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Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:46 pm**

Don't ever trust an atom; they make up everything.

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:12 pm**

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Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:57 pm**

What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:10 pm**

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion!

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:27 pm**

What kind of dog does a chemist have?
A Laboratory Retriever!

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:09 pm**

Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first chemist says, "I'll have H2." The second chemist says, "I'll have an H2O too."... and he died.

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:19 pm**

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:28 am**

Person 1: "What kind of personality would you say I have?

Person 2: "I'd say you have a personality so repulsive that you resemble a lone pair!"

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:24 am**

What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?
A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:56 am**

Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:59 am**

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:15 am**

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na (tuna)

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:14 pm**

Q. Do You Have Any Sodium Hypobromite?

A. NaBrO

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:01 pm**

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:55 pm**

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:28 pm**

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:38 pm**

Why are chemists great for solving problems?
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They have all the solutions.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:09 pm**

First wave of midterms have come upon us so...

Good luck Bruins on your exams :) YOU CAN DO IT!

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:20 pm**

Q: Why do white bears dissolve in water?
A: Because they are polar.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:20 pm**

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:22 pm**

I have many chemistry jokes... I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:02 pm**

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:28 pm**

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:38 pm**

I have many good chemistry jokes....

I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:31 pm**

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Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:28 pm**

I'm sorry

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:55 am**

Avogadros Number

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:35 am**

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:09 am**

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:03 am**

What kind of dog do chemists have?

Laboratory retrievers!!!!!

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:45 pm**

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Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:05 pm**

What did Cesium and Iodine do Saturday Night?
Watch CsI.

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:22 pm**

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A: A one molar solution :-)

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:52 pm**

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:03 pm**

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink, the bartender replies "for you no charge"

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:20 pm**

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:51 pm**

What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?

2-Na!!!

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:56 pm**

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:04 pm**

Know any good jokes about sodium hypobromite ? NaBrO.

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:07 pm**

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:14 pm**

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones argon.

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:16 pm**

Why did the zinc anode go to jail?

Because the judge decided he belongs in a cell

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:05 pm**

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Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:13 pm**

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:26 pm**

Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium considered medical elements?
Because if you can't HEALium or CUREium, you got to BURYem.

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:34 pm**

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.

;)

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:18 pm**

Q: Why can't Werner Heisenberg follow the speed limit?
A: Because he never knows how fast he's going; he only knows where he is.

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Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:41 pm**

What is the dullest element?
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Bohrium

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:35 pm**

Did you hear oxygen and magnesium are dating? OMg!

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:44 pm**

NaCl
NaOH
The base is under a salt!

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:13 pm**

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Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:50 pm**

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

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Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:07 pm**

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?

Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:12 pm**

You R-O-R' get organic chemistry, or you don't.

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:18 pm**

NaCl/NaOH: The base is under a salt!

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:43 pm**

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go e=mc²

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:04 am**

After a long night of studying this completely makes my day

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:06 am**

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:54 am**

-What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
-Febreeze.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:49 am**

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?

How did it go?

It went OK2!

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:24 am**

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Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:01 am**

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
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A one molar solution.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:08 am**

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear!!

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:26 am**

Thermodynamics is a funny subject. The first time you go through it, you don't understand it at all. The second time you go through it, you think you understand it, except for one or two small points. The third time you go through it, you know you don't understand it, but by that time you are so used to it, it doesn't bother you anymore.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:50 am**

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:59 am**

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:02 pm**

I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction!

Q: What was the charge when NaCl got arrested?
A: A salt

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:38 pm**

Hey boy, did we just share electrons?

Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:57 pm**

Hey baby, why don't you come to my place so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:05 pm**

Periodic Table of Candy Elements

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Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:36 pm**

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first? It's pretty basic stuff.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:04 pm**

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:21 pm**

Me when I read all these jokes.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:34 pm**

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:40 pm**

Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:43 pm**

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:56 pm**

Week 4 Chemist Cat!

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:59 pm**

If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer joined up, they would be alloys!
Buhdum chshhhh...

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:11 pm**

Chemistry Jokes? Im in my ELEMENT XD

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:10 pm**

Do you have any sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:24 pm**

A neutron walks into a bar.
Before leaving, he asks the bartender, "How much?"
The bartender responds, "No charge."

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:50 pm**

So we just post jokes here PERIODICALLY? XD

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:33 pm**

Two chemist walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
One of the chemists says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O"
The Second chemist says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O2!"
The bartender gave them both Whiskey because he knows better than to mess with Walter White and Jesse

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:44 pm**

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:50 pm**

Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:58 pm**

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Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:44 pm**

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:45 pm**

Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions!

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:19 pm**

Are you a Carbon sample?

Cuz I want to date you!

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:20 pm**

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Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:32 pm**

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. ;)

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