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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:49 am
by Janet Pham 1B
What is activation energy?

The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:13 am
by gracehart
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:14 am
by Balint Nagy 3C
What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:14 am
by Kiana_Shibata_2G
I would tell another chemistry joke, but all of the good ones Argon...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:23 am
by Gus_Guinto_2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:40 am
by AllanNicholson2F
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:41 am
by Diana_Anum1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:44 am
by Lily_Dermendjian_2B

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:52 am
by Tina_Keshishian_2F
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
-it was a polar bear

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:31 am
by Hannah Liu 2A
You must be full of beryllium, gold, and titanium because you are BeAuTi-FULL!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:50 am
by melissapasao1B
you must be made out of uranium and iodine

because all I see is
U and I

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:57 pm
by Simran Brar 1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:21 pm
by AngelaWang_1F
How about those chemical workers...are they unionized?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:14 pm
by Alex Phu 2c
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:17 pm
by Park_DoHy_2F
Bohred? Try Wave function..

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:19 pm
by Helena Vervaet 1N
What we reviewed in class today:

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:37 pm
by Vanessa_Nguyen_1I
A mother bought her teenage son a chemistry set, but he threw it on the floor.
If he thinks he’s going to get a reaction that way, he has got a lot to learn.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:40 pm
by Anika_Desar_3N
HAHA

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:52 pm
by Krishil_Gandhi_1D
Ochem Joke

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:54 pm
by Matt_Coopersmith_4H
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…

He said NaBrO!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:04 pm
by Zara_Joshi_3L
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:32 pm
by Ashley Shirriff 2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:44 pm
by KimberlySalinas_2A
According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made up of Alkynes of people

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:56 pm
by Eli Pazol 2F
everyone on this page

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:01 pm
by 504829531
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:33 pm
by Katherine Sung 2I
What did one ion say to another ion?

I've got my ion you!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:11 pm
by Julia_Gordon_2A
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:26 pm
by Kelly Tran 3N
Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basically material!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:13 pm
by Kendall_Chaffin_3C
What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:20 pm
by Christian Hardoy 3F
Yo mama so ugly not even fluorine would bond with her!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:22 pm
by Christian Hardoy 3F
Q: What did the cowboy chemist say to his horse?
A: HIO Ag!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:56 pm
by Helen_Lee_1L
Why can't ammonia get any girlfriends?

Because he's so basic.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:08 pm
by arsalzaheer2L
A Chemistry lab is like a party...

Some drop acid.. while others drop the base.

Happy Friday (:

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:45 pm
by Grace 3G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:09 am
by Sharlene Reyes 2N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:54 am
by trase aguigam 2A
What in hybridization

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:26 am
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
How did the chemist survive the famine?
By subsisting on titrations.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:21 am
by ChiragThadaniDis2M
OMg
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium are a couple?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:04 pm
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Ethel Alcohol married Fatty Acid. They had a daughter and called her Ester.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:00 pm
by Quynh Nguyen 2H
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium.

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:37 pm
by Jennifer Ngo 1M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:38 pm
by William_Lee_Dis_3H
Do you have 11 protons?
Cause you sodium fine

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:41 pm
by Katherine_Ly_1H
Have you heard about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:46 pm
by Vandan_Patel_3L
What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
its CoRnY

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:50 pm
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:59 pm
by Bola_G_3H
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:03 pm
by Luigivar 2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:05 pm
by Tom Notcovich 3B
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:06 pm
by Tom Notcovich 3B
q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
a: He's 0K now

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:08 pm
by Tom Notcovich 3B
Anybody know any good jokes about sodium??
Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:10 pm
by Christian_Makar_2D
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Yay for complicated Lewis Structures

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:14 pm
by Alexander Chen 3N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:28 pm
by Kirsten Bermudo 1O
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:48 pm
by Shailyn_Moore_3C
How Did The Chemist Survive The Famine?
By subsisting on titrations

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 4:42 pm
by Ashley_Lok_3M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:12 pm
by Justin_Bueno_2O
Short Joke

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:12 pm
by rachel_john
Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:19 pm
by Annie_Amundson_1L
Q: What is the definition of a cation?

A: A positively charged cat!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:35 pm
by Mikaela Gareeb 3G
What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
Febreze

What do dipoles say in passing"
"Have you got a moment?"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:54 pm
by Trisha Agarwal 1O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 6:23 pm
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Q: What two elements do sheep belt when happy?

A: BaH

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:17 pm
by Belicia Tang 1B
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:18 pm
by SydneyKusumoputro_3K
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:19 pm
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:24 pm
by harseerat_jajj_3G
good one

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:32 pm
by Jonathan Marin Dis3A
A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:26 pm
by Calvin Huang 3D
What did the cowboy say to the chemist?

What in titration!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:31 pm
by Samantha_Leong_3K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:35 pm
by Cerjay_Lugtu_3B
I saw someone run away with my gold....

So i shouted, "Hey! AU!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:39 pm
by Toby Lin 1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:59 pm
by Cobie_Allen_1H
Enjoy!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:03 pm
by isabella_orteza_1I
gone fission

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:22 pm
by Arielle 1I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:53 pm
by Madison Juul 1D
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:02 pm
by Rory_Grant_3E
My prediction for the next quiz.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:08 pm
by ChristinaN1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:10 pm
by Ashley Curtis 2O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:17 pm
by Kristine_Espinosa_2L
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:21 pm
by Jeffrey_Huang_2K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:24 pm
by Matthew Yeganeh 3M
I can never understand organic chemistry
It has alkynes of problems

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:41 pm
by rielapopp3O
Why does a hamburger yield lower energy than a steak? Because it's in the ground state...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:42 pm
by Ricardo Munoz 3K
Any fans of Yu Gi Oh?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:47 pm
by Meera McAdam 1C
What's a good way to study for chem tests? Chemistream Lavelle's lectures. (and do hw problems.)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:07 am
by Taylor_Yamane_2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:23 am
by Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K
Why can you never trust atoms?


A: They make up everything!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:40 am
by Jessica_Zeng_3G
What happens to nitrogen when there's sunlight?

It becomes daytrogen!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:40 am
by Natalie_Boyd_1C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:46 am
by Joshua Song 2M
What do you call a man who stares creepily at Jacob's ladder?

An electrophile.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:50 am
by Alice Gonzalez 2F
What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

"OH SNaP"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:54 am
by Samart_Condon_1D
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
.
.
.
A ferrous wheel

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:31 am
by Lindsey Lill
What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree?

A Chemistree

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:12 pm
by caitlin_oberman_2G
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:14 pm
by Brandon_Williams_3E
These jokes are getting bad

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:16 pm
by Chem_Mod
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:01 pm
by Paola_RubioRod_1F
Are you a carbon sample?
Because I want to date you.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:30 pm
by Breanna Buhay 2H
Do you have 11 protons?
Cause you sodium fine

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:00 pm
by Daniel Dobrin 2F
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:02 pm
by Desiree Martin 2A
Chemistry Joke :)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:05 pm
by FaithPigeon_1E
Are you an activation energy?

Because you are a barrier in my life.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:08 pm
by Annie Tagvoryan 3A
Since we're about to start O-chem