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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:01 pm
by JoAnna Yortiss 2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:09 pm
by AndyL3I
What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:19 pm
by Eljie_2F
Happy Valentine's day
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:22 pm
by Arielle 1I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:40 pm
by Frankie Escobedo 3E
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down. :)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:49 pm
by caitlin_oberman_2G
I wish your name was Avogadro..... because then I'd already have your number...... 6.02 x 10^23

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:11 pm
by Samart_Condon_1D
According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:09 pm
by Julia Stinnett 2N
When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating I was like O Mg!!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:32 pm
by Michael_Zhang_1J
This joke is a-bismuth!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:53 am
by Nikhita_Jaaswal_2H
The best thing about learning about equilibrium... is that nothing changes!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:46 am
by Jason_Hong_2J
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:01 pm
by Janet Pham 1B
Excluding this joke

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:21 pm
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?

A: Febreeze

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:42 pm
by Greta Tobin 2F
What do you call a fish made of two sodiums?

Answer: 2na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:43 pm
by Greta Tobin 2F
What do you do with a sick chemist?

Answer: You try to Helium, you try to Curium, but if all else fails you have to Barium

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:47 pm
by Joanne_Park_4C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:54 pm
by Kelly Ortega 1K
Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A: Because he was a polar bear!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:00 pm
by SarahTian3k
johnny was a chemist
johnny is no more
what johnny thought was h2o was h2so4

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:03 pm
by Leo_Navejas_3B
Q:What do you call an acid with an attitude?



A: A-mean-oh acid

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:23 pm
by a_jeny2E
technically alcohol is a solution

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:07 pm
by Natalie_Hardiman_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:13 pm
by Susanne_Taavitsa_2J
When thermodynamics gets fashionable: Kelvin Klein.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:33 pm
by kane_jajieh_3F
A bear from the U.S. named Joe invites his cousin from Antarctica, Jeff, to go swimming.
They both jump in the pool, but Jeff starts freaking because he thinks he's dissolving.
Joe tells Jeff, "calm down bears are insoluble you're fine"
and Jeff replies, "easy for you to say, you're not polar!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:39 pm
by 804748473
Want to hear a joke about sodium?
Na.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:38 pm
by Odel Zadeh_2C
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:45 pm
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Q. How often do I like jokes about Chemistry?

A. Periodically.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 10:28 pm
by Eliza_Beglari_2L
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:04 pm
by Jason Duong 1D
How often do I tell chemistry joke...

PERIODICALLY

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:40 am
by Pauline Tze 3B
When you accept that you won't know for sure if you solved an entropy problem correctly:
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:11 am
by Sakina_Qadir_3K
In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:13 am
by Myra Kurani 1L
I wanted to tell you a joke about the elements but all the good ones Argon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:31 am
by Jocelyn_Limas_2G
" Bro 1: Hey do you want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
Bro 1: NaBrO
Bro 2: I slapped my neon that one! "

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:41 am
by Daniel Rivas 1F
Did you hear about the man who was cooled to -273.15˚C? He was 0K.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:44 am
by Daniel Rivas 1F
A man was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car.
He was booked for a salt and battery.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:48 am
by Daniel Rivas 1F
"Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium,
sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium."

-Blink 182, All the Small Things

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:54 am
by Balint Nagy 3C
Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:13 am
by Christian Hardoy 3F
Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?
A: A mole of molasses.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:14 am
by Christian Hardoy 3F
Q: What is the dullest element?
A: Bohrium

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:58 am
by Natalie_Hardiman_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:56 pm
by Gabriela_2E
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:25 pm
by stuart_key_3E
Two atoms walk down the street. One turns to the other, "I think I just lost an eletron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" The first atom said, "Sure! I'm positive !"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:14 pm
by Jennifer_Yee_3I
What did the cow say to molybdenum and oxygen?
MoO

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:18 pm
by isabella_orteza_1I
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:19 pm
by Lauren Wong 3K
Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: You may have graduated but I've got many degrees.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:28 pm
by Taylor_Yamane_2L
a little late but in the spirit of valentines day
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:38 pm
by Nick_Ida 1D
What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
BaNaNa's! :D

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:38 pm
by Park_DoHy_2F
Why do chemist learn about ammonia first?

BECAUSE ITS PRETTY BASIC STUFF

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:47 pm
by Katherine Sung 2I
Do you have eleven protons?

Because you're sodium fine.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:50 pm
by ssoroush 2B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:36 pm
by Tara_Hekmati_3B
Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide?
*(yeah I do)*
NO

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:57 pm
by melissasandoval2O
When people unknowably become subshells

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:08 pm
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:55 pm
by Ashley_Lok_3M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:32 pm
by Jeffrey_Huang_2K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:04 am
by Simran Brar 1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:17 am
by gracehart
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:53 am
by David Julfayan 1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:01 am
by 004583503_Lupe2E
Here's a meme for ya'll

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:27 am
by Toby Lin 1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:14 am
by Matthew_Vargas_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:55 am
by Natalie_Boyd_1C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:08 am
by Ting Zheng 3L
Is silicon the same in Spanish?

Si

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:15 am
by heather_carlton_1K
Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine! ;)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:21 am
by Ivy Kwok 2I
You shouldn't drink water when studying because adding water to your system decreases concentration!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:30 am
by Karina Amezcua 1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:31 am
by ckim_1I
When you graduate with a degree but life just doesn't work out sometimes

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:31 am
by Gus_Guinto_2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:32 am
by Gus_Guinto_2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:51 am
by Josh_Zhong_1F
Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:04 am
by Alexandria_Leaf_2F
In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:12 am
by MichelleCarter_1F
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:17 am
by Sandy_Kim_1K
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they'd be alloys

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:27 am
by arsalzaheer2L
What is cesium and Iodine's favorite TV show?

CSI

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:46 am
by Trisha Agarwal 1O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:09 pm
by Melissa Ledesma 2B
If you need help remembering:)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:01 pm
by AngelaWang_1F
dont trust atoms. They make up everything

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:00 pm
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:20 pm
by Jasleen Kaur 1J
How often do I post chemistry jokes?
Periodically.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:24 pm
by Zara_Joshi_3L
That midterm tho

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:35 pm
by Nikhil_Madan_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:47 pm
by Kirsten Bermudo 1O
Q: What do physicists enjoy doing most at sporting events?
A: The wave.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:49 pm
by Simon Kapler 3I
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 3:14 pm
by Jorge_Escobar_3L
Everyone: "Wow that midterm was really chaotic! It was all over the place!!!"
Dr. Lavelle: "You could say it's entropy was pretty high huh ;)"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:02 pm
by rachel_john
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:27 pm
by Lillian_Lai_1K
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:27 pm
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:42 pm
by Irene Ramos 1F
Anything can happen!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:11 pm
by Pratyush Kandimalla 2O
I have many chemistry jokes.
....
I'm just afraid they won't get a good Reaction.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:19 pm
by Pratyush Kandimalla 2O
Chemistry Lab.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:21 pm
by Felicia Zhang 2J
What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A Salt.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:42 pm
by Kelly Tran 3N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:54 pm
by Precious_Li_1D
Chemists are bad at telling jokes.... They lack the element of surprise.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:57 pm
by Anisha Patel 1G
What did the chemist snack on during lunch?
A "gram" cracker!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:14 pm
by Cindy Ngo 1E
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:53 pm
by Anika_Desar_3N
HAHA

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 12:03 am
by Raj Susarla 3I
So that's what 'graduated' means!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:05 am
by SydneyKusumoputro_3K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:36 am
by alvitaxiao
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

A πthon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:39 am
by Alexander Chen 3N
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:31 am
by Philline_Tumbaga_1F
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