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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:46 pm
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Don't ever trust an atom; they make up everything.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:12 pm
by Joanne_Park_4C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:49 pm
by Ashley Curtis 2O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:57 pm
by AndyL3I
What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here By Adam Perez Discussion 1L

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:10 pm
by Adam Perez
What is a cation afraid of? A dogion!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:27 pm
by Evan Gentry 2E
What kind of dog does a chemist have?
A Laboratory Retriever!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:09 pm
by Edgar Ramos
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first chemist says, "I'll have H2." The second chemist says, "I'll have an H2O too."... and he died.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:19 pm
by helen_bui_2G
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:28 am
by Sarai_Ferrer_3C
Person 1: "What kind of personality would you say I have?

Person 2: "I'd say you have a personality so repulsive that you resemble a lone pair!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:24 am
by Odel Zadeh_2C
What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?
A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:56 am
by Park_DoHy_2F
Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:59 am
by 304751905
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:15 am
by Cindy Ngo 1E
What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na (tuna)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:14 pm
by Maverick Tan 1F
Q. Do You Have Any Sodium Hypobromite?

A. NaBrO

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:01 pm
by Balint Nagy 3C
The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:55 pm
by ben maryamian
According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:28 pm
by sarathornburgh1b
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:38 pm
by Samart_Condon_1D
Why are chemists great for solving problems?
...
They have all the solutions.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:09 pm
by Linh Ngau 1F
First wave of midterms have come upon us so...

Good luck Bruins on your exams :) YOU CAN DO IT!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:20 pm
by Lauren Wong 3K
Q: Why do white bears dissolve in water?
A: Because they are polar.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:20 pm
by Eliza_Beglari_2L
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:22 pm
by Eliza_Beglari_2L
I have many chemistry jokes... I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:02 pm
by Uisa_Manumaleuna_3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:28 pm
by msrivastava_
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:38 pm
by Amanda Salgado 3D
I have many good chemistry jokes....




I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:31 pm
by Tamara_Torosyan_1J
:)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:50 pm
by Matthew_Vargas_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:28 pm
by Zara_Joshi_3L
I'm sorry

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:55 am
by saminah_adam
Avogadros Number

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:35 am
by Ting Zheng 3L
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:09 am
by Jana_Lang_2B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:03 am
by melissapasao1B
What kind of dog do chemists have?


Laboratory retrievers!!!!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:45 pm
by KarinaOropeza_2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:49 pm
by KarinaOropeza_2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:05 pm
by Jennifer Ngo 1M
What did Cesium and Iodine do Saturday Night?
Watch CsI.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:22 pm
by Jaret Nishikawa
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A: A one molar solution :-)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:52 pm
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:03 pm
by Jasleen Kaur 1J
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink, the bartender replies "for you no charge"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:20 pm
by AngelaWang_1F
What is a cation afraid of? A dogion

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:51 pm
by rebecca_handler_1B
What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?


2-Na!!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:56 pm
by Natalie_Hardiman_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:04 pm
by Melissa Van Pell 2I
Know any good jokes about sodium hypobromite ? NaBrO.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:07 pm
by FaithPigeon_1E
Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:14 pm
by Aya_Elarid_2H
I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones argon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:16 pm
by stuart_key_3E
Why did the zinc anode go to jail?

Because the judge decided he belongs in a cell

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:05 pm
by Ashley Shirriff 2F

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:13 pm
by Taylor_Yamane_2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:26 pm
by Johnson Thai 1L
Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium considered medical elements?
Because if you can't HEALium or CUREium, you got to BURYem.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:34 pm
by Emily_Bloom_1I
What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine volt in his car?




He was booked for a salt and battery.


;)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:18 pm
by Christian Hardoy 3F
Q: Why can't Werner Heisenberg follow the speed limit?
A: Because he never knows how fast he's going; he only knows where he is.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:23 pm
by Ashley_Lok_3M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:41 pm
by Samart_Condon_1D
What is the dullest element?
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Bohrium

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:35 pm
by Jared Gao 3G
Did you hear oxygen and magnesium are dating? OMg!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:44 pm
by Tanner Baroni 3I
NaCl
NaOH
The base is under a salt!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:13 pm
by Jasmine_Esparza_2A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:50 pm
by Shivali_Raja_3K
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 8:07 pm
by Kelly Tran 3N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:34 pm
by Tiffany Wee 2D
lol

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:07 pm
by alvitaxiao
According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?

Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:12 pm
by Vanessa_Nguyen_1I
You R-O-R' get organic chemistry, or you don't.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:18 pm
by Paul Sedaros 1B
NaCl/NaOH: The base is under a salt!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:43 pm
by syun3c
nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go e=mc²

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:04 am
by usernamesarehard
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After a long night of studying this completely makes my day

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:06 am
by Jenny2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:54 am
by 804780590
-What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
-Febreeze.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:49 am
by Alejandra_Vasquez_1B
Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?

How did it go?

It went OK2!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:24 am
by Erick_Hernandez_3L

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:01 am
by Brandon Han 3H
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
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A one molar solution.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:08 am
by rielapopp3O
What kind of bear dissolves in water?


A polar bear!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:26 am
by Madeline Fox 2B
Thermodynamics is a funny subject. The first time you go through it, you don't understand it at all. The second time you go through it, you think you understand it, except for one or two small points. The third time you go through it, you know you don't understand it, but by that time you are so used to it, it doesn't bother you anymore.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:50 am
by Grace 3G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:59 am
by Julia_Wenzel_1E
What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:02 pm
by Neha Nibber 3H
I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction!

Q: What was the charge when NaCl got arrested?
A: A salt

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:38 pm
by StevenBieneman_3K
Hey boy, did we just share electrons?

Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:57 pm
by Jose_Arambulo_2I
Hey baby, why don't you come to my place so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:05 pm
by Vivian Wang 3J
Periodic Table of Candy Elements
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:21 pm
by Anika_Desar_3N
HAHA

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:36 pm
by 504829531
Why do chemists learn about ammonia first? It's pretty basic stuff.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:04 pm
by Tania_Torres_3O
Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:21 pm
by 004583503_Lupe2E
Me when I read all these jokes.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:34 pm
by Nikki Nguyen 2N
hehe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:40 pm
by William_Lee_Dis_3H
Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:43 pm
by StephZou_2G
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:56 pm
by NicoleDurghalli_1F
Week 4 Chemist Cat!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:59 pm
by Morgan_McMasters_3A
If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer joined up, they would be alloys!
Buhdum chshhhh...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:11 pm
by Jorge_Escobar_3L
Chemistry Jokes? Im in my ELEMENT XD

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:10 pm
by Swati_Sharma_2D
Do you have any sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:24 pm
by KoSiOg
A neutron walks into a bar.
Before leaving, he asks the bartender, "How much?"
The bartender responds, "No charge."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:50 pm
by shreya_mantri_3I
So we just post jokes here PERIODICALLY? XD

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:33 pm
by Timothy Yu 2M
Two chemist walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
One of the chemists says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O"
The Second chemist says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O2!"
The bartender gave them both Whiskey because he knows better than to mess with Walter White and Jesse

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:44 pm
by Karishma_Patel3E
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:50 pm
by Jessica De Anda 2C
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:58 pm
by Natalie_Boyd_1C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:30 pm
by Jeana Wei 3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:44 pm
by Diana_Anum1G
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:45 pm
by Salma Sudarmadji 2I
Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:19 pm
by ChiragThadaniDis2M
Are you a Carbon sample?

Cuz I want to date you!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:20 pm
by anatorres1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:31 pm
by Shirley_Zhang 3O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:32 pm
by Kirsten Bermudo 1O
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. ;)