CHEMISTRY COMMUNITY

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:01 pm**

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:09 pm**

What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:19 pm**

Happy Valentine's day

: Copper.jpeg (8.68 KiB) Viewed 27931 times

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:22 pm**

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:40 pm**

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down. :)

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:49 pm**

I wish your name was Avogadro..... because then I'd already have your number...... 6.02 x 10^23

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:11 pm**

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:09 pm**

When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating I was like O Mg!!!

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:32 pm**

This joke is a-bismuth!

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:53 am**

The best thing about learning about equilibrium... is that nothing changes!

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:46 am**

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:01 pm**

Excluding this joke

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:21 pm**

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?

A: Febreeze

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:42 pm**

What do you call a fish made of two sodiums?

Answer: 2na

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:43 pm**

What do you do with a sick chemist?

Answer: You try to Helium, you try to Curium, but if all else fails you have to Barium

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:47 pm**

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:54 pm**

Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A: Because he was a polar bear!

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:00 pm**

johnny was a chemist
johnny is no more
what johnny thought was h2o was h2so4

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:03 pm**

Q:What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A: A-mean-oh acid

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:23 pm**

technically alcohol is a solution

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:07 pm**

: chemistry-joke-t-shirts-women-s-t-shirt.jpg (27.25 KiB) Viewed 27924 times

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:13 pm**

When thermodynamics gets fashionable: Kelvin Klein.

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:33 pm**

A bear from the U.S. named Joe invites his cousin from Antarctica, Jeff, to go swimming.
They both jump in the pool, but Jeff starts freaking because he thinks he's dissolving.
Joe tells Jeff, "calm down bears are insoluble you're fine"
and Jeff replies, "easy for you to say, you're not polar!"

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:39 pm**

Want to hear a joke about sodium?
Na.

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:38 pm**

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:45 pm**

Q. How often do I like jokes about Chemistry?

A. Periodically.

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 10:28 pm**

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:04 pm**

How often do I tell chemistry joke...

PERIODICALLY

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:40 am**

When you accept that you won't know for sure if you solved an entropy problem correctly:

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:11 am**

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:13 am**

I wanted to tell you a joke about the elements but all the good ones Argon

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:31 am**

" Bro 1: Hey do you want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
Bro 1: NaBrO
Bro 2: I slapped my neon that one! "

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:41 am**

Did you hear about the man who was cooled to -273.15˚C? He was 0K.

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:44 am**

A man was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car.
He was booked for a salt and battery.

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:48 am**

"Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium,
sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium."

-Blink 182, All the Small Things

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:54 am**

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:13 am**

Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?
A: A mole of molasses.

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:14 am**

Q: What is the dullest element?
A: Bohrium

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:58 am**

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:56 pm**

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:25 pm**

Two atoms walk down the street. One turns to the other, "I think I just lost an eletron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" The first atom said, "Sure! I'm positive !"

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:14 pm**

What did the cow say to molybdenum and oxygen?
MoO

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:18 pm**

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:19 pm**

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: You may have graduated but I've got many degrees.

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:28 pm**

a little late but in the spirit of valentines day

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:38 pm**

What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
BaNaNa's! :D

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:38 pm**

Why do chemist learn about ammonia first?

BECAUSE ITS PRETTY BASIC STUFF

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:47 pm**

Do you have eleven protons?

Because you're sodium fine.

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:50 pm**

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:36 pm**

Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide?
*(yeah I do)*
NO

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:57 pm**

When people unknowably become subshells

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:08 pm**

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:55 pm**

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:32 pm**

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:04 am**

[img]

tumblr_ljg0zfditn1qdyovpo1_400.jpg

[/img]

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:17 am**

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:53 am**

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:01 am**

Here's a meme for ya'll

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:27 am**

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:14 am**

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:55 am**

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:08 am**

Is silicon the same in Spanish?

Si

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:15 am**

Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine! ;)

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:21 am**

You shouldn't drink water when studying because adding water to your system decreases concentration!

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:30 am**

: chem joke 2.jpg (49.71 KiB) Viewed 27898 times

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:31 am**

When you graduate with a degree but life just doesn't work out sometimes

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:31 am**

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:32 am**

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:51 am**

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:04 am**

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:12 am**

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:17 am**

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they'd be alloys

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:27 am**

What is cesium and Iodine's favorite TV show?

CSI

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:46 am**

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:09 pm**

If you need help remembering:)

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:01 pm**

dont trust atoms. They make up everything

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:00 pm**

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:20 pm**

How often do I post chemistry jokes?
Periodically.

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:24 pm**

That midterm tho

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:35 pm**

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:47 pm**

Q: What do physicists enjoy doing most at sporting events?
A: The wave.

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:49 pm**

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 3:14 pm**

Everyone: "Wow that midterm was really chaotic! It was all over the place!!!"
Dr. Lavelle: "You could say it's entropy was pretty high huh ;)"

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:02 pm**

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution!

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:27 pm**

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:27 pm**

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:42 pm**

Anything can happen!

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:11 pm**

I have many chemistry jokes.
....
I'm just afraid they won't get a good Reaction.

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:19 pm**

Chemistry Lab.

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:21 pm**

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A Salt.

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:42 pm**

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:54 pm**

Chemists are bad at telling jokes.... They lack the element of surprise.

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:57 pm**

What did the chemist snack on during lunch?
A "gram" cracker!

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:14 pm**

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:53 pm**

Posted: **Sat Feb 18, 2017 12:03 am**

So that's what 'graduated' means!

Posted: **Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:05 am**

Posted: **Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:36 am**

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

A πthon

Posted: **Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:39 am**

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

Posted: **Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:31 am**

CHEMISTRY COMMUNITY

Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here