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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 1:28 am
by Novelpreet_Boparai1N
You can freeze yourself at -273°C and still be 0K

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 2:34 pm
by edward_qiao_3I
People who study organic chemistry can really get into alkynes of trouble

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:22 am
by Alex Phu 2c
Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?

Because its in a ground state!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:09 pm
by Ashley T 2H
i'd tell you a chemistry joke...but all the good ones argon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:13 pm
by yubin moon 3c
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:40 pm
by Yasmine Choroomi 2C
Wanna hear a joke about sodium?
Na

I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid I won't get a good reaction

All the good chemistry jokes argon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 7:25 pm
by 004599434
How did the chemist survive the famine?
By subsisting on titrations.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:19 pm
by emilie liu 3G
My chemistry professor threw sodium chloride at me! That's a salt!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:36 pm
by Jorge_Escobar_3L
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:37 am
by Lindsey Lill
What Did The Bartender Say When Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium And Phosphorous Walked Into His Bar?

OH SNaP!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:09 pm
by Hanan_Kashkoul_1O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:26 pm
by Manpreet Singh 1N
Thermodynamics.jpg

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:29 pm
by Alexandria_Leaf_2F
Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chomatograph suffer from?
A: Separation anxiety.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:31 pm
by Matthew_Vargas_2G
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:01 pm
by Christopher_Mathe_3B
you are a boron

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:43 pm
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:27 pm
by Banik_Housepian_2K
you're a 10?
Maybe on a pH scale,
cause you're basic.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:29 pm
by Banik_Housepian_2K
Chemistry is like cooking, just don't lick the spoon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:30 pm
by Cecile Riviere-Cazaux 2A
Q: What is a chemist's favorite salty food?
A: NaC2H3O2!
(Nacho)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:41 pm
by Shushanna S 3F
What did the crazy chemist do with the bulls at rodeo?

He Rhodium. *ba dum tss*

(thought of this myself tyvm)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:57 pm
by Iris Feng 2I
I would never try to poison you

Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:18 pm
by Omer Lavian 2K
What do you call 6.02214 x 10^23 big, white bears?

MOLAR BEARS!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:36 pm
by Brandon Han 3H
What's the difference between cooking and chemistry?

In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:44 pm
by Hung_Sabrina_3N
How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado's number.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:02 pm
by Joyce Wu 3E
I saw my friends inhaling helium and I was like:
He, He, He

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:02 pm
by David Julfayan 1F
getting-chem-right_o_706417.jpg

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:26 pm
by Tiffany Jeng 1L
You can freeze yourself at -273°C and still be 0K

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:28 pm
by Jessica De Anda 2C
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:04 am
by Jason Duong 1D
Q: Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
Q: How did it go?
A: It went OK2!

Q: I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
A: He said NaBrO

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:54 am
by Chaoyi_He_3H
What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:39 am
by Jane Sin 3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:54 am
by Libbyfidel_1E
You are a 10?
Maybe on a pH scale because you are basic.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:56 am
by Julia_Wenzel_1E
I was going to post a chemistry joke but Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:57 am
by Lexy Swenson 1F
I have many chemistry jokes.. I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:55 pm
by Balint Nagy 3C
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:20 pm
by Sophia Eliopulos 2I
Getting in the spirit of chem...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:22 pm
by Emily_Bloom_1I
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:16 pm
by K Phelan 3D
Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:18 pm
by Ricardo Munoz 3K
This is a picture I found that I liked.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:21 pm
by Jaret Nishikawa
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:47 pm
by KarinaOropeza_2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 6:10 pm
by Jessica_Chang_1G
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones... ARGON...

How often do I make jokes about chemistry?... Periodically.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 6:34 pm
by Valeria Quintana 1G
*me reading all these jokes*: "That was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:01 pm
by Kimberly_Hernandez_3L
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:02 pm
by Frank_Smith_3L
If a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:07 pm
by Kevin Le 1L
Dude that is telling joke: What did the chemist say to the other chemist?

Dude receiving the joke: lmao wat

Dude that is telling joke: We're both chemists







lol

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:21 pm
by Frank_Smith_3L
So a neutron walks into a bar right? Asks the bartender how much the whiskey costs... bartender says, "For you bud, no charge!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:32 pm
by Katherine Sung 2I
What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:01 pm
by Brandon_Williams_3E
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:01 pm
by rielapopp3O
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:05 pm
by Elle_Bertuccelli_1B
Chemistry is a pain in the acid!!!!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:17 pm
by Jessie_Chen_2L
"I don't trust atoms...they make up everything."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:14 pm
by Rachelle_Stark_3H
What does an enthalpy pirate steal? Your Joules.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:45 pm
by Carolyn Huh 1K
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:57 pm
by 904755076
Gold walks into a bar, barman shouts Au get out of here!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 12:41 am
by Ann Zhang_1M
IF A KING FARTS, WILL IT BE A NOBLE GAS?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:26 am
by Joanne_Park_4C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:09 am
by Christopher Reed 1H
What kind of fish is made of sodium?

2Na!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:07 am
by sheilaho_1E
Oxygen asked Nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:36 am
by YsabelCheang1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:36 am
by Kevin Bangi 1A
Exothermic reaction?
I studied them before they were cool

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:42 am
by heather_carlton_1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:07 am
by Amy_Dixon_1I
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:09 am
by Anisha Patel 1G
Q: What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
A: FeBreeze

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:10 am
by AJ Garalza 2E
What is the chemical formula for a banana?

BaNa2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:32 am
by Coleen_Leslie_2L
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:34 am
by Franklin Kong 3D
You don't know the 5th element of the periodic table?
What a boron!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:50 am
by Christian Hardoy 3F
Q: If a bear in Alaska and a bear in Yosemite both fall into the water, which one dissolves first?

A: The bear in Alaska because it's polar.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 12:11 pm
by SarahTian3k
Why do chemists like the carnival?
They like to ride the ferrous wheel.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:07 pm
by Jason_Hong_2J
I left Boron and Rubidium in my room...

BRB

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:14 pm
by Tina_Keshishian_2F
What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o Acid.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:37 pm
by AngelaWang_1F
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:43 pm
by Anika_Desar_3N
Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:02 pm
by Abbey Kerscher 3O
Q: Why can you never trust atoms? A: They make up everything.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:22 pm
by Shelley Pi 1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:28 pm
by FaithPigeon_1E
"I blew up my chemistry experiment."

"That's okay. Oxidants happen."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:37 pm
by Krishil_Gandhi_1D
"Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:03 pm
by Kendall_Islam_3A
What does a hipster studying thermochemistry say?

"I studied exothermic reactions before they were cool."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:04 pm
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:09 pm
by Mihika Sridhar 3H
I don't trust atoms...I hear the make up everything.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:14 pm
by Katelynn Luansing 2B
In light of new year resolutions: Why did acid go to BFit?

To become a "buffer" solution.

Re: Chemistry Jokes

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:54 pm
by Marie_Rhoads_2C
A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:13 pm
by Justin_Bueno_2O
Calcium+Iron

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:18 pm
by Ashley Van Belle 2B
My favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz.

You've probably never heard it before.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:26 pm
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Chemistry is a pain in the acid!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:33 pm
by Janet Pham 1B
Every dipole has its moment.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:26 pm
by Julie Barreto 3A
Superman is a man. Batman is a man. Spiderman is a man. So why is Ironman a woman?
A: Because she is a Female.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:29 pm
by Katrina_Galian 1J
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:31 pm
by AndyL3I
Why does a hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:48 pm
by saminah_adam
A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome! Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:22 pm
by Jana_Lang_2B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 7:51 pm
by Jennifer Ngo 1M
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
....
He's 0K now.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:50 pm
by HarshiniMuthukumar3N
Acids and bases are pHun

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:03 pm
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?


A: It went OK.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:41 pm
by Martin_Sarafyan_2K
What did the bartender say when Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walked into his Bar?

OH SNaP

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:15 am
by kgiesch1N
Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 1:00 pm
by ben maryamian
What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
Answer: 2Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 1:01 pm
by Mana_Sheykhsoltan_1A
Q: What did the element say to the police?
A: I CU copper

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:33 pm
by Alexia_Vanegas_1G
What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?

2Na (tuna)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 4:03 pm
by TramHo2G
What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers.