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I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!
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What was Avogadro’s favorite sport? Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.
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I asked the guy next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite. He said NaBrO
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According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
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Gold walks into a bar. The bartender shouts "AU! Get out of here!"
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Why do you go to jail for throwing sodium chloride for somebody?
Because it's a salt.
Because it's a salt.
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Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Chemist: The glass is 50% H2O(l), 39%N(g), 10.5% O2(g), .44%Ar(g), and .06% CO2(g)
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Chemist: The glass is 50% H2O(l), 39%N(g), 10.5% O2(g), .44%Ar(g), and .06% CO2(g)
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Person 1: I blew up my chemistry experiment!!
Person 2: Oxidants happen
Person 2: Oxidants happen
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What do you get when you combine sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
SWAG
SWAG
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Did you hear about the guy who's temperature got down to absolute zero? Don't worry, he's 0K.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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Get yourself a friend who is down to hang out with positive entropy.
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Why can you never trust an atom?
They make up literally everything.
They make up literally everything.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They’re cheaper than day rates.
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If H2O is water, what is H2O4? Drinking! (if you don't get it read H2O4 has H2O for)
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Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender
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tried writing jokes about the periodic table…
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.
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Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.
It was CoRnY.
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If H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4?
Drinking, bathing, and lots of other daily activities.
Drinking, bathing, and lots of other daily activities.
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I wanted to write a chemistry joke, but I realized I wasn't quite in my ELEMENT.
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Why do chemists find working with ammonia easy?
Because it’s pretty basic stuff.
Because it’s pretty basic stuff.
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How did the hipster chemist burn his hand?
He picked up his beaker before it was cool
He picked up his beaker before it was cool
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I dare you to lower your body temperature to absolute zero. I promise you'll be 0K
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What happened to the man stopped for having sodium chloride and a 9-volt in his car? He was booked for a salt and battery
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state
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Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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Famous last words from chemists:
"And now for the taste test..."
"And now let's shake it a bit..."
"Which glass was my mineral water?"
"And now for the taste test..."
"And now let's shake it a bit..."
"Which glass was my mineral water?"
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!
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Why didn't the physics and biology teachers get along?
They had no chemistry.
They had no chemistry.
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What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of helium?
HeHe
HeHe
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What kind of weapon can you make out of Potassium, Nickel and Iron? A KNiFe
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Two men walked up to a bar and one says "I'll have some H2O." The other guy says "Ill have some water too." The first guy walks away, angry his assassination attempt did not work.
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Why did the attacking army use acid? To neutralize the enemy's base!
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink costs.
“For you, no charge.”
“For you, no charge.”
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The ice came up to the water and said, "I was water before it was cool".
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Chemists favor nitrates because they are way more affordable than the day rates.
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Here's another one:
Contrary to what you might believe, lowering your body temperature to -273 degrees Celsius is not 0K
Contrary to what you might believe, lowering your body temperature to -273 degrees Celsius is not 0K
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I have a good joke for you:
Achieve maintenance the night before final exams!
:') I hope you got a good laugh out of that one.
Achieve maintenance the night before final exams!
:') I hope you got a good laugh out of that one.
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Why did the attacking army use acid? To neutralize the enemy's base!
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Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe
HeHe
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Esther Kim wrote:These are so good! Keep em going
I agree, they make me cackle!
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Why do chemists find working with ammonia easy?
Because it’s pretty basic stuff.
Because it’s pretty basic stuff.
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Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Because wherever they go, there's no charge!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down
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Water says to oil, wanna hang out! Oil says, he can't! Water then yells at oil, hydrophobe!
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Why can you never trust atoms?
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Because they make up everything (*badum tis*).
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Because they make up everything (*badum tis*).
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender gives him a smile and says, "For you, no charge."
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Q: Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A: Because it's in the ground state.
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