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I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!
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Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.
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We'd give you some more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones argon.
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What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
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Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.
It was CoRnY.
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Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe
(that didn't come out well ): )
A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe
(that didn't come out well ): )
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel
A ferrous wheel
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium!
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.
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What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0 K now.
He's 0 K now.
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Q: What is the best part about learning about equilibrium?
A: Nothing changes!
A: Nothing changes!
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No Time to Die
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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask how to pronounce the word “unionized”.
Ask how to pronounce the word “unionized”.
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Why do chemists call helium, barium and curium the medical elements?
Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A: Because it's in the ground state.
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Get ready to laugh:
Q: What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
A: Keep telling them till you get a reaction!
Q: Want to hear a joke about Sodium, Bromine, and Oxygen?
A: NaBrO
Q: What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
A: Keep telling them till you get a reaction!
Q: Want to hear a joke about Sodium, Bromine, and Oxygen?
A: NaBrO
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Elf 1: Why does Santa sound like -
Santa: He He He *squeaky voice af*
Elf 2: Oh, he's ingested some helium
Santa: He He He *squeaky voice af*
Elf 2: Oh, he's ingested some helium
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A standup comedian tried writing jokes about the periodic table, but realized he wasn’t quite in his element.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0 k?
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
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Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?
A: To reduce his carbon footprint.
A: To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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A good ol' cartoon
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Sb is antimony on the periodic table and how I remember it is Susan B Anthony >:)
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For all my bilinguals out there:
Is Silicone the same in Spanish?
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Si.
Is Silicone the same in Spanish?
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Si.
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What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
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Did you hear the joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.
It was CoRnY.
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What should you do if noone laughs at your Chemistry joke.
Keep telling them until you get a reaction
Keep telling them until you get a reaction
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Did you hear about the guy that was frozen to absolute zero?
I hear he was 0k.
I hear he was 0k.
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Q: Why do people call organic chemistry the meanest science?
A: Because it’s always pushing electrons around!
A: Because it’s always pushing electrons around!
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, then what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed!
A: H2O cubed!
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A proton and a neutron were walking down the street. The proton says, "Stop, I dropped an electron. Help me look for it." The neutron asks, "Are you sure?" The proton replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."
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Why does Water hate the equator?
Because water is a polar molecule.
Because water is a polar molecule.
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Polar bears are unable to swim in water- they dissolve when they jump in.
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Why does a pound of hamburger have less energy than a pound of steak?
Because it is in the ground state.
Because it is in the ground state.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Only in the world of chemistry can a Pb & J sandwich kill you. Unless you're allergic. Then you're also dead.
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Q: What did the photon say when it ran into the wall?
A: "Ow that hertz!"
A: "Ow that hertz!"
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Why did the attacking army use acid? To neutralize the enemy's base
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https://www.relatably.com/m/img/light-memes/thumb.jpeg
You won't regret seeing this even though its a Chem14A joke
You won't regret seeing this even though its a Chem14A joke
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Carbon tries to befriend his two new roommates Nitrogen and Oxygen.
Unfortunately they didn't bond well together.
Unfortunately they didn't bond well together.
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An atom of U can be oriented in one state, but in the USA, U can be 4 states at once.
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I have developed such a weird love for chemistry jokes, I love this thread lol I'll try to add some every now and then, here's the first one!
Man, I hate when I tell a chemistry joke and I don't get a...REACTION!
This was horrible, I'm so sorry!! :((((
Man, I hate when I tell a chemistry joke and I don't get a...REACTION!
This was horrible, I'm so sorry!! :((((
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Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: Because they always have a solution!
A: Because they always have a solution!
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