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Postby Alex_Wagas_3K » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:11 am

I would like to apologize for not adding more jokes, but I only post them periodically

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bailey_Osborne_3A » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:29 am

What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bailey_Osborne_3A » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:31 am

What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes out?

It becomes daytrogen.

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Postby arsalzaheer2L » Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:37 am

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Laura_funes_1j » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:18 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madison Juul 1D » Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:03 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

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Postby Amanda_Ye_1G » Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:22 pm

Me last Wednesday :)

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Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:53 pm

Words of wisdom ;D
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Postby Abishek 3K » Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:55 pm

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Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:56 pm

Q: Did you hear that joke from sodium?

A: Na.

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Postby Raj Susarla 3I » Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:16 pm

Get it?
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Postby Hyun Young Lee 2H » Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:25 pm

Q.Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

A. They bonded well from the minute they met.

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Postby Hyun Young Lee 2H » Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:27 pm

Diene. ha.
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Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:35 pm

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby isabelle ruedisueli 1j » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:38 pm

What does one say when they spill nail polish remover?
I must a-ce-tone for my sins.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:57 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annie_Amundson_1L » Sat Mar 18, 2017 4:02 pm

Q: What is a functional group's favorite game to play?

A: Aldehyde and seek

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Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Sat Mar 18, 2017 4:02 pm

HAHAH
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samya Konda 2I » Sat Mar 18, 2017 5:07 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh Acid

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Hopefully this isn't our final...

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Postby Diego Cortez 2J » Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:12 pm

What's more fire than Drake's new album...
Chemistry Community

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby BiancaDang3H » Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:26 pm

I wish you were Avogadro so I'd know your number already.

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Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:29 pm

Q: How often do chemistry students study before an exam?

A: Periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy_Hyun_2K » Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:36 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Postby Aditya Mamtora 2C » Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:50 pm

H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? — H2O cubed

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aditya Mamtora 2C » Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:50 pm

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aditya Mamtora 2C » Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:52 pm

How does an electron sounds when it falls on the ground?


Planck!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ian Brown 1K » Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:56 pm

What show do Cesium and Iodine like to watch together?

CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ethan_Kato_1D » Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:27 pm

Gold strolls into a chemical bar. The bartender yells "Ay you! Get outta here!" (Get it, AU?)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:28 pm

Q: What type of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Xinyi_Yan_3L » Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:29 pm

"This is a favored process, but with a high energy barrier."
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Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:48 pm

b/c K = potassium
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snacking on cyclohexanes while watching lavelle's lectures
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Han 3H » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:07 pm

What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby marinarosebrock » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:28 pm

What did one dipole say to another in passing?
Have you got a moment?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chanvir_Singh_3E » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:33 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JoseMAvila15 » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:43 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JoseMAvila15 » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:44 pm

Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rory_Grant_3E » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:47 pm

Thought this one was funny.
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Postby Asha_Isse_1N » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:51 pm

I don't know what to post, all the good chemistry jokes argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JoseMAvila15 » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:51 pm

Why do white bears disolve in water?
Because they are polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ryan_chowdhury_2E » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:53 pm

What u call a gang of protein bullies?
Amine group

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JoseMAvila15 » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:53 pm

Got mole problems?
Call Avogadro at 602-1023

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Asha_Isse_1N » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:54 pm

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Fe-breeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JoseMAvila15 » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:55 pm

What do dipoles say when passing by?
"Do you got a moment?"

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Postby Sydniespore » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:22 pm

Tetrafluoride lol
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Postby Felicia Zhang 2J » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:50 pm

What is a king's farts?


A Noble gas. :)

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Postby Felicia Zhang 2J » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:52 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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Postby Sanjay_Kumar_2J » Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:44 pm

a joke 4 ur entertainment
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Postby Alexma 3A » Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:47 pm

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The Ether Bunny
What is the name of this molecule:
bunny-O-bunny

A: "ether bunny"

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Postby Sanjay_Kumar_2J » Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:49 pm

anotha one
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Postby Sanjay_Kumar_2J » Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:50 pm

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A Salt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sanjay_Kumar_2J » Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:51 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help carrying his luggage. He says, "No. I'm traveling light."

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Postby z_hernandez_loza_3J » Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:52 pm

Avogadro's Number...
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Postby z_hernandez_loza_3J » Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:53 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Wise 2C » Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:56 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light"

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Postby Nathan Wise 2C » Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:58 pm

Oxygen and Potassium? They're OK

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Postby Felicia Zhang 2J » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:00 am

a joke
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Postby Nathan Wise 2C » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:01 am

Why do chemistry professors always teach about ammonia?
Because its basic material.

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Postby Nathan Wise 2C » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:03 am

Did you hear that Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up?
Now they're great alloys against crime.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Wise 2C » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:06 am

Did you know there are Avocado's number of molecules in guacamole?

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Postby TiengTum2D » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:13 am

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Jand474 » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:42 am

how about them chemical workers...are they unionized?

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Postby Jand474 » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:44 am

what is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
Polar bond

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Postby Milan M » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:16 am

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Postby syun3c » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:23 am

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

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Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:32 am

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

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Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:33 am

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

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Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:33 am

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:34 am

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:37 am

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:37 am

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Postby Melissa Ledesma 2B » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:08 am

:)
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Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:07 am

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:08 am

Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:08 am

Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people!

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Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:08 am

Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
A: A KNiFe

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Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:09 am

Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
A: its CoRnY

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:09 am

Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa

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Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:09 am

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

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Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:10 am

Q: What did you do with Element 43 last night?
A: None of your Bismuth

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:10 am

Q: What is the TV show that cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony_Sampayo_4I » Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:25 am

What do you call a tooth suspended in a liter of water?
A 1 molar solution

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