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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 10:28 pm
by Gigi Ye 2K
OMG Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are a Couple?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 11:23 pm
by YsabelCheang1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:35 am
by Carolyn Huh 1K
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:08 am
by Joanne_Park_4C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:54 am
by Joshua Song 2M
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause Lavelle doesn't replace a quiz anymore so it needed to contemplate life.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:56 am
by MelanieAu1G
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:57 am
by MelanieAu1G
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:46 am
by Jason_Hong_2J
What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:42 am
by Joshua Beristain 2J
A boy asked his mom to make him a Pb and J sandwich. However, after eating the sandwich, he complained that he felt quite heavy.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:02 am
by DanielaWong_2G
Me

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:11 pm
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Did you hear about the time Oxygen went on a date with Potassium? It went OK.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:20 pm
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Awh gosh darnit! I lost an electron...you real have to keep an ion them!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:25 pm
by Vanessa_Nguyen_1I
Why doesn't Neon have any friends?
It has difficulty forming bonds.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:42 pm
by Banik_Housepian_2K
I like chemistry jokes periodically.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 2:36 pm
by Jessica_Chang_1G
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one MOLAR solution.

Why did the liquid smell good? Because it didn't pass gas.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 4:35 pm
by Arielle 1I
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:17 pm
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:18 pm
by Melody Li 2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:37 pm
by Shelley Pi 1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:39 pm
by Shelley Pi 1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:50 pm
by 004599434
What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:12 pm
by AndyL3I
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 7:56 pm
by Katelyn_Nakamura_1B
What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:18 pm
by Tiffany Jeng 1L
three kneeslappers in one wowowowow

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:23 pm
by Balint Nagy 3C
What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:36 pm
by Kaitlin_Reeves_1C
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:46 pm
by Libbyfidel_1E
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:57 pm
by Katelynn Luansing 2B
Q: What is laughing gas made of?

A: He He He

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:06 pm
by sarathornburgh1b
Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it's basic material!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:28 pm
by StephZou_2G
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

Re: Chemistry Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:43 pm
by Jenny_Luu_2A
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:16 pm
by sheilaho_1E
A chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the periodic table of elements. She said, "When I was your age, I knew both the names and atomic weights." One kid piped up, "Yeah, but teacher, there were so few of them back then."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:43 pm
by Janet Pham 1B
The transfer of heat

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:13 am
by Natalie Hunt 1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:14 am
by Natalie Hunt 1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:15 am
by 504829531
What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:16 am
by Vista_Farkhondeh_3O
If Avogadro calls, tell him to leave his number.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:44 am
by hafsa_zulfiqar_1j
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:56 am
by AllanNicholson2F
Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?

A: its CoRn Y

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:53 am
by 804780590
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:49 pm
by Ashley_Lok_3M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:18 pm
by JoAnna Yortiss 2G
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:26 pm
by JoAnna Yortiss 2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here By Adam Perez Discussion 1L

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:55 pm
by Adam Perez
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 2:28 pm
by ssoroush 2B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 2:44 pm
by Jessica_Zeng_3G
H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:12 pm
by Park_DoHy_2F
I lost an electron, in fact i am positive

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:35 pm
by Evan Lee 2D
Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:59 pm
by Maya Kandah 3M
A chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the period table of elements. She said "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights." One kid popped up, "Yeah, but teacher, there were so few of them back then."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 4:27 pm
by Edgar Ramos
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 4:52 pm
by Valeria Quintana 1G
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:03 pm
by Jennifer_Yee_3I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:21 pm
by AonyaMontoya2B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:50 pm
by stuart_key_3E
If a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:00 pm
by veeksha25
Why did the bear dissolve in water?

Because it was polar lol

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:48 pm
by David Julfayan 1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:59 pm
by Zara_Joshi_3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:14 pm
by Lillian_Lai_1K
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:04 pm
by 304779711
~Do you know any jokes about sodium?
~Na.....

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:51 pm
by helen_bui_2G
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:03 pm
by Diane_Zhao_3I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:28 am
by Michelle Lin 3M
I wish I was benzene because that's the only way I could be stable.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:32 am
by Natalie_Boyd_1C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:07 am
by Gus_Guinto_2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:54 am
by lorrainerowe_1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:12 pm
by Ting Zheng 3L
I think I left the bromine and boron in the cabinet.
BrB.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:18 pm
by Gus_Guinto_2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:31 pm
by Jennifer Ngo 1M
What do you call an acid with an attitude...
A mean o' acid

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:42 pm
by emma_arago_3D
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:44 pm
by Chris_Rudewicz_3H
What is H204?

Drinking, cleaning your dishes, taking a shower, etc.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:40 pm
by gracehart
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:05 pm
by Anna_Kim_2E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:12 pm
by Samart_Condon_1D
Why did the noble gas cry?
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Because all his friends argon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:00 pm
by Suk Jin Song 3L
I'm a fan of Futurama, especially of their science jokes!

This one isn't as complex as their other jokes as its a simple wordplay but I still thought it was funny.

Pauli Exclusion Principle + St. Pauli Girl Beer = St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl Beer

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:03 pm
by SydneyKusumoputro_3K
According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?

Because it's made up of alkynes of people!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:06 pm
by Lauren Wong 3K
What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:13 pm
by Jorge_Escobar_3L
Chem Test
cheh test
CHeh yest
Helh yes
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No

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:25 pm
by AngelaWang_1F
If youre not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 4:20 pm
by Ariana Murillo 2O
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Weekend Thoughts

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 4:24 pm
by HarshiniMuthukumar3N
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:11 pm
by KarinaOropeza_2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:49 pm
by Korosh Bahrami
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:02 pm
by Alex Phu 2c
Why did the bear dissolve in the water?
Its a polar bear! Polar bears are white bears. Polar compounds dissolve in water because water is a polar molecule (like dissolves like), while nonpolar compounds do not.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:02 pm
by Alex Phu 2c
A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:14 pm
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Q: What do you do with a dead chemists?

A: Barium

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:09 pm
by Emily_Bennett_3C
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:43 pm
by NicoleDurghalli_1F
I love this Chemistry Cat so much

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:18 pm
by Christian Hardoy 3F
Q: Why is Potassium a racist element?
A: Because when you put three of them together, you get KKK.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:27 pm
by Karina Amezcua 1L
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:35 pm
by Karina Amezcua 1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:50 pm
by Eliza_Beglari_2L
An atom says, "I think I lost an electron." His friend asks, "Are you sure?" and the atom replies, "I'm positive."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:20 pm
by William_Lee_Dis_3H
NaCl NaOH
RED ALERT! THE BASE IS UNDER A SALT!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:26 pm
by Avery_E
Q: What did the chemist snack on during lunch?
A: A 'gram' cracker

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 1:06 am
by Kareem
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
Because it was a polar bear!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 1:26 am
by Alexander Chen 3N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:25 am
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Q. Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

A. They bonded well from the minute they met.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 3:41 am
by Paul Sedaros 1B
Q: What is HIJKLMNO?

A: H20

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:19 pm
by Grace 3G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:30 pm
by Tanner Baroni 3I
A Chemistry Lab is like a big party. Some people drop acid while others drop the base.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:45 pm
by Tiffany Wee 2D
lol