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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:37 pm
by Marissa Stinnett 1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:41 pm
by Kimberly_Hoh_2A
You R-O-R get organic chemistry, or you don't.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:50 pm
by Geovanni_Suarez_3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:54 pm
by melissapasao1B
What do you do with a sick chemist?





If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:03 pm
by April Z 1K
Q: What did the Electrophile say to Benzene?
A: I want some of that sweet pi.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:06 pm
by Jaz_Y_1H
This is a little dramatic but I can see it!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:31 pm
by AlexSun2L
The Official Unabashed Scientific Dictionary defines cation as a positively charged kitten.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:41 pm
by DhirajR_3F
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:44 pm
by Ryan Petrecca 1L
xD

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:01 pm
by 004599434
Did you here oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:02 pm
by Samya Konda 2I
What is carbon dating? Two diamonds on a night out.

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:12 pm
by JoAnna Yortiss 2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:16 pm
by Mihika Sridhar 3H
This chemistry quiz is going to be alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:21 pm
by Matthew Yeganeh 3M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:31 pm
by Lexy Swenson 1F
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:36 pm
by PriscillaMariscal_3F
mood before chem quiz

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:42 pm
by maria_tamondong_1L
what did the polar bear dissolved in water?
Polar Bear!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:43 pm
by ryan_chowdhury_2E
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:44 pm
by Chin_Alyssa_3I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:47 pm
by Sarah Sackey_3G
lol

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:51 pm
by Brian_Mena_1J
Cover your basics

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:59 pm
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?

A: CoRnY.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:04 pm
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Q: Hydroxyl, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar. What did the bartender say?

A: "OH SNaP!!!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:06 pm
by Frank_Smith_3L
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love Chem!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:07 pm
by Adrienne Johnson 1D
What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?

CoRnY

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:08 pm
by Adrienne Johnson 1D
Have you heard the one about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?

He just couldn't put it down

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:19 pm
by anatorres1B
pusheen cat

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:26 pm
by gohar_mkrtchyan_2J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:32 pm
by Precious_Li_1D
A corny one

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:37 pm
by Avery_E
hehehe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:43 pm
by julia lai 3A
Q: Where does the German chemistry teacher put the used batteries of an electrolytic experiment?
A: In the zinc.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:44 pm
by MaddyMoore3A
Anyone here yet???

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:44 pm
by Grace Pu 3E
Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:44 pm
by Jagmeet_Arora_1G
Q: Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?
A: Because she was too attractive!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:49 pm
by Jane Sin 3A
Q: What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
A: "Au revoir"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:51 pm
by Kirsten Bermudo 1O
Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: At least I have a degree.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:55 pm
by Mikaela Gareeb 3G
Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero ?
He's 0K now

What's a girl's future best friend?
Carbon
C (graphite) -> C (diamond)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:58 pm
by wesley hardin
What car did the Chemistry Professor buy?
A Mercedes Benzene.
:)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:08 pm
by ChiragThadaniDis2M
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink, bartender says, "for you, no charge!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:11 pm
by Lily_Dermendjian_2B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:15 pm
by Ashley Curtis 2O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:18 pm
by Rhea Kundan_2G
honestly I laughed

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:34 pm
by Aleena_Sorf_2A
Why are chemists great for solving problems?
- They have all the solutions.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:35 pm
by Vandan_Patel_3L
Why did the electron want to go to the party?

Because it was excited

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:40 pm
by alliedavis
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:44 pm
by Rodri_Karla_1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:46 pm
by Mindy Zhang 3F
Q. How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
A. Ask them to pronounce “unionized”!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:47 pm
by Madison Juul 1D
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:49 pm
by Jason Duong 1D
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:58 pm
by Joshua Beristain 2J
What is a snake's favorite law?
Hesssss's Law!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:02 pm
by RitaChang_2C
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:03 pm
by Calvin Huang 3D
What is Avogadro's favorite type of fruit?

Watermolens.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:08 pm
by Noor_Chahal_3G
Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:10 pm
by Diana_Visco_1l
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:11 pm
by Noor_Chahal_3G
What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

Fe-breeze

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:12 pm
by Chaoyi_He_3H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:14 pm
by Chris Yeh 3D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:15 pm
by Noor_Chahal_3G
Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:16 pm
by KarinaOropeza_2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:19 pm
by Serena Patel 2H
What did the chemists say after they heard a funny joke?

"That joke was sodium funny. I slapped my neon on that one."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:21 pm
by Ian Brown 1K
What was Avogadro's favorite sport?

Golf because he always got a mole-in-one.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:25 pm
by Helen 3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:26 pm
by HarshiniMuthukumar3N
Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?
It's in the ground state.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:27 pm
by Noor_Chahal_3G
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:30 pm
by Noor_Chahal_3G
What was NaCl charged with when he was arrested?
A salt

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:32 pm
by Zhiyong Xie 3K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:38 pm
by Ashley Shirriff 2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:42 pm
by swatiperepa
:)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:45 pm
by Marisa_Woo_2G
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution :)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:46 pm
by Sally_Tu_1H
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, you might as well barium.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:48 pm
by Alexandra_Ivanova_1A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:49 pm
by Novelpreet_Boparai1N
My teacher threw Sodium Chloride at me. That's a salt!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:57 pm
by Rachel_Bressler_3I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:59 pm
by Josh Ku 3H
How did the hipster chemist burn his hand?

He picked up his beaker before it was cool.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:03 pm
by Ethan_Wilson_1E
I tell bad chemistry jokes periodically

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:04 pm
by Breanna Buhay 2H
If you have mass and take up space, then you matter <3

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:07 pm
by Yen Vuong 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:10 pm
by Yen Vuong 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:20 pm
by Alicia_Kwan_2H
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
6.0221x10^23
So call me maybe!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:22 pm
by Harmeet_Kaur_2D
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:23 pm
by Suk Jin Song 3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:25 pm
by z_hernandez_loza_3J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:27 pm
by FaithPigeon_1E
Chem is so fluorine uranium nitrogen!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:28 pm
by z_hernandez_loza_3J
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:29 pm
by Luigivar 2F
Q: Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
A: Because the have and make all the solutions!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:31 pm
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:32 pm
by Hannah_El-Sabrout_2K
Criminal Elements:

Cu: I'm taking the two of you in for a salt!

Na and Cl: You'll never catch us alive, copper!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:32 pm
by Taravat_Lakzian_1C
Which biochemicals wash up on beaches?
-Nucleotides

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:34 pm
by Anisha Patel 1G
:D

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:36 pm
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
When you can't find good chemistry jokes... This will have to do
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:36 pm
by Terry1A
You must be made of Uranium and Iodine because all I can see is U and I!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:39 pm
by Trisha Kurup 2A
What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:39 pm
by lilyjustine_1G
Austin Gee 2N wrote:Why do chemists call Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you barium



I LOLed so hard at this :)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:39 pm
by Kimberly_Rivera_3K
I feel you Harold.JPG

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:41 pm
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One says to the other, "Hey I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:43 pm
by Meera McAdam 1C
What's the only thing worse than organic chemistry? GMO chemistry.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:48 pm
by lilyjustine_1G
tbh lavelle said it first

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:58 pm
by Timothy Yu 2M
My TA threw Sodium chloride at me! That's a salt! >=(

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:59 pm
by sboutros2B
What Do You Call a Fish Made of Two Sodium Atoms?
2Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:00 am
by Faizal_Mamani_1F
Our Bond is So strong, not even a nucleophile can break it!