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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:32 pm
by Jessica_Chang_1G
Organic Chem joke :P

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:32 pm
by Makenna Vulgas 1G
What was Avogadro’s favorite sport?
Golf – because he always got a mole-in-one

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:45 pm
by KoSiOg
Why is the pH of Netflix so stable?


Because it constantly buffers.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:46 pm
by Matthew_Vargas_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:46 pm
by KoSiOg
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:19 pm
by Valeria Quintana 1G
lol

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:26 pm
by StephZou_2G
Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:35 pm
by Faizal_Mamani_1F
That Organic Chemistry Test......

was ALKYNES of trouble!!!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:42 pm
by Anya_Alag_3J
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:00 pm
by Diane_Zhao_3I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:34 pm
by alvitaxiao
What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

SWAG

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:35 pm
by alvitaxiao
What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

Febreeze

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:56 pm
by Vanessa_Nguyen_1I
Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:06 pm
by Niveda_Tennety_1H
Alkane joke

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:08 pm
by Niveda_Tennety_1H
Alkene joke

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:24 pm
by Adam Perez
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:47 pm
by Natalie_Hardiman_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:17 pm
by Tara_Shooshani_3N
Why do aromatics belong in the nuthouse?

Because they’re all CYCLO.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:47 pm
by Alyssa Chan 3B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:49 pm
by Philline_Tumbaga_1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:17 am
by Sarahi Garza 3k
The thing that killed Nicki Minaj...





*This meme regards the current rap battle between two female rappers: Remy Ma and Nicki Minaj. Remy named the dis-track "Shether," which is inspired by rapper Nas' dis-track to Jay Z.*

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:37 am
by Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K
Why did Carbon and Hydrogen get married?

They bonded well from the minute they met.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:39 am
by Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K
Why are Chemists great at solving problems?


Because they have all the solutions

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:02 am
by Julia_Wenzel_1E
What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:11 am
by Yi Ying Chen 3N
ATTENTION! A new element has been discovered!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:24 am
by Jeffrey_Huang_2K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:26 am
by Ariana_Kermani_2G
The Periodic Table as seen by an Organic Chemist

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:38 am
by Frank_Smith_3L
HAha!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:01 pm
by Shushanna S 3F
I never knew CH3CH2CH3 enjoyed pain.



(Propane... Pro-pain. Ha)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:55 pm
by Felicia Zhang 2J
What's the name of a pirate chemist?

Arrrrrrrrrhenius.

What's his favorite element?

(Assuming that they guess arrrrrgon)

Gold, he's a pirate.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:34 pm
by Julia Stinnett 2N
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:44 pm
by Cindy Ngo 1E
What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:45 pm
by Greta Tobin 2F
Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?

A: its CoRn Y

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:48 pm
by Greta Tobin 2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:58 pm
by Greta Tobin 2F
Q: What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

A: Febreeze!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:58 pm
by Greta Tobin 2F
I am out of chemistry jokes.. I need to zinc of a new one!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:03 pm
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:15 pm
by Shelley Pi 1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:16 pm
by Shelley Pi 1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:55 pm
by ChristinaN1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:21 pm
by Ashley_Lok_3M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:38 pm
by Gus_Guinto_2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:49 pm
by Brandon Han 3H
Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?

It's in a ground state.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:50 pm
by Irene Ramos 1F
Reaction to bad chemistry jokes!!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:15 pm
by Amanda Salgado 3D
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:40 pm
by Toby Lin 1J
Alcohol is a solution...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:43 pm
by Sharlene Reyes 2N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:49 pm
by 204639491
I would tell you a good chemistry joke but all of them [Ar]gon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:06 pm
by Jana_Lang_2B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:34 pm
by 804780590
I don't trust atoms. I heard they make up everything.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:42 pm
by Lauren Wong 3K
Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:40 pm
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:46 pm
by Quynh Nguyen 2H
Silver walks up to gold in a bar and said "Au get out of here"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:43 am
by Divya Kumar 3I
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:43 am
by Divya Kumar 3I
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:20 am
by Javier Portillo 3O
Q: Why was the electron scared to leave its buddy?

A: The electrophile was waiting for him

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:21 am
by Javier Portillo 3O
Q:What is the only reason chemist would take LSD at a Rave?
A:They want to see if the bass could neutralize the acid

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:29 am
by Javier Portillo 3O
Q: What's a chemist favorite tv show on Netflix
A: Sulfur, Calcium, Neodymium, Aluminum
(SCaNdAl)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:30 am
by Pratyush Kandimalla 2O
1st Chemist: "What's new?"
2nd Chemist: c over lambda.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:26 am
by Simon Kapler 3I
Quiz #3 was sodium hard :(

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:57 am
by Hannah Liu 2A
Q: do you have 11 electrons?
A: Because you're sodium fine!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:46 pm
by emma_arago_3D
I'd post a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:11 pm
by Lily_Dermendjian_2B
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:47 pm
by Annie Tagvoryan 3A
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?




A ferrous wheel.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:59 pm
by Jasleen Kaur 1J
What is a chemist's favorite fish??
2Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:28 pm
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Q: What did one ion say to the other?

A: I've got my ion you.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:06 pm
by AngelaWang_1F
Want to hear a chemistry joke? Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:16 pm
by Balint Nagy 3C
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:58 pm
by Dana_Tran_1L
A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:42 pm
by Steven_Liu_3H
Oxygen went on a date with potassium.
It went OK.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:53 pm
by Joanne_Park_4C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:06 pm
by heather_carlton_1K
Every dipole has its moment.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:00 pm
by Kimberly_Hernandez_3L
I have many chemistry jokes, but im scared i wont get a good reaction.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:29 pm
by Karina Amezcua 1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:37 pm
by Karina Amezcua 1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:05 pm
by Kelly Tran 3N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:42 pm
by MichelleCarter_1F
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:09 pm
by Ashley Shirriff 2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:37 pm
by Lillian_Lai_1K
Q: If H20 is water what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:25 pm
by Grace 3G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:48 am
by NicoleDurghalli_1F
The captioned cartoons are literally hilarious

((Week 10 Post))

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:54 am
by Tiffany Wee 2D
Why did the bear dissolve in water?

Because it was a polar bear!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 1:26 am
by Alex Dib 4H
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 2:17 am
by Alexa_Kwang_1D
Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?
It's in the ground state!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:06 am
by Anika_Desar_3N
oh dear

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:17 am
by 504829531
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:45 am
by isabelle ruedisueli 1j
That was sodium funny, i slapped my neon!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:43 pm
by Samart_Condon_1D
What do you call iron particles blowing away in the wind?

Febreeze

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 1:34 pm
by ERIKTORRESDisc3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:55 pm
by Arianna_Mandelli_3C
Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:01 pm
by Katelynn Luansing 2B
What was the most stable album of 2016?

ANTI by Rihanna

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:07 pm
by Katelynn Luansing 2B
I read through this book about helium so fast... I couldn't put it down!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:11 pm
by Katelynn Luansing 2B
I asked a friend if they wanted to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide...

She said NO.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:04 pm
by Lei Wena Herme 1O
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! ;)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 6:12 pm
by Justin_Bueno_2O
<3

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 6:45 pm
by Matthew Yeganeh 3M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:14 pm
by 604746385
what is the chemical equation for a banana?

BaNa2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:33 pm
by Melody Li 2L
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:36 pm
by msrivastava_
Organic chem is hard. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 9:34 pm
by Tamara_Torosyan_1J
:)