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Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:31 pm**

"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."

Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:45 pm**

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:19 pm**

Are you made up of a 4 carbon chain? Because you're butyl-ful.

Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:50 pm**

A man walks into a bar. He says "I will have some H2O." The man next to him says "I'll have some H2O too.", then drinks it and dies.

Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:59 pm**

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:39 am**

The "definition" of butyl

Butyl, n. An unpleasant-sounding word denoting an unpleasant-smelling alcohol.

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:58 am**

Organic Chemistry it difficult, those who study it will have alkynes of problems.

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:59 am**

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:08 am**

What in titration is organic chemistry?

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:12 am**

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

Febreeze

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 8:00 am**

Omer Lavian 2K wrote:What in titration is organic chemistry?

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:50 am**

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:22 am**

what is a chemist's favorite plant?

stoichiome-tree :)

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:20 am**

Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:31 am**

I'm trying to make more puns...
But the good ones argon

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:32 pm**

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:38 pm**

Q: What is the chemical formula for banana?

A: BaNa2

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:40 pm**

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:05 pm**

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:24 pm**

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

He was a POLAR bear!

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:02 pm**

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Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:48 pm**

Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 6:24 pm**

Me taking Chem 14B

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:31 pm**

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:02 pm**

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:00 pm**

Cats, cats!

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:03 pm**

I'd tell you a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones [Ar]gon

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:11 pm**

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:48 pm**

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Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:12 am**

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?

A: To become a buffer solution!

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:51 am**

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:27 am**

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Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:34 am**

Valentine's day is so last month.... but here's a cute one.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:39 am**

jokes!

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:36 am**

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:47 am**

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:05 pm**

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:32 pm**

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Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:06 pm**

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:41 pm**

O-CHEM
OC-HEM
OCH-EM
OH-EM
OH-ME
OH-NO!

Coincidence...i think not!

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:49 pm**

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:58 pm**

Technically, alcohol is a solution.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:35 pm**

Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:39 pm**

my grade last quarter

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:11 pm**

What do you do with a sick chemist?
Well if you can't Curium and you can't Helium, you might as well Barium :)

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:13 pm**

What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
Seawater

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:14 pm**

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 5:18 pm**

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 6:33 pm**

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 7:37 pm**

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 7:55 pm**

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:16 pm**

Are there any more good chemistry jokes?
I don't zinc so.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:02 pm**

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:16 pm**

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:16 pm**

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:17 pm**

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:17 pm**

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:48 pm**

Cute cartoon!

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:53 pm**

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:54 pm**

Poor Susie </3

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:55 pm**

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:22 pm**

One letter makes a difference.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:24 pm**

Find someone who is as attracted to you as electrophiles are attracted to electrons.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:53 pm**

everyone after the quiz next week

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:32 pm**

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:07 am**

Person 1: Hey, what was on the organic chemistry test?
Person 2: There were alkynes of problems.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:09 am**

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:49 am**

Graduated cylinder

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:51 am**

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:56 am**

Xinjie Su 2J wrote:One property of liquid is that it can fit into containers of any shape and automatically takes up all the space.

So...cat is a liquid!!

This gives me so much joy! Such cute little kitties.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:27 am**

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?

Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:28 am**

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:32 am**

Do you know any jokes about sodium?

Na

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:50 am**

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:58 am**

My Chem grade :)

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:01 am**

16 Sodium=BATMAN

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:08 am**

I initially decided to write jokes about the Periodic Table, but never really felt I was in my element.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:10 am**

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:12 am**

what is the chemical formula for banana?
-baNA2

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:28 am**

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:23 pm**

"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:43 pm**

Thought this was Appropriate:

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:48 pm**

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:10 pm**

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:13 pm**

Upon learning about the properties of light, the chemistry student said, "Calculating frequency is so easy it Hertz!"

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:16 pm**

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
It's pretty basic stuff.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:17 pm**

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:14 pm**

Wot in Formation!

: Wot in Formation!

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:45 pm**

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 4:22 pm**

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 4:44 pm**

When you are drawing Lewis Structures and realize that there was resonance

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:33 pm**

Chemistry can cause alkynes of trouble. Acid what you did there!

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:09 pm**

You ether get ochem or you don't.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:18 pm**

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

They bonded well from the minute they met.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:35 pm**

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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