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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:25 pm
by 004599434
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
I heard it went OK.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:40 pm
by Julianne_Zingmond_1E
Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:49 pm
by angelikape3k
Where do you go to meet your soulmate?

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CHEMISTRY CLASS!!!!!! :D

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:02 am
by Carolyn Huh 1K
Anyone know any good jokes on sodium?

Na!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:02 am
by Carolyn Huh 1K
What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

FeBreeze!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:03 am
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:35 am
by Celine_Ngo_3L
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

K9P

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:37 am
by rachel_john
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 11:00 am
by DhirajR_3F
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 11:14 am
by Arielle 1I
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they'd be alloys. *ba dum tssss*

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:39 pm
by Rishi_Kayathi_1E
A pessimist sees a glass half empty, an optimist sees a glass half full, but a chemist sees a glass half filled with H2O.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:08 pm
by Ting Zheng 3L
What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:27 pm
by Sharlene Reyes 2N
What did Chlorine say to the other molecule?

Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine and if we bonded it'd be ionic
;)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:57 pm
by Kristine_Espinosa_2L
How many moles are in Guacamole?

Avocado's Number!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:59 pm
by yubin moon 3c
Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?

Because she was too attractive!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 5:07 pm
by Julia_Wenzel_1E
Love is in the air?

Wrong. Nitorgen, oxygen, and carbon dioxide are in the air.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 5:22 pm
by Libbyfidel_1E
Person 1: Do you understand chemistry?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Don't you mean Na? ;)
Person 2: No, I legit do not understand chemistry.

*this is an accurate representation on my life*
*sad reacts only*

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 7:03 pm
by Gigi Ye 2K
Once I told a chemistry joke, there was no reaction.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:55 pm
by Ashley T 2H
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:11 pm
by Teresa_Duarte_3K
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:45 pm
by Jessica_Chang_1G
What show does cesium and iodine love watching together? CSI
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:22 pm
by Jason_Hong_2J
Did you hear about the man who's temperature dropped down to absolute zero?

Don't worry though, he's 0K.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:30 pm
by Alex Phu 2c
Chem students do it on the table periodically

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:00 am
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

A: CoFe2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:38 am
by Lindsey Lill
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:05 am
by Hung_Sabrina_3N
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:17 pm
by ben maryamian
“What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

“A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 1:44 pm
by Morgan_McMasters_3A
Did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium broke up?
I know! I was like "O Mg"!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 6:36 pm
by Vanessa_Nguyen_1I
If you have a problem, just dissolve it in water and you'll have a solution!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 7:59 pm
by Zara_Joshi_3L
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:26 pm
by Franklin Kong 3D
What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:29 pm
by Franklin Kong 3D
It's always good to have a positive attitude instead of having an electron cloud hanging around your head.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:02 pm
by msrivastava_
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium went on a date? I mean... OMG !!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:45 pm
by Jeana Wei 3C
How many moles are in a guacamole?
A: Avocado's number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:53 pm
by Katelyn_Nakamura_1B
What do you do to a dead chemist?
You Barium.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:32 am
by StephZou_2G
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:53 am
by Chris Liddicoat
I have many chemistry jokes...I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction :)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:55 am
by Matthew_Vargas_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:15 pm
by Lei Wena Herme 1O
What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory retrievers!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:34 pm
by Jane Sin 3A
Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:46 pm
by Brandon Han 3H
A photon checked into a hotel and was asked if he needed help with his bags.
He said "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:52 pm
by Hannah Liu 2A
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:56 pm
by sheilaho_1E
Do you have any sodium hypobromite?

NaHBrO

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:30 pm
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:58 pm
by Dana_Tran_1L
Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O!!!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:07 pm
by Lillian_Lai_1K
Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:15 pm
by Banik_Housepian_2K
Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:18 pm
by RitaChang_2C
How often do you like jokes about elements?

Periodically.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:18 pm
by Iris Feng 2I
H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:15 pm
by Lauren Wong 3K
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:16 pm
by Joanne_Park_4C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:18 pm
by Tiffany Jeng 1L
Optimist: sees glass half full
Pessimist: sees glass half empty
Chemist: sees glass entirely full; half in liquid state, half in vapor state

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:18 pm
by veeksha25
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:45 pm
by JonathanZhu3B
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:45 pm
by JonathanZhu3B
What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:40 pm
by Tyler_Vellozzi_3E
Not to be technical, but alcohol is a solution

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:58 pm
by Rachelle_Stark_3H
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:14 pm
by 304779711
I learned about exothermic reactions in high school... they were really cool... (BA DUM TSSSS
!)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:47 pm
by SarahTian3k
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was a polar bear.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:49 pm
by Alex Phu 2c
Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:39 pm
by David Julfayan 1F
How I feel before studying.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:20 am
by Michelle Lin 3M
Chemistry jokes are sodium funny.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:32 am
by Amber_Candelaria_1D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:45 am
by Chem_Mod

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:22 am
by Sandy_Kim_1K
I would tell another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. :/

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:23 pm
by YsabelCheang1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:00 pm
by Ting Zheng 3L
What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:01 pm
by AllanNicholson2F
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:13 pm
by Thomas Morgan 1B
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:18 pm
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Q: How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?

A: A sulfone

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:22 pm
by AngelaWang_1F
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:36 pm
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:37 pm
by FaithPigeon_1E
Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:48 pm
by Jasmine_Wong_2K
I need a relationship as strong as an ionic bond.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:31 pm
by Jenny2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:04 pm
by saminah_adam
Want to hear a joke about sodium? Na.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:54 pm
by Irene Ramos 1F
A guy smashes dimonds I guess you could say he kilo joules!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 6:30 pm
by Aya_Elarid_2H
Joke: “What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 6:44 pm
by Anika_Desar_3N
Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

A: SWAG

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:21 pm
by Julia_Gordon_2A
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:24 pm
by Paul Sedaros 1B
I asked the person that was sitting next to me if I could borrow some of their Sodium Hypobromite....he said NaBrO!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:50 pm
by Kevin Le 1L
Get yourself a friend who is down to hang out with positive entropy haha haha get it, like someone who likes to hang out spontaneously haha

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:09 pm
by megan_thi_2j
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:27 pm
by Diana_Anum1G
Friend: Hey did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

Me: Yeah I heard it went OK.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:17 pm
by Jessica De Anda 2C
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:33 pm
by Tanner Baroni 3I
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:42 pm
by Alexia_Vanegas_1G
Do I know any jokes about sodium?

... Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:06 pm
by Natalie_Boyd_1C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:30 am
by SydneyKusumoputro_3K
I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:45 am
by Jessica_Zeng_3G
Why does a hamburger yield lower energy than a steak does?
Because it's in the ground state!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:16 am
by Shelley Pi 1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:31 am
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
diene: "Help! Save me, I'm diene!"
triene: "I'm triene!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:41 am
by Kaitlin_Reeves_1C
What am I doing with element 83?
A: None of your Bismuth.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:05 pm
by Jana_Lang_2B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:32 pm
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Question- Did you hear about the date between potassium and oxygen?


Answer- It went O.K.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:46 pm
by Precious_Li_1D
Q: Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?


A: Because she was too attractive

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:48 pm
by Amy_Dixon_1I
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:15 pm
by HarshiniMuthukumar3N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:29 pm
by Adam Perez
We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:31 pm
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na