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Joshua Wiedner
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Joshua Wiedner » Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:18 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down!

Tasnim Sazzad 4B
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Tasnim Sazzad 4B » Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:48 pm

What do you do with the sick chemist?

If you can't Helium, and if you can't Curium, then you might as well Barium!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Henry2E » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:46 pm

Two atoms are in a bar.
One says, "I think I lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
To which the other replies, "I'm positive."

JasmineChavez 1E
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby JasmineChavez 1E » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:50 pm

Daniela Contreras 3E wrote:What is the chemical formula for a banana?
BaNa2



Ha ha ha ha ha good one.

GrantSugimura_1B
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby GrantSugimura_1B » Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:24 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby katielee1K » Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:11 pm

I have many chemistry jokes....I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction!

Bogdan-Andrei Bagdasar 1A
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Bogdan-Andrei Bagdasar 1A » Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:54 pm

I had to post this (*_*) haha
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Madison Holland 1D » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:20 pm

chemistry is funny
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Alexander Vong 3I » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:11 pm

Learning about equilibrium is easy...

...because nothing changes

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby CenCen » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:00 pm

here's another for you all. :)
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Re: Chemistry Jokes- Electrochemistry

Postby Kelly Sun 3E » Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:17 pm

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Johnchou1A » Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:55 pm

What is the charge of cations?

pawsitive

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby JasmineChavez 1E » Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:17 pm

I am A female
Fe= Iron
Male=Man

therefore... I am Iron Man

Cecilia Tsai 3C
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Cecilia Tsai 3C » Sat Jan 30, 2016 7:55 pm

Joke: “What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”

Cole Malkoff 3E
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Cole Malkoff 3E » Sat Jan 30, 2016 8:25 pm

What was the Titanic's hull made of?

Zinc.

Zinc about it.

Lisa Lim 3G
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Lisa Lim 3G » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:23 pm

A: "I blew up my chemistry experiment."
B: "That's ok, oxidants happen."

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby BeejenPatel_1B » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:46 pm

Copper and Gold are at a party. Copper sees Gold and says, "Au, you weren't invited, get out!" Gold replies, "Alright fine, Cu later."

Brooke VanSickle 1J
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Brooke VanSickle 1J » Sun Jan 31, 2016 3:26 pm

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?


He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 904418641 » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:42 pm

I told a chemistry joke once...there was no reaction.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Mahir Pepic 3F » Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:48 pm

"Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book on Helium?"

-"He couldn't put it down!"

Bryce Bentley 1l
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Bryce Bentley 1l » Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:56 pm

Thermodynamic pickline:
You must have a low heat capacity, because it doesn't take much joules (jewels) to make you hot!!

Bryce Bentley 1l
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Bryce Bentley 1l » Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:02 pm

How much free energy does the average phone have when its battery is full?

None! Electricity doesn't pay for itself!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Bryce Bentley 1l » Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:10 pm

I hope the electrochemistry portion of the midterm won't Reduce my mood!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chem_Mod » Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:58 pm

Bryce Bentley 1l wrote:I hope the electrochemistry portion of the midterm won't Reduce my mood!


:-) I'll try to avoid that!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chem_Mod » Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:00 pm

WoW. So many good jokes. I sat down to do some work and I've had 15 mins of laughs!

GiselleMartinez_1B
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby GiselleMartinez_1B » Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:25 pm

Although this one did get a reaction...
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 904638389 » Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:04 pm

Sodium sodium sodium sodium
sodium sodium sodium sodium
BATMAN!

Roberto Vasquez 2C
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Roberto Vasquez 2C » Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:44 pm

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Red-Ox

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Jokes

Postby ssendhil » Mon Feb 01, 2016 12:04 am

People asked me if I rushed this quarter but the only thing I rushed was that last quiz.

Bryce Bentley 1l
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Bryce Bentley 1l » Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:41 am

A man accidentally dropped his tooth in a solution of HCl. The man was so shocked that it dissolved so quickly that he just had to find the Molar concentration!!

GrantSugimura_1B
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby GrantSugimura_1B » Mon Feb 01, 2016 12:43 pm

I have a ton of chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

Bryce Bentley 1l
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Bryce Bentley 1l » Mon Feb 01, 2016 12:57 pm

GrantSugimura_1B wrote:I have a ton of chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.


As long as the reaction is spontaneous you are good! No energy will be needed to make people laugh!

Chi-Yun 1B
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chi-Yun 1B » Mon Feb 01, 2016 1:07 pm

I told a joke about noble gases.
There was no reaction!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby aristotelis1H » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:18 pm

I thought this was a cute image :) Image

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby WeiyangXiong1B » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:49 pm

Are you made from iodine and uranium?
All I can see is U and I.
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby WeiyangXiong1B » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:53 pm

What is iron's favorite ride at the amusement park?
Ferrous wheel

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Wendy_Xie » Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:07 pm

https://www.facebook.com/IFeakingLoveScience/videos/1208151935872482/
An interesting video about how elements react with each other

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby kaushikdr » Tue Feb 02, 2016 4:19 pm

What do you call it when a king farts?

A noble gas

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby CalebLew1C » Tue Feb 02, 2016 5:10 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

Jade Nguyen 1E
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Jade Nguyen 1E » Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:02 am

Neutrons want to pay tab, bartender says "for you, no charge"

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Jade Nguyen 1E » Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:15 am

Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023

Bogdan-Andrei Bagdasar 1A
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Bogdan-Andrei Bagdasar 1A » Wed Feb 03, 2016 11:38 am

Hehe
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Rachel Tat 3E » Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:38 pm

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby haleyf 2I » Thu Feb 04, 2016 8:39 am

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Kyilah Terry
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Kyilah Terry » Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:50 pm

Q:Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide?
A: NO..

These jokes are sodium funny.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby cgrabar_2D » Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:52 pm

Definite reference to the upcoming midterm
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Heerali Patel 3A » Thu Feb 04, 2016 11:03 pm

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 004569922 » Fri Feb 05, 2016 12:01 am

What was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf - because he always got a mole-in-one.

Miah Khan 3L
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Miah Khan 3L » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:00 am

Who doesn't love a good chem pun? Apparently a lot of people.

I mean, I am always trying to cell a good electrochem joke, and it is SHOCKING that some people do not appreciate the joke. They reVOLT against electrochemistry puns, and because of that they burn that SALT BRIDGE with me.

Miah Khan 3L
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Miah Khan 3L » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:03 am

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

Rachel Colbath 2G
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Rachel Colbath 2G » Fri Feb 05, 2016 12:11 pm

The name's Bond
... Ionic Bond

"taken, not shared"

Kayla T 1J
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Kayla T 1J » Fri Feb 05, 2016 1:32 pm

What is Kylo Ren's favorite type of reaction?

A First Order reaction.

Rachel Hunsucker 3L
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Rachel Hunsucker 3L » Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:16 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?



A: Barium

Vishal Dobaria 4G
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Vishal Dobaria 4G » Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:31 am

What did the angry electron say when it was repelled?

Let me atom!!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Susanna » Sat Feb 06, 2016 9:09 pm

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

SWAG.

Kyilah Terry
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Kyilah Terry » Sun Feb 07, 2016 11:50 am

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby adrianm » Sun Feb 07, 2016 6:10 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…

He said NaBrO

Rodrigo Aranda
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Rodrigo Aranda » Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:26 pm

What did one titration say to the other?

-Lets meet at the half point!

(Not original content)

Cesar Martinez 2A
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Cesar Martinez 2A » Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:31 pm

A bunch of atoms were protesting. A guy walks up and asks them "Are you guys unionized?"

What is avocado's number?
The amount of particles in one guacamole.

Karina Keus 3L
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Karina Keus 3L » Sun Feb 07, 2016 11:22 pm

I'd post a funny chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Noah Lopez 2L » Sun Feb 07, 2016 11:39 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender says, "for you, no charge".

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Daniela Contreras 3E » Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:01 am

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Daniela Contreras 3E » Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:02 am

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Daniela Contreras 3E » Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:03 am

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

Nataliya Karashchuk
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Nataliya Karashchuk » Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:08 am

If Avogadro calls tell him to leave his number

Brock Burnett 3H
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Brock Burnett 3H » Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:27 am

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Brock Burnett 3H » Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:28 am

What is the first rule of thermodynamics? You don't talk about thermodynamics.

Cole Malkoff 3E
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Cole Malkoff 3E » Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:48 am

OMg! Did you hear that about Oxygen and Magnesium's relationship?

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby CalebLew1C » Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:49 pm

Valentine's Day is right around the corner...
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Joanne Reyes 1L » Tue Feb 09, 2016 1:34 am

Karina Keus 3L wrote:I'd post a funny chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon!

Nah, I got one. Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Argon doesn't react.

GrantSugimura_1B
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby GrantSugimura_1B » Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:12 am

The names Bond....Ionic Bond
Taken, not shared.

Chi-Yun 1B
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chi-Yun 1B » Tue Feb 09, 2016 2:35 pm

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chi-Yun 1B » Tue Feb 09, 2016 2:40 pm

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 404483361 » Tue Feb 09, 2016 5:12 pm

Parents ask me why I don't clean my room.
I tell them "In an isolated system, entropy can only increase."

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Dahriel Aron 3A » Tue Feb 09, 2016 7:07 pm

I hope everyone is feeling solid (with low entropy) for the midterm tomorrow!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Mariah Tumbaga 1e » Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:23 pm

A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through".

GrantSugimura_1B
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby GrantSugimura_1B » Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:58 pm

Joke: I'm ready for the midterm today.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby marinah » Wed Feb 10, 2016 8:30 pm

What did the chemistry student say when they asked her why she was crying?

"just too much pressure atm"

katielee1K
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby katielee1K » Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:45 pm

what did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
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HeHe

Feng Ming Li 2K
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Feng Ming Li 2K » Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:57 am

Since Valentine's day is coming up, this would be appropriate to ask someone you have been wanting to talk to! Good luck~

Are you a Carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

Christian Wooten 3A
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Christian Wooten 3A » Thu Feb 11, 2016 4:18 pm

This one is a comic strip, so its long but its funny lol
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Michelle Dela Rosa 1D » Thu Feb 11, 2016 6:40 pm

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chem_Mod » Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:15 pm

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I meant to show these at the end of today’s class.

Happy Valentine!


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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chi-Yun 1B » Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:38 am

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Vishal Dobaria 4G » Sat Feb 13, 2016 12:11 pm

The last time I told a good chemistry joke, there was no reaction

Cesar Martinez 2A
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Cesar Martinez 2A » Sat Feb 13, 2016 4:51 pm

How can photons be Catholic if they don't even have mass?

Ilana Golub 1A
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Ilana Golub 1A » Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:38 pm

In honor of Valentine's day coming up....
Here are some chemistry pick up lines!

http://chemistry.about.com/od/valentinesdaychemistry/a/Chemistry-Pick-Up-Lines.htm

Karina Keus 3L
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Karina Keus 3L » Sun Feb 14, 2016 3:11 pm

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Amir Teixeira 1L
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Amir Teixeira 1L » Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:33 pm

Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H2O. Another man says "I'll have H2O ,too." The second man dies.

GiselleMartinez_1B
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby GiselleMartinez_1B » Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:31 pm

You have got to love The Big Bang Theory !
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Jason Ching » Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:37 pm

Enjoy!
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Jason Ching
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Jason Ching » Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:40 pm

Appropriate for Valentine's Day.

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine

Brock Burnett 3H
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Brock Burnett 3H » Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:25 pm

In honor of Valentines Day:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You melt my heart
like Ba(OH)2

Bogdan-Andrei Bagdasar 1A
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Bogdan-Andrei Bagdasar 1A » Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:28 pm

Hmm
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Tal Boussi 2D » Mon Feb 15, 2016 11:25 am

write ok as 0K (0 kelvin), to show you are really chill!!!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Mariah Tumbaga 1e » Mon Feb 15, 2016 2:48 pm

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

CenCen
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby CenCen » Mon Feb 15, 2016 4:57 pm

hehe...
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Rachel Risoleo 3G » Mon Feb 15, 2016 11:25 pm

No one has posted on this feed in a while because all the good Chem jokes Argon ;)

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby JasmineChavez 1E » Tue Feb 16, 2016 2:01 am

Once I told a chemistry joke... there was no reaction

boy I really slapped my Neon that one!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby GrantSugimura_1B » Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:09 am

Once I told a chemistry joke

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