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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hfrazer1B » Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:36 am

Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hfrazer1B » Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:37 am

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janet Pham 1B » Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:46 am

Chair and boat conformations
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arshia_Sabir_3E » Tue Mar 14, 2017 8:40 am

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Desiree Martin 2A » Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:26 am

Chemistry Joke :)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annie Tagvoryan 3A » Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:34 am

carbon !!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hfrazer1B » Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:07 am

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hfrazer1B » Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:08 am

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hafsa_zulfiqar_1j » Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:16 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Molika Soben_3J » Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:25 pm

As our final is getting closer, I wish everyone good luck and
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:54 pm

Did you know protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Keitty_Calderon_1C » Tue Mar 14, 2017 3:13 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby a_jeny2E » Tue Mar 14, 2017 3:39 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia_Wenzel_1E » Tue Mar 14, 2017 3:59 pm

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date...

it went OK

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Postby Jennifer Ngo 1M » Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:20 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:03 pm

Don't be pH>7

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lexy Swenson 1F » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:14 pm

You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.
How Ionic.

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great day rates, Even better NO3's"

What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
Au Revoir

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kirsten Bermudo 1O » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:17 pm

Organic chemistry is so hard, people who take the course go through alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby tpat14 » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:42 pm

You must be a good benzene ring because you smell pleasantly aromatic.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby tpat14 » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:44 pm

You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Libbyfidel_1E » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:47 pm

Are you on spring break yet?
Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SarahTian3k » Tue Mar 14, 2017 6:58 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Colette Ussery 3L » Tue Mar 14, 2017 6:59 pm

I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones ARGON.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Palmquist_Sierra_2N » Tue Mar 14, 2017 7:01 pm

Whats the sluttiest element?
Carbon because it bonds with basically everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abbey Kerscher 3O » Tue Mar 14, 2017 7:03 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy_Hyun_2K » Tue Mar 14, 2017 8:56 pm

Wanna hear a jokes about sodium?

Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:59 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204639491 » Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:00 pm

I don't trust atoms I hear the make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204639491 » Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:02 pm

I have my chemistry jokes.

I am just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204639491 » Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:03 pm

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date.....

It went OK

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:06 pm

Q: Why did the hipster chemist get burned?
A: Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melissa Van Pell 2I » Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:24 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Valeria Quintana 1G » Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:18 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Celine_Ngo_3L » Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:19 pm

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Jaret Nishikawa
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaret Nishikawa » Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:08 am

I heard Nitrogen and Oxygen went on a date... it was NO good

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaret Nishikawa » Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:11 am

My roommate's name is Gold, Sulfur, Titanium, Nitrogen... AuSTiN lol

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaret Nishikawa » Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:12 am

What did bromine say to oxygen after they haven't seen each other in years?

BrO how are you I haven't seen you in years!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby helen_bui_2G » Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:47 am

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:13 am

Did you know protons have mass? I didn't even know they were religious.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah Meacham 2A » Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:05 am

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason_Hong_2J » Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:01 am

What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 304779711 » Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:16 am

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 304779711 » Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:18 am

The cation ions are pawsitive....

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 304779711 » Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:19 am

I have many chemistry jokes... I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexxa_Vasquez_3B » Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:20 am

All of these chem jokes are killing me, I'm diene

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexxa_Vasquez_3B » Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:23 am

free the elephant, or free energy?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby stuart_key_3E » Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:18 pm

You can freeze yourself at -273°C and still be 0K

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby stuart_key_3E » Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:21 pm

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Febreeze

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Postby Jessica De Anda 2C » Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:23 pm

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Postby Morgan_McMasters_3A » Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:32 pm

Organic Chem humor
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Zeng_3G » Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:46 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory retrievers!

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Postby Gus_Guinto_2F » Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:07 pm

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Postby alliedavis » Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:47 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jane Sin 3A » Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:08 pm

Q: How many physical chemists does it take to wash a beaker?
A: None. that’s what organic chemists are for!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Faizal_Mamani_1F » Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:28 pm

A chemistry lab is like a big party....

Some Drop Acid,
Others Drop The Base!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mimi_Giang_1F » Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:29 pm

Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Faizal_Mamani_1F » Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:29 pm

I hate it when people text me 'K'

Like I'm not in the mood to talk about Potassium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Faizal_Mamani_1F » Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:34 pm

Wanna hear a joke about element 116?

Uuh...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Asha_Isse_1N » Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:36 pm

Yesterday I told a chem joke at a party, but it got no reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Asha_Isse_1N » Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:40 pm

one hydrogen atom says to another, "I think I lost an electron!"
the other states, "Are you sure?"
"i'm positive"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204781248 » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:15 pm

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204781248 » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:18 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said "NaBrO"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hfrazer1B » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:40 pm

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hfrazer1B » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:40 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hernandez_3L » Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:11 pm

Id be a terrible photon because i cant travel light.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Chang_1G » Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:15 pm

Since Easter is coming soon...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Taravat_Lakzian_1C » Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:22 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lindsey Lill » Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:48 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristinaN1L » Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:51 pm

Learning about isomers and conformations of cyclohexane
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nicholas Appel 1F » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:12 pm

What did the nitrogen say when it got set up with oxygen for a date?

NO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:06 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:07 pm

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:07 pm

What do dipoles say in passing? "Have you got a moment?"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby msrivastava_ » Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:43 pm

Q: How many moles are in a bowl of guacamole?

A: Avocado's number

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lillian_Lai_1K » Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:58 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.

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Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:41 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Park_DoHy_2F » Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:09 pm

Wait, I just all the chemistry jokes are argon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:46 am

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAg

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:47 am

Q: What do you call a scientific plant?
A: Chemis-tree

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Postby ibukunolabinjo_3J » Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:49 am

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Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:50 am

You R-O-R' get organic chemistry jokes, or you don't.

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Postby Erika Gonzalez 1F » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:13 am

Jokes about Heavy elements? All I could think of was U

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Postby Emily_Bloom_1I » Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:07 am

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Postby Diana_Visco_1l » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:11 am

Some simple, yet enjoyable jokes:

Every dipole has its moments.

It takes alkynes to make a world!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vannahyazon 1L » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:34 am

FOR ALL THOSE WHO'VE TAKEN 14BL/WILL TAKE IT

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vannahyazon 1L » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:39 am

I wonder if anyone in the UCLA Chem Community can confirm.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:09 am

"love is in the air" Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon dioxide are in the air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lauren Wong 3K » Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:09 pm

Q: What would you call a clown in jail?
A: Silicon (Silly Con)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Josue_Marin_3I » Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:57 pm

What do you call an acid with attitude?


-A-mean-oh-acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:05 pm

The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The optimist sees the glass as half full. The scientist sees the glass as completely full - half full of liquid, and half full of gas!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby gingy 1K » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:08 pm

lol
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby gingy 1K » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:08 pm

literally me
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Postby gingy 1K » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:09 pm

just a question...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby gingy 1K » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:10 pm

this was definitely my thoughts coming into class
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby gingy 1K » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:10 pm

its a once in a lifetime thing
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby gingy 1K » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:12 pm

lol and i'm still struggling
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