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Postby 204639491 » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:40 pm

When you know Chemistry Jokes

But they all Boron

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Postby Taravat_Lakzian_1C » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:46 pm

What do chemists put up during Christmas?
-A Chemistree

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Postby Priscilla_Molina_3J » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:53 pm

... :)
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Postby Jason Duong 1D » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:05 pm

Dont worry, I have plenty of chemistry jokes for yall...I'm just afraid they wont have a good reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby jillianduffield_2D » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:10 pm

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.
When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby isabelle ruedisueli 1j » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:10 pm

If you've got mole problems, call Avogadro. (602)-(214)-0857

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Terry1A » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:12 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Faizal_Mamani_1F » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:13 pm

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones ARGON!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby John Ly 2I » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:13 pm

what do you call an acid with an attitude?
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Postby gohar_mkrtchyan_2J » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:15 pm

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Postby Alexandra Martinez 3D » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:21 pm

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Postby Alexandra Martinez 3D » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:26 pm

:D second attempt at posting a photo
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Postby Abigail_Low_1A » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:29 pm

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby HarshiniMuthukumar3N » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:42 pm

If you've got mole problems, call Avogadro. (602)-(214)-0857!

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Postby Melissa Van Pell 2I » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:43 pm

One good chemistry meme
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dana_Tran_1L » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:44 pm

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melissa Van Pell 2I » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:48 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends argon. Sad life

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Postby Eugenia Kwon 3O » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:50 pm

Since organics is coming up
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Raul Hernandez » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:51 pm

Oh, no someone dropped water on the floor...
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Postby Ivanna_Tang_3B » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:52 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KylaTenido1G » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:54 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k???

Ahh!! Spilled water all over this laptop! Yikes
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Harmeet_Kaur_2D » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:56 pm

Why do you go to jail for throwing Sodium Chloride at someone?

Because it's a salt. *ba-dum-tsss*

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby jonathanshi_1A » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:59 pm

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chaoyi_He_3H » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:16 am

What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A silicon

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Postby Rachel_Bressler_3I » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:41 am

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Postby Sandy_Kim_1K » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:53 am

My friend threw sodium chloride at me... that's a salt!

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Postby Megan Yabumoto 3K » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:59 am

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ibukunolabinjo_3J » Mon Feb 27, 2017 1:11 am

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby helen_bui_2G » Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:12 am

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby msrivastava_ » Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:52 am

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GevickSafarians_14B » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:00 am

Ferrous Wheel.
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Postby Korosh Bahrami » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:09 am

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chris Liddicoat » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:14 am

Q: What do you get when you complete science class?
A: A graduated cylinder.

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Postby ckim_1I » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:58 am

Same.
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Postby Nadine_El Fawal_3M » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:26 am

Did you hear oxygen and potassium went on a date? It was OK

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StephZou_2G » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:51 am

Q: What is a O-chem student's favorite kind of plant?
A: A chemistree

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Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:06 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby maria_tamondong_1L » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:10 pm

A TA threw a sodium chloride at me!
That's aSalt!

hehe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:23 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Elle_Bertuccelli_1B » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:30 pm

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Postby ben maryamian » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:43 pm

"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."

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Postby Teresa_Duarte_3K » Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:06 pm

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

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Postby Evan Lee 2D » Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:22 pm

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Postby Ashley T 2H » Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:34 pm

Stupid electrons--I'm sick of your negativity :(

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Postby Rachel Caprini 1E » Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:58 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Postby Franklin Kong 3D » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:09 pm

Sulfur + Tungsten + Silver --> SWAG

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:25 pm

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mimi_Giang_1F » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:32 pm

What is a monkey's favorite molecule?
BaNa2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karishma_Patel3E » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:36 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Libbyfidel_1E » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:37 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Neha Nibber 3H » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:37 pm

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym
A: To become a buffer solution!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kiana_Shibata_2G » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:49 pm

Q: How can you spot a chemist in the restroom?
A: They wash their hands before they go.

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Postby Paul Sedaros 1B » Mon Feb 27, 2017 4:15 pm

When someone says love is in the air on Valentine's Day, you know what to say...
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Postby heather_carlton_1K » Mon Feb 27, 2017 4:26 pm

Chemistry is really funny; there are even people who laugh at nitrogen(I) oxide (nitrous oxide).

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Le 1L » Mon Feb 27, 2017 5:43 pm

What types of reactions do they sell at Whole Foods?
Organic ones hahahahahahhahahahaha

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Postby Joshua Beristain 2J » Mon Feb 27, 2017 6:43 pm

Brrrrrrromine!
What? Bromine?
Yeah, it's cold! Brrrrrrr.

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Postby Kelly Ortega 1K » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:25 pm

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
Ask them to pronounce "unionised"

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Postby Selina_Han_3I » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:35 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:46 pm

You can never trust an atom, they make up everything.

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Postby Ann Zhang_1M » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:47 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diondraya_Taylor_1C » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:01 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diondraya_Taylor_1C » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:03 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Lindsey Lill » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:21 pm

What's the difference between a politician and a chemist?

Have them both say "unionized"

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Postby Evan Gentry 2E » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:27 pm

My teacher threw sodium chloride at me
That's a salt!

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Postby ChristinaN1L » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:09 pm

Remembering the first four alkanes by learning Monkeys Eat Peanut Butter...

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Postby Tina_Keshishian_2F » Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:12 am

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
-A salt.

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Postby alvitaxiao » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:21 am

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
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Fe Fe
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Fe - Fe

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Postby Evan Gentry 2E » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:37 am

Got mole problems?
Call Avogadro at 602-1023

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ryan_chowdhury_2E » Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:08 am

What was the crime when NaCl was arrested?
A salt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diondraya_Taylor_1C » Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:49 am

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diondraya_Taylor_1C » Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:52 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:03 am

Tell me a potassium joke.

K.

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Postby Timothy_Hyun_2K » Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:27 am

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
A salt.

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Postby Simon Kapler 3I » Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:30 am

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Just 14BL things

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Postby Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K » Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:09 pm

LOL
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Postby AlexSun2L » Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:45 pm

If a bear in Yosemite and one in Alaska both fall into the water, which one dissolves faster?
The one in Alaska, because it is polar.

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Postby Brandon Han 3H » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:09 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Chang_1G » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:15 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Julia_Wenzel_1E » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:22 pm

If Avogadro calls, tell him to leave his number.

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Organic Chem
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Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:06 pm

A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Sorry, our maximum occupancy is 6.00 x 10^23. We can't serve a mole." (bc a mole is 6.022 x 10^23)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason_Hong_2J » Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:36 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym?

To become a buffer solution!


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