke? K!

[May Jiang 1E]

My chemistry experiment exploded.

It's ok, oxidants happen

[May Jiang 1E]

I think that angry flask completely overreacted.

[RalphGuevarra]

You must be built from Copper and Tellurium... because you are so CuTe

[RalphGuevarra]

Hey Exothermic, you are so good at making bonds and the energy you give off is so hot. Do you want to hang out anytime tomorrow?

[105944027]

"Why can you never trust an atom? Because they literally make up everything!!" hehehe

[105944027]

I can't think of anymore Chemistry jokes because all the good ones "Argon" pls laugh (T^T)

[105944027]

""OMG" Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!" These jokes are so bad that it's almost funny (>.<) I think I'm having way too much fun with this because I literally made like three posts in less than five minutes. My bad

[105944027]

wait.. I found a good one.. last one for today, I promise: "what do you call an acid with an attitude? a-mean-oh acid" that was good huh? yea, you're welcome.

[Danielle Paisley 1H]

lol

[Danielle Paisley 1H]

so cute

[Danielle Paisley 1H]

.

[Danielle Paisley 1H]

lol

[Yuliana Urrutia 1H]

I told a helium joke in chemistry class

there was no reaction...



The only problem with telling a chemistry joke?


all the good ones Argon

[Layla Shapouri 2L]

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

[Toni Delton 3F]

Oxygen went on a second date with potassium, and it went OK2!

[Toni Delton 3F]

If H2O is the formula for water, The formula for ice must be H2O cubed.

[005716808]

what are your pronouns?
Standard hydrogen electrode (S.H.E)

[alyona]

Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBrO

[Precious Oniha]

What do you call someone who says that a Lithium and Argon atom are bonded?
A Li-Ar

[Madison Dawson 1A]

.

[Madison Dawson 1A]

mean girls <3

[205743052]

Why can you never trust an atom?
They make up literally everything!

[Danielle Paisley 1H]

haha

[Danielle Paisley 1H]

lol

[Danielle Paisley 1H]

na bro

[005716808]

If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.

[005716808]

lol

[alyona]

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o acid.

[Toni Delton 3F]

What do you call a salty car?

A sodium chloRIDE

[Toni Delton 3F]

Why did Oxygen leave his Chlorine girlfriend?

Because she was toxic.

[Toni Delton 3F]

What animal lives underground and consists of 12 grams of carbon?

A mole.

[James Yu 3C]

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

[James Yu 3C]

Why did the chemist break up with her boyfriend?

Because he didn't understand the concept of chemical bonding!

[alyona]

Lose an electron?

Gotta keep an ion on it.

[alyona]

Want to hear a Potassium joke?

K!

[cassidy_schmitt]

Thought this should go in the HALL OF FAME :D

What is one of the worst compounds to use for chemistry?

Uranium Scandium

USc

Haha, love Lavelle for this one!

[205743052]

Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO!

[Russell Ahmed 2K]

How kinetics fellas flirt with each other:

You tryna be the catalyst to my reaction mechanism ?... uh ha ha

[Mace Drobac 1E]

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?

-Keep telling them until you get a reaction!

[Fayola Obasi 1F]

These jokes are sodium funny... I slapped my neon that one !

[Aiden Lieb 1I]

What happened to the man stopped for having sodium chloride and a 9-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.

[305985700]

What has more disorder than a system at equilibrium?

Professor Lavelle's equation sheet!

[Precious Oniha]

I made a Chemistry Joke but there was no Reaction

[Precious Oniha]

How often should you tell a chemistry joke?
PERIODICALLY

[105736938 AADL]

Two chemists walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O too.” The second chemist dies.
Hydrogen peroxide is very dangerous!

[105736938 AADL]

Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?


It was CoRnY

[105736938 AADL]

Someone threw sodium chloride at me.

I yelled, “That’s a salt!”

[Alexandru Georgescu 3A]

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all its friends argon!

[105944027]

I wish I was (A)denine so that I could get paired with U <3

[105944027]

Me: Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide?
Friend: NO!

[105736938 AADL]

I dare you to lower your body temperature to absolute zero.


I promise you’ll be 0K.

[105736938 AADL]

I would tell another chemistry joke…


…but all the good ones Argon.

[Emily Vargas 2I]

What do you call a clown in jail? a Silicon :)

[Rhea Jain 2I]

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting!

[Rhea Jain 2I]

Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Because when you do, there's no charge $$$

[Rhea Jain 2I]

Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded <3

[Rhea Jain 2I]

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na...

[Rhea Jain 2I]

Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

[Catherine K 2B]

That was sodium funny!

I'm slapping my neon that one!

[Catherine K 2B]

Why did the attacking army use acid?

To neutralize the enemy's base.

[Catherine K 2B]

Do I have good chemistry jokes?

NaH

[Catherine K 2B]

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date...it was OK.

[Catherine K 2B]

When is the chemical formula for banana?

BaNa2

[Catherine K 2B]

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

[Catherine K 2B]

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CuTe!

[Catherine K 2B]

If Avogadro calls, tell him to leave his number

[Catherine K 2B]

Take all the bad chemistry jokes and Barium

[Catherine K 2B]

I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said Na Br O.

[Emily Vargas 2I]

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? Because he got Avogadro’s number!

[Emily Vargas 2I]

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it’s pretty basic stuff!

[MaxReines1A]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the chemistry store.

[Giselle Covarrubias 3B]

Why can you never trust an atom?

They make up literally everything.

[Sydney Kim 3L]

Q: Did you loose an electron?
A: Got to keep an ion it

[306060519]

What's the best way to fight an equation? Balance it

[Brandon Li]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender says to the neutron, "For you, no charge!"

B)