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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:47 pm
by NicholasKillmeier3K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 1:27 pm
by 904605949
Me after the Chemistry Midterm and for the final.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 1:55 pm
by caitlin_oberman_2G
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:15 pm
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:15 pm
by JAC_2016
If the formula for water is H2O...

is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:21 pm
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:32 pm
by Vanessa_Nguyen_1I
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says, "I'll have H2O." The second chemist says, "I'll have H2O also." The first chemist curses his failed assassination attempt.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 5:19 pm
by AngelaWang_1F
One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 5:23 pm
by Katelyn Li 2J
I hate when people reply to my texts with "K." Who wants to talk about potassium?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 6:24 pm
by Jonathan Marin Dis3A
What type of fish is made of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 6:34 pm
by Maverick Tan 1F
What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

A. Hehe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:23 pm
by Aashi_Patel_3B
Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon?

Because you are FINe ;).

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:37 pm
by 904827101
How to sulfur and oxygen communicate?



a sulfone

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:50 pm
by JulieLy_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:36 pm
by Toby Lin 1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:48 pm
by KimberlySalinas_2A
I would tell another chemistry joke, but I feel like it wouldn't get a good reaction

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:57 pm
by 804780590
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:58 pm
by Jasmine Alcantara 3G
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:18 am
by Natalie Hunt 1E
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:35 am
by Tania_Torres_3O
Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:44 am
by Samantha_Leong_3K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:03 am
by Ann Zhang_1M
Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 3:40 am
by DanielaWong_2G
Why did Barium, Carbon, Potassium, and Sulfur get along so well?

They had each others BaCKS

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 8:33 am
by hafsa_zulfiqar_1j
Want to hear a joke about sodium?
Na.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:32 pm
by Nimah_Rasheed_3I
*When you're all out of chemistry jokes and its time to zinc of a new one.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:38 pm
by Nimah_Rasheed_3I
Chemists don't get angry, they just over react!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:51 pm
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:46 pm
by Ivanna_Tang_3B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:24 pm
by Taylor_Yamane_2L
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:39 pm
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Q: What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
A: Thorium.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:26 pm
by Victoria Vu 3L
Arrrrrrrginine--a pirate's favorite amino acid.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:31 pm
by Yiling Liu 1N
A bear said "Help, I'm dissolving!"
The person next to it said "But bears are insoluble"
The bear said "That's easy for you to say, you're not polar!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:39 pm
by Chem_Mod
Victoria Vu 1B wrote:Arrrrrrrginine--a pirate's favorite amino acid.


:-)
I must remember some of these for class!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:40 pm
by Chem_Mod
Nimah_Rasheed_3I wrote:*When you're all out of chemistry jokes and its time to zinc of a new one.


Another new one!
:-)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:14 pm
by TramHo2G
During christmas, I always put up my chemistree.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:17 pm
by Justin_Bueno_2O
Casual

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:29 pm
by Chem_Mod
TramHo1I wrote:During christmas, I always put up my chemistree.


Great for the last day of class!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:43 pm
by Elle_Bertuccelli_1B
I've got my ion everyone that is on this website

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:47 pm
by Rachelle_Stark_3H
I'm out of chemistry jokes, I should "zinc" of a new one.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 6:06 pm
by Yamilex Velgara 2I
After scrolling through 11 pages of jokes, this is how I feel.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 6:56 pm
by Colleen_Clarke_4B
Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBrO

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 8:42 pm
by David Julfayan 1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 10:08 pm
by Mahta Marefat 1I
Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 10:11 pm
by Minh_Le_3I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 11:23 pm
by Maya_McNealis1B
Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium got together?

OMg

:O

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:50 am
by Molika Soben_3J
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 7:40 am
by Andrew Uesugi 3I
Unfortunately, I was late to post something for last week. But hopefully, to make up for it, I hope this joke can make up for it.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 11:27 am
by Elisse Albian 3D
Tells bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:57 pm
by Grace_McAuley_1E
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 2:51 pm
by hfrazer1B
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 3:18 pm
by Jinghui Song 2J
lol

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 3:26 pm
by Raymond_Guan_1H

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 4:04 pm
by Emily_Vilshtein_3B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 4:06 pm
by Jessica_Nakahira_1G
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper
The Big Bang Theory

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 4:22 pm
by Erick_Hernandez_3L
What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2!

*Ba-Dum-Tsss*

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:07 pm
by Sally_Tu_1H
What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes Of Helium?
HeHe

What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?
CH2O

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:40 pm
by Tamara_Torosyan_1J
Chem Jokes

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:56 pm
by Sonia_Lele_2K
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 6:48 pm
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
A: Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
B: What?
A: Because you are Be-Au-Ti-ful.
B: ...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 7:31 pm
by Adrienne Johnson 1D
What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces?

Guacamole

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 8:38 pm
by isabelle ruedisueli 1j
I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction ;)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 8:44 pm
by AJ Garalza 2E
Did you know that you could be -273.15 degrees Celsius and be 0k?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 9:40 pm
by Amy_Dixon_1I
Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium... BATMAN!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:04 pm
by Shannonhoang
Are you Neon Astatine? Because you're NeAt :)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:22 pm
by ginnyyao1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:28 pm
by Madeline Guajardo 3J
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:29 pm
by Austin_Saephan_1B
What kind of fish is made with two sodium ions?

Tuna!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:31 pm
by Annah Khan 1B
A chemistry joke-

Chemistry is FUN (Flourine, Uranium, and Nitrogen)

Hope you enjoyed this!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:55 pm
by Timothy Yu 2M
You know what's a joke?

Not that midterm </3

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 11:10 pm
by Carolyn Huh 1K
Q: Why are there no good chemistry jokes?
A: Because all the good ones argon!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 11:23 pm
by melissagonzalez1c
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:11 am
by Aya_Elarid_2H
What Kind Of Fish Is Made Out Of 2 Sodium Atoms?

2 Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:31 am
by AngelicaAquino_2I
Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2Na

I'm making bad chemistry jokes because the good ones Argon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:58 am
by Tiffany Wee 2D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:11 am
by Anthony Garibay 3J
Chemistry Joke of the Day

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:42 am
by Katelynn Luansing 2B
I can only make bad chemistry jokes now because all the good ones ARGON.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:59 am
by Zara_Joshi_3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:07 am
by Aileen Nguyen 3N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:55 pm
by Franklin Kong 3D
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite. His response: NaBrO.

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

How do you make a 24M solution?
Put a set of artificial teeth in water.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:33 pm
by Jessica Huang 1M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:38 pm
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:21 pm
by Janet Pham 1B
Solutions are so dramatic...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:47 pm
by Banik_Housepian_2K
sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium
BATMAN!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:49 pm
by Banik_Housepian_2K
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
ask them to pronounce unionized...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:08 pm
by Luiza Karakhanyan
How are your chemistry grades?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:36 pm
by Deen Tar
What do dipoles say in passing? : "Have you got a moment?"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:50 pm
by 604805638
Chemistry jokes are sodium funny! I slapped my neon that one!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:09 pm
by Molly_McMillen_3J
Q: How do you tell the difference between a train conductor and a chemist?

A: Ask them to pronounce unionized!


Q: What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?

A: 2Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 6:59 pm
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 7:34 pm
by Tyler_Vellozzi_3E
chemistry joke? my quiz grade tomorrow

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:38 pm
by Paul Adkisson 1D
Why did the chemist call her ex-boyfriend Dubnium when they broke up?
...
...
...
Because he was a real Db.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:01 pm
by Kevin Bangi 1A
What do you ride in a chemistry carnival?
A Ferrous Wheel

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:16 am
by heather_carlton_1K
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:45 am
by Jorge_Escobar_3L
During Christmas remember to put up your ChemisTREE!!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 8:14 am
by Chaoyi_He_3H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:12 am
by Ting Zheng 3L
Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:46 am
by Kaitlin_Reeves_1C
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:46 pm
by Julia Stinnett 2N
I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:05 pm
by Jessie_Chen_2L
A man walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have some H20."

The man next to him says, "I'll have some H20 too!", then drinks it and dies.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:45 pm
by SarahTian3k
Old chemists don't die, they simply reach equilibrium.