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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 804444985 » Tue Feb 16, 2016 8:57 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?


One molar solution.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby kaushikdr » Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:25 am

Proton: Hey electron where are you?
Electron: Ohhh thats a tough one. I can tell you where I probably am- does that help?

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby GrantSugimura_1B » Thu Feb 18, 2016 10:56 pm

Don't ever trust atoms...
They make up everything.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 804416421 » Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:22 pm

How often do I joke about chemistry?
periodically

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Karina Keus 3L » Fri Feb 19, 2016 3:35 pm

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Steph S 2F » Fri Feb 19, 2016 3:48 pm

Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?

Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 204667573 » Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:49 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Katherine Jabba 2H » Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:18 pm

A cloud of helium floats into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! We don't serve noble gases here."

The helium does not react.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby vincent_loyal » Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:37 pm

Lets take all these bad Chemistry jokes.....
and BARIUM

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chi-Yun 1B » Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:06 am

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chi-Yun 1B » Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:08 am

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 904418641 » Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:10 pm

I tell bad Chemistry jokes because all the good ones ARGON.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Joanne Reyes 1L » Sun Feb 21, 2016 2:39 pm

What is the name of the molecule CH2O?


A: Seawater

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Sydney Simon 3L » Sun Feb 21, 2016 5:35 pm

Here's a throwback to 14a:

"A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, 'No thanks, I'm traveling light.'"

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby CenCen » Sun Feb 21, 2016 9:15 pm

happy Sunday all :)
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby CalebLew1C » Sun Feb 21, 2016 9:34 pm

They should really get this mole checked out.
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Cecilia Tsai 3C » Sun Feb 21, 2016 9:47 pm

Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?

It’s in the ground state.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Noah Lopez 2L » Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:21 pm

Question: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
Answer: H20

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby DNguyen3G » Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:21 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Juan Torres Dis 2D » Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:24 pm

When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" The physicist says?

C over lambda.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 204381410 » Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:00 pm

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Erin Natale 3I » Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:31 pm

Did you know you can cool yourself to -273.15 C and still be 0K?

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Qavi2C » Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:53 pm

How does Mr. Bond, Ionic Bond, like his electrons? Taken, not shared.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Daniela Contreras 3E » Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:47 am

Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Cole Malkoff 3E » Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:55 am

The ultimate chemistry joke: my grade.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Laila Sathe 1D » Mon Feb 22, 2016 10:13 am

Einstein, Pascal, and Newton are playing hide and seek. Einstein is counting while Newton and Pascal hide. Pascal runs off and hides while Newton doesn’t move an inch. Instead, he draws a square around himself in the dirt. After Einstein finishes counting, he opens his eyes and says, “Found you Newton! That was easy.”

Newton says, “No you didn’t. You found Pascal.” He points down to the square in the dirt. “One Newton per meter squared.”

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Rebecca Sine 1K » Mon Feb 22, 2016 3:39 pm

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Susanna » Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:27 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby emily c » Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:16 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Jade Nguyen 1E
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Jade Nguyen 1E » Wed Feb 24, 2016 7:50 pm

Why did the body-builder drink solution of weak acid and its conjugate base?
He wants to get buffer.

Jade Nguyen 1E
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Jade Nguyen 1E » Wed Feb 24, 2016 7:59 pm

What did one titration say to the other?
Let's meet at the end point.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby kaushikdr » Wed Feb 24, 2016 9:27 pm

I have many chemistry jokes I am just afraid they wont get a good reaction.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Michelle Dela Rosa 1D » Thu Feb 25, 2016 10:37 am

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Titrations:)
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GrantSugimura_1B
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby GrantSugimura_1B » Thu Feb 25, 2016 12:16 pm

You can take all your bad chemistry puns and Barium

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Heerali Patel 3A » Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:07 pm

Since it's relevant to Wednesday's lecture...

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Sydney Simon 3L
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Sydney Simon 3L » Fri Feb 26, 2016 12:23 pm

Here are a few:

I asked the guy next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite. He said NaBrO.

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby WeiyangXiong1B » Fri Feb 26, 2016 9:00 pm

This joke is bad, because the good ones argon.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby CenCen » Sat Feb 27, 2016 12:30 am

"Mommaaaaaaa! OOOooooOOO!"
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Mariah Tumbaga 1e » Sat Feb 27, 2016 8:15 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Ben Slattery 1K » Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:03 pm

What does the leader of the electron army say when they go to war?
CHAAARGE!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Leslie Romo 1C » Sun Feb 28, 2016 4:38 pm

hehehe
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Vishal Dobaria 4G » Sun Feb 28, 2016 9:12 pm

Two men walk into a bar. One of them orders H20. The second man says, "I'll have H20 too". The second man dies.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Qavi2C » Sun Feb 28, 2016 9:56 pm

If a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?

CalebLew1C
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby CalebLew1C » Sun Feb 28, 2016 10:14 pm

My chemistry jokes aren't very good. They don't even get a reaction.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Aileen Nunez 2K » Sun Feb 28, 2016 10:32 pm

me thinking about the chem quiz this week
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Bogdan-Andrei Bagdasar 1A » Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:40 pm

Hehe
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Jason Ching » Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:21 am

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Jason Ching » Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:22 am

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 904418641 » Mon Feb 29, 2016 1:57 am

I was gonna post a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but...NaH!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Karina Keus 3L » Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:32 am

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Rachel Hunsucker 3L » Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:43 am

Have you heard about the chemist who read a book about helium?


They couldn’t put it down

Jacob Shalkevich 1A
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Jacob Shalkevich 1A » Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:10 pm

[Na]^16 ... BATMAN!!!

It works a little better if you sing it out.
Looks like chemistry, but really it is not.

Joanne Reyes 1L
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Joanne Reyes 1L » Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:52 pm

What substance has the formula HIJKLMNO? Water
hehe

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 404483361 » Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:20 pm

DON'T YOU HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby GrantSugimura_1B » Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:00 am

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Katherine Ho 1E
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Katherine Ho 1E » Fri Mar 04, 2016 11:09 pm

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 804444985 » Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:07 am

What do you do with a dead chemist?

You Barium.

Sydney Simon 3L
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Sydney Simon 3L » Sat Mar 05, 2016 1:23 pm

Here's one:

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 904418641 » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:53 pm

What kind of dogs do chemist have? ... Laboratory retrievers!!!

Henry2E
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Henry2E » Sun Mar 06, 2016 1:37 am

How many moles are in a bowl of guacamole?

Avocado's number.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby GiselleMartinez_1B » Sun Mar 06, 2016 12:22 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.



Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Andrew Ghaly 3H
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Andrew Ghaly 3H » Sun Mar 06, 2016 2:07 pm

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(Hopefully not) some of us after the final.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby bgarcia2B » Sun Mar 06, 2016 6:32 pm

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Vishal Dobaria 4G
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Vishal Dobaria 4G » Sun Mar 06, 2016 7:48 pm

Why do most chemists learn about ammonia first?


It's pretty basic stuff

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby vincent_loyal » Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:24 pm

Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby vincent_loyal » Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:27 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

CenCen
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby CenCen » Sun Mar 06, 2016 10:10 pm

take a look at this one haha!
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Cecilia Tsai 3C » Sun Mar 06, 2016 10:14 pm

to all the Futurama fans out there!!
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby CalebLew1C » Sun Mar 06, 2016 10:26 pm

I keep trying to find jokes that nobody on here as used but it seems like all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Carolyn Stephens 3H » Sun Mar 06, 2016 10:28 pm

Chemistry life advice:

success is a state function. It doesn't matter what path you take.

Bogdan-Andrei Bagdasar 1A
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Bogdan-Andrei Bagdasar 1A » Sun Mar 06, 2016 11:36 pm

That conformation
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Fran L 1J » Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:57 pm

I'm having alkynes of fun with organic chemistry, if you know what amine! :)

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby GrantSugimura_1B » Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:42 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby WeiyangXiong1B » Mon Mar 07, 2016 8:09 pm

You can't trust atoms, gotta keep an ion them.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Jessica Quach 1K » Tue Mar 08, 2016 7:37 pm

What's the name of an non hydrogen atom orbital that has a talk show?
Ellen Degeneracy!

Maggie Chen 2A
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Maggie Chen 2A » Wed Mar 09, 2016 12:12 am

POLAR bear!
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Joshua Wiedner » Wed Mar 09, 2016 1:21 am

What is a rabbit's favorite functional group?

An Ester!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Brock Burnett 3H » Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:01 pm

Not so much of a joke but more a humorous observation. Has anyone noticed that when you say the equation:
S = KblnW it sounds a lot like: Entropy is equal to Boltzmann's constant times Ellen DeGeneres-y???

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Meghna Madhavan 2D » Wed Mar 09, 2016 7:35 pm

Q: Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?

A: It's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Meghna Madhavan 2D » Wed Mar 09, 2016 7:42 pm

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Orly Termeie 3I
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Orly Termeie 3I » Wed Mar 09, 2016 7:48 pm

What is Connie's nickname?

SiliCon

Michael Feingold 3B
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Michael Feingold 3B » Wed Mar 09, 2016 7:50 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby emily c » Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:03 pm

Free radicals have revolutionized chemistry.

Orly Termeie 3I
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Orly Termeie 3I » Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:05 pm

:)
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Sumaiyah I 1E » Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:18 pm

:)
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Andre Tsivis 1K » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:45 am

After chemistry class, a student asks a chemist for help with regards to rate constants. The chemist, in response says "k" !

Tram Vo 2I
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Tram Vo 2I » Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:13 am

Not exactly a chemistry joke, more like a pun.

It's the end of 14B and it's been a good run. Just wanted to say that we Lav-elle you, Professor :)

Chi-Yun 1B
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chi-Yun 1B » Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:13 am

Lost an electron?
Better keep an ion them.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chi-Yun 1B » Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:16 am

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Chi-Yun 1B » Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:18 am

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Mark Libowitz 2K » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:04 pm

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This is a good one!

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Suk Jin Song 3L » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:24 pm

Introducing our newest Chemistry Pop Diva...

Lady Image Image

Picture Credit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallium

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 004569922 » Thu Mar 10, 2016 9:55 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Ben Slattery 1K » Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:01 pm

What is the name of the molecule Bunny-O-Bunny?
An Ether Bunny

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Sydney Simon 3L » Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:43 am

Someone may have posted this already, but it was too real...
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Jasmeet Dhaliwal 3E » Fri Mar 11, 2016 12:22 pm

Why did the boat conformation take the elevator?

Because it suffered from stair-ic strain

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby cassidy_herro_1L » Fri Mar 11, 2016 7:42 pm

What do you do with a sick Chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Susanna » Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:42 pm

Getting ready for the final...
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby Erin Natale 3I » Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:50 pm

A sign outside a chemistry hotel read, "Great day rates! And even better NO3^- s!"

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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Postby 204643191 » Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:21 am

Every time I tell chemistry jokes, I get no reaction.
Which sucks because I happen to tell them periodically.
But it's not my fault, because all the good ones Argon.
I might as well take all my bad chemistry jokes and go barium.
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I make chemistry puns pretty often, but feel like the ultimate loser because I don't do well in chem class.


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