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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:36 pm
by julia lai 3A
What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?

2Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:38 pm
by Lexy Swenson 1F
What did you do with element 43 last night?
None of your Bismuth

What happens to nitrogen when there's sunlight?
It becomes daytrogen

What is the TV show that cesium and iodine love to watch together?
CSI

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:42 pm
by Trisha Kurup 2A
A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:47 pm
by Jonathan_Hu_2C
Organic chemistry causes ALKYNES of trouble!!!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:47 pm
by Jonathan_Hu_2C
Joke

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:49 pm
by z_hernandez_loza_3J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:55 pm
by 004583503_Lupe2E
O CHEM LAUGHS :)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:55 pm
by Adam Wojnar 1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:56 pm
by Annie_Amundson_1L
Q: What do you say to an organic chemist who asks if they should draw CH3OCH3 or CH3CH2OCH2CH3?

A: Draw ether one!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:59 pm
by Daniel Rivas 1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:01 pm
by ckim_1I
yes

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:14 pm
by Sandy_Kim_1K
Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:23 pm
by HarshiniMuthukumar3N
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:24 pm
by Jaspreet_Nagra_2I
Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:25 pm
by Hannah_El-Sabrout_2K
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:25 pm
by Ian Brown 1K
According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?

Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:26 pm
by Michael Sparks 2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:27 pm
by Michael Sparks 2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:41 pm
by Meera McAdam 1C
Why can you always count on a chemist?
Because chemists try. (chemistry)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:44 pm
by rachel_john
I told a chemistry joke... there was no reaction!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:46 pm
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Why do hamburgers have less energy than steaks?
They're in the ground state.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:47 pm
by Park_DoHy_2F
All the chemistry jokes argon!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:48 pm
by Rodri_Karla_1J
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?


Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:48 pm
by Kimberly_Rivera_3K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:53 pm
by Chris Yeh 3D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:56 pm
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:57 pm
by Ivanna_Tang_3B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:59 pm
by Raul Hernandez
What is the name of Agent 007's Eskimo cousin?

Bond. Polar Bond.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:59 pm
by ryan_chowdhury_2E
All Chem jokes argon!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:09 am
by Alexandra_Ivanova_1A
I'd post more chemistry jokes on here, but I feel like the sheer amount of content on here might Barium.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:20 am
by Sally_Tu_1H
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:34 am
by Delour Haj 3J
Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
NaBrO.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:39 am
by Janet Pham 1B
Some cycloalkenes

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:45 am
by Terry1A
What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:46 am
by Breanna Buhay 2H
Organic chemistry causes ALKYNES of trouble!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:04 am
by Chaoyi_He_3H
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:36 am
by Jessica De Anda 2C
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:09 am
by Ashley_Lok_3M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:48 am
by saminah_adam
Pool Party

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:05 am
by Shivali_Raja_3K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:17 am
by Camille_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:15 am
by Kiana_Shibata_2G
A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:16 am
by Chris Liddicoat
Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: "Have you got a moment?"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:24 am
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:36 am
by Hanan_Kashkoul_1O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:58 am
by Helena Vervaet 1N
Pushed didn't read the lab safety rules

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:00 am
by Katie_Ho_1M
What is a chemist's dream car?

A Mercedes Benzene

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:00 am
by Evan Lee 2D
How many atoms in a guacamole?

Avocado's number.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:02 am
by Ryan Cerny 3I
I'm aldehyde, I am going to try and hide myself within the middle of the carbon chain......."-al"

This joke is an onomatopoeia, a pun, AND a helpful pneumonic for remembering ether functional group. Chose ether one to focus on.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:06 am
by Sharlene Reyes 2N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:18 am
by Cobie_Allen_1H
Because who does not like line structures

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:39 am
by Abbey Kerscher 3O
What kind of bear dissolved in water?

A polar bear!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:58 am
by ryan_chowdhury_2E
What do you call tropical-scented Iron blowing in the wind?
Fe-breeze

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:07 pm
by Ashley T 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:11 pm
by yubin moon 3c
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:14 pm
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:24 pm
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:27 pm
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:29 pm
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:31 pm
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:38 pm
by Helen 3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:09 pm
by Kaitlin_Reeves_1C
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:10 pm
by Erika Gonzalez 1F
Which three elements are most important to the practice of medicine?
He, Cm, Ba
If you can't "helium" or "curium," then you have to "barium."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:12 pm
by Alexa_Kwang_1D
Why did the acid go to the gym?

To become a buffer solution!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:14 pm
by ChristineCastanon_1B
Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:38 pm
by Aya_Elarid_2H
Why do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces? A Guacamole

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:41 pm
by Selina_Han_3I
What is the chemical formula for laughing gas?
HeHeHe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:46 pm
by Makenna Vulgas 1G
Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?
Because it's in the ground state.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:49 pm
by Kendall_Islam_3A
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:00 pm
by Jasmine_Wong_2K
What is the chemical formula for a banana?

BaNa2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:05 pm
by Jane Sin 3A
Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated spirits.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:24 pm
by Sahil Sharma 2J
A mosquito cried out in pain:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
was para-dichloro-
diphenyltrichloroethane.

(paraDichloroDiphenylTrichloroethane is the the full name for DDT)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:26 pm
by Katrina_Galian 1J
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:50 pm
by Mirian_Garcia_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:17 pm
by Ethan_Wilson_1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:19 pm
by Brian Devlin 3B
My grade in the class

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:31 pm
by Franklin Kong 3D
I know many chemistry jokes, but I fear they may not get a good reaction.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:55 pm
by Cindy Ngo 1E
Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends argon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:11 pm
by YsabelCheang1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:26 pm
by Noor_Chahal_3G
What is the chemical formula for "Banana"?
BaNa2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:32 pm
by YsabelCheang1H
Why do aromatics belong in the psychiatric ward?
Because they're CYCLO
haha

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:33 pm
by Teresa_Duarte_3K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:33 pm
by Jeana Wei 3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:35 pm
by Mindy Zhang 3F
Q: What is the chemical formula for candy?
A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium (CHoCoLaTe)!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:51 pm
by Arielle 1I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:56 pm
by Ann Zhang_1M
A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:24 pm
by ryan_chowdhury_2E
Why did the acid and base hit up BFIT?
-They wanted to become buffer solutions.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:28 pm
by Zara_Joshi_3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:29 pm
by Zara_Joshi_3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:39 pm
by maria_tamondong_1L
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble!! lol

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:41 pm
by Julia Stinnett 2N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:36 pm
by Jennifer_Yee_3I
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:43 pm
by Priscilla_Covarrubias_HL
Organic Chemistry is very hard, I have alkynes trouble.lol

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:01 pm
by Melody Li 2L
Why did the acid go to the gym?
To become a buffer solution.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:15 pm
by Hannah Liu 2A
Q: Are you made of Nickel and Cerium?
A: Because you are NiCe!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:16 pm
by StephZou_2G
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:21 pm
by Hannah Liu 2A
Q: Why is Avogadro so rich?
A: Because he's a multi-mole-ionaire!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:37 pm
by sheilaho_1E
What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?

Methylated Spirits.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:57 pm
by Calvin Huang 3D
A physicist and a biologist went on a date.

It did not go well as there was no chemistry.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:00 am
by Tiffany Jeng 1L
hahahahhaha