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What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
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Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Why was there an explosion in the chemistry lab?
Because oxidants happen!!
Because oxidants happen!!
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What happens when you lower your body temperature to -273°C? Nothing, you're perfectly 0K!
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I make bad Chemistry jokes because all of the good ones ARGON (Ar)
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
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What did Sodium and Neon say when someone told a joke?
That was sodium funny. I slapped my neon that one.
That was sodium funny. I slapped my neon that one.
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Element 1: Oh no! I lost my electron.
Element 2: Oh no! Are you positive?
Element 2: Oh no! Are you positive?
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Why was the electrochemical cell arrested?
Because he was convicted of battery.
Because he was convicted of battery.
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Chem_Mod wrote:We had a fun review session on Friday November 7 and I encourage all students to view it as there were many excellent Q&A.
I started my review session by reading out the following chemistry joke given to me by a student:
Q. Why should you never trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything!
Anyone wanting to post chemistry jokes can post under this topic.
LMAO THIS MADE MY NIGHT!
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Joanne Yuh 3I wrote:Element 1: Oh no! I lost my electron.
Element 2: Oh no! Are you positive?
simple yet creative HAHA
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Here's a little electrochemistry joke to match our unit
I started working in an electrochemistry lab today, and the PI said that I have great potential.
I started working in an electrochemistry lab today, and the PI said that I have great potential.
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The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He's 0K now.
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Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems? A: They have all the solutions.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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What happened to the chemist in the cave - Berkelium (bear kill him)
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You must be ethidium bromide, because I'm tangled in your double helix.
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Are you made out of beryllium, ununtrium, and titanium ? Cause you're a BeUTi ( beauty)
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Do particles with multiple helium isotopes have mass? Only the Catholic ones!
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Sooo I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen......but NaH.
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I was looking for sodium on the periodic table, but then it told me it was not available! (Na)
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Are you a mixture of Fluoride, Iodine, and Nitrogen cause you are fine.
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Teacher: Do you know your elements? Student: yeah, maybe... Teacher: isotope so.
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Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.
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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."
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Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
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What's a chemistry teachers favorite thing to teach about? Ammonia, because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you do with a dead scientist? You barium. That's if you can't helium or curium.
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What did the chemist do when he cut his leg? He put his neon (knee on) a table to bandage it up.
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Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.
Another chemical symbol-based chemistry joke: cobalt (Co), radon (Rn), and yttrium (Y—yes, it’s a real element).
It was CoRnY.
Another chemical symbol-based chemistry joke: cobalt (Co), radon (Rn), and yttrium (Y—yes, it’s a real element).
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Now we’re making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's a chemistry teachers favorite thing to teach about? Ammonia, because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the attacking army use acid? To neutralize the enemy's base!
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The real answer to the question "Is the glass half empty or half full."
The real answer to the question "Is the glass half empty or half full."
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What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
Get it?! Like a chemical reaction. Chemistry jokes are funny.
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
Get it?! Like a chemical reaction. Chemistry jokes are funny.
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Q: Why does Santa's house dissolve in water?
A: because it's polar
A: because it's polar
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What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
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today in lecture we learned about how first order reaction rates have the formula ln[A]= -Kt + ln[A(0)] and are similar to y=mx+b. The jokes about it are funny, but we gotta draw the line somewhere.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
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Okay, LMAO--last one.
Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
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