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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:57 am
by Lillian_Lai_1K
How many atoms are in a guacamole?
Avocado's number.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:02 pm
by Ashley T 2H
You can take all your chemistry jokes and barium

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:08 pm
by yubin moon 3c
Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:09 pm
by JoAnna Yortiss 2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 2:55 pm
by Libbyfidel_1E
Um

The atomic symbol for confusion.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 3:45 pm
by Sonia_Lele_2K
A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! My flame! I melt whenever I see you!" said the sodium. The bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 3:49 pm
by Camille_2G
You know what's exciting?
Electrons moving to higher sub shells

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 4:35 pm
by Jennifer_Yee_3I
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:03 pm
by Kit Potter
Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?

Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:04 pm
by Eunnie_Lee_3H
I'm feeling STOICHED for chem.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:05 pm
by Odel Zadeh_2C
Chemistry Joke

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:08 pm
by Jenny2G
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:09 pm
by Jenny2G
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:57 pm
by Maverick Tan 1F
I would never try to poison you.

Now, eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:07 pm
by sheilaho_1E
Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:12 pm
by Delilah Naranjo dis 3j
This totally makes sense based on what we have been learning in chem.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:30 pm
by David Julfayan 1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:40 pm
by AonyaMontoya2B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:46 pm
by AonyaMontoya2B
XD

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:52 pm
by Shelley Pi 1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:53 pm
by Shelley Pi 1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:11 pm
by Jingyuan_Fu_3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:32 pm
by Tyler_Vellozzi_3E
Mindy: "I love you"
Josh: "SEE YA IN CHEMISTRY"
iconic

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:54 pm
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:46 pm
by Joshua Beristain 2J
"Wow, you must travel a lot, how many states have you been in?"
"Find my entropy and you'll know!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:18 am
by alliedavis
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:23 am
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Q: Why are He, Cm, and Ba the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:24 am
by paulapedrani
Organic chemistry is difficult... those who study it have alkynes of trouble

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:57 am
by Shivali_Raja_3K
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:59 am
by Shivali_Raja_3K
Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:09 am
by hafsa_zulfiqar_1j
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:09 am
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:21 am
by Theresa_Trieu_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:23 am
by Jason_Hong_2J
How did Oxygen's second date with Potassium go?

It went OK2!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 11:33 am
by MichelleCarter_1F
"You should be a chem major."
-quoted from Irene Davila Mejia

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 11:43 am
by Hector_Gutierrez 1J
My tendency to always sleep is directly related to the tendencies of the electrons inside of me, they're always trying to be in their lowest energy state.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 12:31 pm
by Celine_Ngo_3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:39 pm
by Jessica_Chang_1G
cation definition and acid joke :)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:02 pm
by Tiffany Jeng 1L
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:12 pm
by helen_bui_2G
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:20 pm
by Jasmine_Wong_2K
What is a cation afraid of? A dogion!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:24 pm
by veeksha25
Why do scientists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?

Because if you can't helium or curium, you have to barium

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:08 pm
by Hannah Liu 2A
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon! "Diamonds are a girl's best friend". Diamonds are created from extreme pressurization of carbon over a period of time. Therefore, they will be a girl's best friend over time, in the future!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:23 pm
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Q: What is a chemist's favorite plant?
A: Stoichiome-tree

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:37 pm
by saminah_adam
Grades after the midterm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:02 pm
by Nicholas
Hey girl are you made of copper and Tellurium?

Because you are CuTe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:33 pm
by Hannah Liu 2A
Q: Do you know any jokes about sodium hypobromite?
A: Na Bro!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:52 pm
by TramHo2G
Are you a catalyst?
Cause you increase the rate of my heart.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:08 pm
by Joanne_Park_4C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:13 pm
by Emily_Bloom_1I
Don't throw sodium chloride at people!!! thats assault!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:07 pm
by YsabelCheang1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:24 pm
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:47 pm
by Brandon Han 3H
H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:47 pm
by Brandon Han 3H
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:48 pm
by Brandon Han 3H
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 11:40 pm
by Selina_Han_3I
Oxygen went on a date with Potassium. It was OK. But I thought Oxygen was with Magnesium! OMG! At first Oxygen asked out Nitrogen, but Nitrogen was all like "NO!" so Oxygen had that double bond with the Hydrogen twins...If I didn't know any better, I'd say someone was a HO, but Sodium Hypobromite always told me "NaBrO! Don't spread rumors!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:16 am
by Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K
What is a Chemist's favorite plant?



Stoichiome-tree

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:18 am
by Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K
Why do chemist enjoy working with Ammonia?



Because its pretty basic stuff

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:21 am
by Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K
If The Formula For Water Is H2O?

Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:03 am
by Andy Chen 3L
What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises?

It becomes Daytrogen.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:45 am
by Raul Hernandez
Correcting my friends after learning basic thermodynamics: A heated argument.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:15 am
by Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?



A: They're cheaper than day rates.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:28 am
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
"What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? OH SNaP!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:28 am
by Ting Zheng 3L
How often do I tell chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:16 am
by maria_tamondong_1L
A guy walks in a bar and orders water (H2O)..
another guys also orders H2O too. (this guy dies)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here Discussion 1L Adam Perez

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:40 am
by Adam Perez
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:05 pm
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Q: Why aren't chemists ever able to prank their friends?



A: Because they lack the element of surprise.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:35 pm
by Jessica De Anda 2C
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:00 pm
by Jennifer_Yee_3I
Why do white bears dissolve in water?
Because they're polar.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:41 pm
by Jenny_Luu_2A
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:19 pm
by Lauren Wong 3K
A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:22 pm
by 804780590
An atom says to another, "I lost my electron."
to which the other replied, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:39 pm
by Alexa_Kwang_1D
What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:44 pm
by Katelyn_Nakamura_1B
What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you cannot Helium and you cannot Curiam, you might as well Berium!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:46 pm
by Katelyn_Nakamura_1B
Last night Sodium and Hypobromite came to my house and asked to borrow some money.

I was like NaBrO

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:49 pm
by Katelyn_Nakamura_1B
A physicist and a biologist went on a date but there was no chemistry.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:51 pm
by Katelyn_Nakamura_1B
Every time I pot a chemistry joke on this forum there is no reaction

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:03 pm
by Irene Ramos 1F
Is it the friendship love?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:57 pm
by Amanda Salgado 3D
What is the chemical formula for banana?




BaNa2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:29 pm
by garrett_perozich
I tell chemistry jokes periodically, but usually there is no reaction.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:53 pm
by 004599434
What is the molecule for bunny-o-bunny?
Ether bunny

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:05 pm
by Gus_Guinto_2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:13 pm
by stuart_key_3E
Q: How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?

A: Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:13 pm
by Bailey_Osborne_3A
What do you do with the sick chemist?

If you can't Helium, and if you can't Curium, then you might as well Barium

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:28 pm
by Emily_Bennett_3C
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:36 pm
by Jorge_Escobar_3L
Concept: Increase the temperature in test rooms to boost my rate of reacting to the confusingly worded problems on test

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:37 pm
by Michelle Lin 3M
What is a chemist's favorite plant?

Stoichiome-tree.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:44 pm
by Edgar Ramos
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:06 pm
by Matthew_Vargas_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:27 pm
by Philline_Tumbaga_1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:36 pm
by Colette Ussery 3L
Tell me a potassium joke.
-K.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:03 pm
by Kathrin Magdalani 3J

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:09 pm
by Jocelyn_Limas_2G
You matter.

Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light, squared.

Then, you energy.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:48 am
by Jason Slater 3I
Greatest joke in chemistry this quarter:
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:09 am
by Aya_Elarid_2H
What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
A salt.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:47 am
by Gus_Guinto_2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:48 am
by Gus_Guinto_2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:53 am
by Gus_Guinto_2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:20 am
by JulieLy_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:32 am
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
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