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What was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf! He always got a mole-in-one!
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Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.
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a photon walks into a hotel and they ask if he needs any help with his bags. The photon says "no thanks, I'm travelling light"
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Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar."OH SNaP!" says the bartender. tehehe
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Not really a joke but a helpful saying:
boron is a moron because it wants 6 electrons.
boron is a moron because it wants 6 electrons.
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Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar."OH SNaP!" says the bartender.
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Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak? The beef is in ground state.
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Shreyesi Srivastava 2D wrote:Do you have 11 protons?
Cause you sodium fine
Please, someone test that one out!
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
its okay I didn't laugh either
A: Na
its okay I didn't laugh either
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Two chemists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll have an H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.
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What's the highest medal of honor an inert gas can receive?
The noble prize
The noble prize
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Why are Molybdenum, Neon, and Yttrium always together?
Legends say they're in it for the money.
Legends say they're in it for the money.
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Which two elements were the most surprised to be paired together for the experiment?
Oxygen + Magnesium
Oxygen + Magnesium
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Why do hamburgers have less energy than steak??
- because their in their ground state! hahah
- because their in their ground state! hahah
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Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Potassium walk into a room.
"OH SNaP"-someone exclaims
"OH SNaP"-someone exclaims
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I guess people didn't like my chemistry joke. It didn't get the reaction I wanted.
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My chemistry teacher asked me what's an acid + base?
A good party wasn't the correct answer, apparently.
A good party wasn't the correct answer, apparently.
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Why did the attacking army use acid....
To neutralize the enemy's base!
To neutralize the enemy's base!
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Brandon Achugbue 3H wrote:My chemistry teacher asked me what's an acid + base?
A good party wasn't the correct answer, apparently.
LOL!
I think that is great humor.
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Q: What did the proton say to the electron?
A: Why are you so negative?
A: Why are you so negative?
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H20 is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H20 cubed.
H20 cubed.
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The iron and carbon came in a discounted value pack at the local shop.
What a steel!
What a steel!
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it’s in the ground state.
Because it’s in the ground state.
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Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you?
Because I see no reaction.
Because I see no reaction.
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A photon walks into a party. He sees his friend on the other side of the room, so he waves.
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Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.
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How often does a chemist need coffee?
They need caffeine periodically.
They need caffeine periodically.
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Why do metals have the hardest time keeping their "cool" at a night club?
They're surrounded by hot people all night
They're surrounded by hot people all night
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Two electrons in a covalent bond are hanging out:
Electron 1: Aren't you from Hydrogen?
Electron 2: Yeah, way over on the west side! Always moving around though. What about you?
Electron 1: Chlorine, it's not too bad. Got a pretty stable group of friends.
Electron 2: What are you doing around here then?
Electron 1: Oh you know, just getting out of my bubble, tryna meet some people.
Electron 2: Yeah, I getcha. Kinda ionic how you make so many close bonds when you move away from home.
Electron 1: Aren't you from Hydrogen?
Electron 2: Yeah, way over on the west side! Always moving around though. What about you?
Electron 1: Chlorine, it's not too bad. Got a pretty stable group of friends.
Electron 2: What are you doing around here then?
Electron 1: Oh you know, just getting out of my bubble, tryna meet some people.
Electron 2: Yeah, I getcha. Kinda ionic how you make so many close bonds when you move away from home.
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What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!
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One guacamole is equal to 6.0221415 x 10^23 guacas. One might even call it, avocado's number.
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Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
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Why are so many chemists engaged in politics?
I don't know. It's just that polarizing I guess.
I don't know. It's just that polarizing I guess.
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"I wonder why chemists are all so great at problem-solving?"
"Duh it's because they have all the solutions"
"Duh it's because they have all the solutions"
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A pessimist sees the glass as half empty. An optimist sees the glass as half full. A chemist sees the glass as completely full: half full of liquid and half full of gas.
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Why is Pi much better off than Sigma?
Because at the very least he isn't single.
Because at the very least he isn't single.
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the fact that I have been reading through this thread for the past twenty minutes lol
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Hope everyone lost an electron after this second midterm and feels positive.
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1. Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar!
2. Old chemists never die.
They just stop reacting!
Because it was polar!
2. Old chemists never die.
They just stop reacting!
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Two chemists walk into a bar.
One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O."
The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!"
...The second chemist dies
One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O."
The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!"
...The second chemist dies
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Well, I'd love to post some more chemistry jokes but all the good ones argon
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I think these jokes are sodium funny. I even slapped my neon that one!
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Why are kids drawn to Santa's gifts?
They're made out of polar molecules.
They're made out of polar molecules.
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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
At least I have a degree!
At least I have a degree!
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Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was a polar bear.
Because it was a polar bear.
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Q: Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state!
A: Because it's in the ground state!
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Are you the acid to my litmus paper?
Because every time I meet you I turn bright red
Because every time I meet you I turn bright red
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One chemist said to the other, "I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number"
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There's no way you're not made from Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium... because you're BeAuTi-ful.
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