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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:38 pm
by Philline_Tumbaga_1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:31 pm
by Anya_Alag_3J
"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:45 pm
by Tiffany Jeng 1L
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:19 pm
by Hector_Gutierrez 1J
Are you made up of a 4 carbon chain? Because you're butyl-ful.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:50 pm
by Gigi Ye 2K
A man walks into a bar. He says "I will have some H2O." The man next to him says "I'll have some H2O too.", then drinks it and dies.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:59 pm
by Jeana Wei 3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:39 am
by Janet Pham 1B
The "definition" of butyl

Butyl, n. An unpleasant-sounding word denoting an unpleasant-smelling alcohol.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:58 am
by Aya_Elarid_2H
Organic Chemistry it difficult, those who study it will have alkynes of problems.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:59 am
by Natalie Hunt 1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:08 am
by Omer Lavian 2K
What in titration is organic chemistry?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:12 am
by Alexa_Kwang_1D
What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

Febreeze

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 8:00 am
by Morgan_McMasters_3A
Omer Lavian 2K wrote:What in titration is organic chemistry?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:50 am
by Shailyn_Moore_3C
Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?



Because it's in the ground state.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:22 am
by yubin moon 3c
what is a chemist's favorite plant?

stoichiome-tree :)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:20 am
by Mackenzie_Lowenstein_2N
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:31 am
by Winnie Liu 1M
I'm trying to make more puns...
But the good ones argon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:32 pm
by paulapedrani
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:38 pm
by Hannah Liu 2A
Q: What is the chemical formula for banana?

A: BaNa2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:40 pm
by Hannah Liu 2A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:05 pm
by Jessie_Chen_2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:24 pm
by Ariana_Kermani_2G
Why did the bear dissolve in water?

He was a POLAR bear!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:02 pm
by Jessica De Anda 2C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:20 pm
by Joanne_Park_4C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:39 pm
by Aiden_Hsu_1M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:48 pm
by Jane Sin 3A
Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 6:24 pm
by Molika Soben_3J
Me taking Chem 14B

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:31 pm
by ChristinaN1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:02 pm
by rachel_john
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:00 pm
by Irene Ramos 1F
Cats, cats!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:03 pm
by Joyce Wu 3E
I'd tell you a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones [Ar]gon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:11 pm
by Paola_RubioRod_1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:48 pm
by Melody Li 2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:12 am
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?

A: To become a buffer solution!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:51 am
by Sahil Sharma 2J
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:27 am
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:28 am
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:34 am
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
Valentine's day is so last month.... but here's a cute one.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:39 am
by Jasmine_Bagnas_1D
jokes!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:36 am
by Matthew_Vargas_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:47 am
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:05 pm
by Cindy Ngo 1E
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:32 pm
by Kevin Bangi 1A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:32 pm
by YsabelCheang1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:06 pm
by david_li3H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:41 pm
by Jorge_Escobar_3L
O-CHEM
OC-HEM
OCH-EM
OH-EM
OH-ME
OH-NO!

Coincidence...i think not!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:49 pm
by Melissa Ledesma 2B
:)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:58 pm
by Park_DoHy_2F
Technically, alcohol is a solution.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:35 pm
by StephZou_2G
Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:39 pm
by Jasmine Alcantara 3G
my grade last quarter

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:11 pm
by 804780590
What do you do with a sick chemist?
Well if you can't Curium and you can't Helium, you might as well Barium :)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:13 pm
by 804780590
What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
Seawater

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:14 pm
by megan_thi_2j
Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 5:18 pm
by Natalie_Hardiman_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 6:33 pm
by Caleb Lim 2M
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 7:37 pm
by Ivy Kwok 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 7:55 pm
by Quynh Nguyen 2H
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:16 pm
by Amy_Dixon_1I
Are there any more good chemistry jokes?
I don't zinc so.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:02 pm
by Grace 3G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:16 pm
by Dianna Grigorian 1C
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:16 pm
by Dianna Grigorian 1C
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:17 pm
by Dianna Grigorian 1C
H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:17 pm
by Dianna Grigorian 1C
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:48 pm
by Helena Vervaet 1N
Cute cartoon!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:53 pm
by Helena Vervaet 1N
Lol!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:54 pm
by Helena Vervaet 1N
Poor Susie </3

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:55 pm
by Amanda_Ye_1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:22 pm
by Jocelyn_Limas_2G
One letter makes a difference.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:24 pm
by Gus_Guinto_2F
Find someone who is as attracted to you as electrophiles are attracted to electrons.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:53 pm
by Valeria Quintana 1G
everyone after the quiz next week

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:32 pm
by Christian Hardoy 3F
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:07 am
by Helen_Lee_1L
Person 1: Hey, what was on the organic chemistry test?
Person 2: There were alkynes of problems.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:09 am
by gracehart
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:49 am
by DanielaWong_2G
Graduated cylinder

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:51 am
by ssoroush 2B
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Re: Chemistry Jokes

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:56 am
by christy_zambrano_2E
Xinjie Su 2J wrote:One property of liquid is that it can fit into containers of any shape and automatically takes up all the space.

So...cat is a liquid!!




This gives me so much joy! Such cute little kitties.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:27 am
by Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K
According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?


Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:28 am
by Makenna Vulgas 1G
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:32 am
by Tiffany Wu 1K
Do you know any jokes about sodium?

Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:50 am
by Uisa_Manumaleuna_3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:58 am
by heather_carlton_1K
My Chem grade :)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:01 am
by Tanner Baroni 3I
16 Sodium=BATMAN

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:08 am
by sheilaho_1E
I initially decided to write jokes about the Periodic Table, but never really felt I was in my element.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:10 am
by Lauren Wong 3K
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:12 am
by Tania_Torres_3O
what is the chemical formula for banana?
-baNA2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:28 am
by melissasandoval2O
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:23 pm
by AllanNicholson2F
"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:43 pm
by Ara Yazaryan 1E
Thought this was Appropriate:

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:48 pm
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:10 pm
by Dianna Grigorian 1C
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:13 pm
by Vanessa_Nguyen_1I
Upon learning about the properties of light, the chemistry student said, "Calculating frequency is so easy it Hertz!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:16 pm
by Dianna Grigorian 1C
Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
It's pretty basic stuff.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:17 pm
by Dianna Grigorian 1C
Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:14 pm
by Erick_Hernandez_3L
Wot in Formation!
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Wot in Formation!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:45 pm
by Andreea Voro 3A
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 4:22 pm
by Thomas Morgan 1B
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 4:44 pm
by Ricardo Munoz 3K
When you are drawing Lewis Structures and realize that there was resonance

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:33 pm
by Kimberly_Hernandez_3L
Chemistry can cause alkynes of trouble. Acid what you did there!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:09 pm
by Kelly Tran 3N
You ether get ochem or you don't.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:18 pm
by Simran Brar 1J
Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

They bonded well from the minute they met.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:35 pm
by Anika_Desar_3N
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.