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What do you do when you lose an electron? You keep an ion it. ahaha
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What do you do if no one laughs at your chemistry joke?
Keep saying it until it gets a reaction.
Keep saying it until it gets a reaction.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium.
A: If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium.
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me with the powerpoint
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Have you seen some of the dorms on campus? There are some pretty nice rooms, but others are really tiny, almost like a prison. They definitely have big cell potential!
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Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded
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What was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.
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Why can you never trust an atom?
They make up literally everything.
They make up literally everything.
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You must be built from Copper and Tellurium... because you are so CuTe
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Hey Exothermic, you are so good at making bonds and the energy you give off is so hot. Do you want to hang out anytime tomorrow?
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"Why can you never trust an atom? Because they literally make up everything!!" hehehe
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I can't think of anymore Chemistry jokes because all the good ones "Argon" pls laugh (T^T)
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""OMG" Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!" These jokes are so bad that it's almost funny (>.<) I think I'm having way too much fun with this because I literally made like three posts in less than five minutes. My bad
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wait.. I found a good one.. last one for today, I promise: "what do you call an acid with an attitude? a-mean-oh acid" that was good huh? yea, you're welcome.
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I told a helium joke in chemistry class
there was no reaction...
The only problem with telling a chemistry joke?
all the good ones Argon
there was no reaction...
The only problem with telling a chemistry joke?
all the good ones Argon
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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If H2O is the formula for water, The formula for ice must be H2O cubed.
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What do you call someone who says that a Lithium and Argon atom are bonded?
A Li-Ar
A Li-Ar
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Why can you never trust an atom?
They make up literally everything!
They make up literally everything!
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If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
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Why did Oxygen leave his Chlorine girlfriend?
Because she was toxic.
Because she was toxic.
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What animal lives underground and consists of 12 grams of carbon?
A mole.
A mole.
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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements?
Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
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Why did the chemist break up with her boyfriend?
Because he didn't understand the concept of chemical bonding!
Because he didn't understand the concept of chemical bonding!
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Thought this should go in the HALL OF FAME :D
What is one of the worst compounds to use for chemistry?
Uranium Scandium
USc
Haha, love Lavelle for this one!
What is one of the worst compounds to use for chemistry?
Uranium Scandium
USc
Haha, love Lavelle for this one!
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How kinetics fellas flirt with each other:
You tryna be the catalyst to my reaction mechanism ?... uh ha ha
You tryna be the catalyst to my reaction mechanism ?... uh ha ha
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What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
-Keep telling them until you get a reaction!
-Keep telling them until you get a reaction!
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What happened to the man stopped for having sodium chloride and a 9-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery.
He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What has more disorder than a system at equilibrium?
Professor Lavelle's equation sheet!
Professor Lavelle's equation sheet!
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Two chemists walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ll have an H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an H2O too.” The second chemist dies.
Hydrogen peroxide is very dangerous!
One says, “I’ll have an H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an H2O too.” The second chemist dies.
Hydrogen peroxide is very dangerous!
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Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY
It was CoRnY
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I dare you to lower your body temperature to absolute zero.
I promise you’ll be 0K.
I promise you’ll be 0K.
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Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Because when you do, there's no charge $$$
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Why did the attacking army use acid?
To neutralize the enemy's base.
To neutralize the enemy's base.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!
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I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said Na Br O.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? Because he got Avogadro’s number!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it’s pretty basic stuff!
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Why can you never trust an atom?
They make up literally everything.
They make up literally everything.
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender says to the neutron, "For you, no charge!"
B)
The bartender says to the neutron, "For you, no charge!"
B)
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