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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.
H2O cubed.
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Did you know that Oxygen went for a second date with Potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2
How did it go?
It went OK2
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Jordan_OBrien_2k wrote:Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
This is a good one!!!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
A: OH SNaP!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?
HeHe
HeHe
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Do you want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
NaBrO.
NaBrO.
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Guess i'll just have to post bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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I'm sad that the jokes on here have slowed down. They used to be posted everyday, but now they only happen periodically.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates!
They're cheaper than day rates!
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Shana Patel 1C wrote:What did one charged atom say to the other?
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I got my ION you!
I can't stop laughing at this
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Chemist: Hey girl, are you made up of copper and tellurium?
Girl: No, Why did you ask?
Chemist: Because you are Cu-Te
Girl: No, Why did you ask?
Chemist: Because you are Cu-Te
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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Me: Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak?
Friend: I don't know, why?
Me: Because it's in the ground state.
Friend: *starts laughing hysterically*
Friend: I don't know, why?
Me: Because it's in the ground state.
Friend: *starts laughing hysterically*
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Did you hear that oxygen when on a date with potassium?
It went OK.
It went OK.
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I thought about cutting my sodium intake, but then I was like Na :)
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did u know that oxygen went on a second date with potassium?
how did it go ?
it went OK2
how did it go ?
it went OK2
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What do you get when you mix some carbon, oxygen, and a little bit of heat?
My house.
(I'm from Irvine during the Silverado fire).
My house.
(I'm from Irvine during the Silverado fire).
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A photon checks into a hotel, and the desk clerk asks, "Have you any luggage?"
To which the photon replies, "No, I'm travelling light."
To which the photon replies, "No, I'm travelling light."
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Ryan Hoang 1D wrote:What do you get when you mix some carbon, oxygen, and a little bit of heat?
My house.
(I'm from Irvine during the Silverado fire).
Sorry to say this made me laugh out loud
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What is the 2nd best public university's favorite element?
Berkelium!
Berkelium!
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What did the thermometer say to the measuring cylinder?
“You may be graduated, but I have several degrees.”
“You may be graduated, but I have several degrees.”
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
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If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium.
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If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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Becca Nelson 1J wrote:What is the 2nd best public university's favorite element?
Berkelium!
Why did I laugh so hard at this??
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
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One Molar solution.
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One Molar solution.
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"Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?"
"How did it go?"
"It went OK2!"
"How did it go?"
"It went OK2!"
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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces?
Guacamole
Guacamole
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What's a chemistry teachers favorite thing to teach about? Ammonia, because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.
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I ain't never seen two identical fermion particles in the same quantum state. It's always one of them gotta have different quantum numbers.
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Why did the cation try to cheer up the anion?
Because they're PAWsitive thinkers!
Because they're PAWsitive thinkers!
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
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Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
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So I told Sodium and Neon a super funny joke. Guess what they said:
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Na: That was SODIUM funny!
Ne: I slapped my NEON that one.
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Na: That was SODIUM funny!
Ne: I slapped my NEON that one.
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Why wouldn't the n=1 electron go out with the n=2 electron?
He just wasn't on her level.
He just wasn't on her level.
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There are so many jokes here already. Seems like all the good ones Argon.
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What kind of dogs does Dr.Lavelle have? I'm going to take a wild guess and say laboratory retrievers
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Helium dimer seems like the funniest of molecules because he2 would be like He He.
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Nuclear Power can singlehandedly solve the world's energy crisis
However, big oil keeps it out of the spotlight because they don't care about us or the world.
Please.... if we can do more research and further nuclear technology, we can create millions of new jobs and save our planet.
However, big oil keeps it out of the spotlight because they don't care about us or the world.
Please.... if we can do more research and further nuclear technology, we can create millions of new jobs and save our planet.
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Q: 16 sodiums walk into a room. Who's next?
A: Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Batmaaan
A: Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Batmaaan
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Not the best thing in the world but here ya go
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
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we'd give you some more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones argon
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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705324760 wrote:Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
This one is really fun.
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I post pretty corny chemistry jokes because all of the good ones Argon!
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Not sure if this is chem-related but oh well.
Before heading out to the store, my sister told me "Hey, we're out of salt" to which I replied "0mg".
Before heading out to the store, my sister told me "Hey, we're out of salt" to which I replied "0mg".
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Just came across this really funny chemistry joke!
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
Thought I would share it
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
Thought I would share it
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Hi I wanted to post some jokes onto the chemistry community but... but all the good ones argon.
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Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number!
He got Avogadro's number!
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Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H2O. The other says, "I'll have H2O too!"
The second man dies.
The second man dies.
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