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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:33 am
by Adam Perez
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:36 am
by hfrazer1B
Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:37 am
by hfrazer1B
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:46 am
by Janet Pham 1B
Chair and boat conformations

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 8:40 am
by Arshia_Sabir_3E
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:26 am
by Desiree Martin 2A
Chemistry Joke :)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:34 am
by Annie Tagvoryan 3A
carbon !!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:07 am
by hfrazer1B
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:08 am
by hfrazer1B
Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:16 pm
by hafsa_zulfiqar_1j
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:25 pm
by Molika Soben_3J
As our final is getting closer, I wish everyone good luck and

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:54 pm
by Ting Zheng 3L
Did you know protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 3:13 pm
by Keitty_Calderon_1C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 3:39 pm
by a_jeny2E
What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 3:59 pm
by Julia_Wenzel_1E
Oxygen and Potassium went on a date...

it went OK

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:20 pm
by Jennifer Ngo 1M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:03 pm
by Tyler_Vellozzi_3E
Don't be pH>7

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:14 pm
by Lexy Swenson 1F
You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.
How Ionic.

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great day rates, Even better NO3's"

What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
Au Revoir

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:17 pm
by Kirsten Bermudo 1O
Organic chemistry is so hard, people who take the course go through alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:42 pm
by tpat14
You must be a good benzene ring because you smell pleasantly aromatic.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:44 pm
by tpat14
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:47 pm
by Libbyfidel_1E
Are you on spring break yet?
Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 6:58 pm
by SarahTian3k
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 6:59 pm
by Colette Ussery 3L
I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones ARGON.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 7:01 pm
by Palmquist_Sierra_2N
Whats the sluttiest element?
Carbon because it bonds with basically everything

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 7:03 pm
by Abbey Kerscher 3O
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 8:56 pm
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Wanna hear a jokes about sodium?

Na.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:59 pm
by Balint Nagy 3C
Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:00 pm
by 204639491
I don't trust atoms I hear the make up everything.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:02 pm
by 204639491
I have my chemistry jokes.

I am just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:03 pm
by 204639491
Oxygen and Potassium went on a date.....

It went OK

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:06 pm
by Michael_Zhang_1J
Q: Why did the hipster chemist get burned?
A: Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:24 pm
by Melissa Van Pell 2I
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:54 pm
by Natalie_Hardiman_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:11 pm
by Celine_Ngo_3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:18 pm
by Valeria Quintana 1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:19 pm
by Celine_Ngo_3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:08 am
by Jaret Nishikawa
I heard Nitrogen and Oxygen went on a date... it was NO good

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:11 am
by Jaret Nishikawa
My roommate's name is Gold, Sulfur, Titanium, Nitrogen... AuSTiN lol

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:12 am
by Jaret Nishikawa
What did bromine say to oxygen after they haven't seen each other in years?

BrO how are you I haven't seen you in years!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:47 am
by helen_bui_2G
Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:13 am
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Did you know protons have mass? I didn't even know they were religious.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:05 am
by Hannah Meacham 2A
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:01 am
by Jason_Hong_2J
What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:16 am
by 304779711
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:18 am
by 304779711
The cation ions are pawsitive....

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:19 am
by 304779711
I have many chemistry jokes... I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:20 am
by Alexxa_Vasquez_3B
All of these chem jokes are killing me, I'm diene

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:23 am
by Alexxa_Vasquez_3B
free the elephant, or free energy?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:18 pm
by stuart_key_3E
You can freeze yourself at -273°C and still be 0K

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:21 pm
by stuart_key_3E
What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Febreeze

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:23 pm
by Jessica De Anda 2C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:32 pm
by Morgan_McMasters_3A
Organic Chem humor

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:46 pm
by Jessica_Zeng_3G
What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory retrievers!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:07 pm
by Gus_Guinto_2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:47 pm
by alliedavis
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:08 pm
by Jane Sin 3A
Q: How many physical chemists does it take to wash a beaker?
A: None. that’s what organic chemists are for!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:28 pm
by Faizal_Mamani_1F
A chemistry lab is like a big party....

Some Drop Acid,
Others Drop The Base!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:29 pm
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:29 pm
by Faizal_Mamani_1F
I hate it when people text me 'K'

Like I'm not in the mood to talk about Potassium!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:34 pm
by Faizal_Mamani_1F
Wanna hear a joke about element 116?

Uuh...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:36 pm
by Asha_Isse_1N
Yesterday I told a chem joke at a party, but it got no reaction

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:40 pm
by Asha_Isse_1N
one hydrogen atom says to another, "I think I lost an electron!"
the other states, "Are you sure?"
"i'm positive"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:15 pm
by 204781248
Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:18 pm
by 204781248
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said "NaBrO"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:40 pm
by hfrazer1B
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:40 pm
by hfrazer1B
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:11 pm
by Kimberly_Hernandez_3L
Id be a terrible photon because i cant travel light.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:15 pm
by Jessica_Chang_1G
Since Easter is coming soon...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:22 pm
by Taravat_Lakzian_1C
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:48 pm
by Lindsey Lill
Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:51 pm
by ChristinaN1L
Learning about isomers and conformations of cyclohexane
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:12 pm
by Nicholas Appel 1F
What did the nitrogen say when it got set up with oxygen for a date?

NO

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:06 pm
by Tania_Torres_3O
Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:07 pm
by Tania_Torres_3O
Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:07 pm
by Tania_Torres_3O
What do dipoles say in passing? "Have you got a moment?"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:43 pm
by msrivastava_
Q: How many moles are in a bowl of guacamole?

A: Avocado's number

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:58 pm
by Lillian_Lai_1K
Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:41 pm
by Hannah Liu 2A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:09 pm
by Park_DoHy_2F
Wait, I just all the chemistry jokes are argon!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:46 am
by Christian Hardoy 3F
Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAg

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:47 am
by Christian Hardoy 3F
Q: What do you call a scientific plant?
A: Chemis-tree

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:49 am
by ibukunolabinjo_3J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:50 am
by Christian Hardoy 3F
You R-O-R' get organic chemistry jokes, or you don't.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:00 am
by Matthew_Vargas_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:13 am
by Erika Gonzalez 1F
Jokes about Heavy elements? All I could think of was U

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:07 am
by Emily_Bloom_1I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:11 am
by Diana_Visco_1l
Some simple, yet enjoyable jokes:

Every dipole has its moments.

It takes alkynes to make a world!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:34 am
by vannahyazon 1L
FOR ALL THOSE WHO'VE TAKEN 14BL/WILL TAKE IT

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:39 am
by vannahyazon 1L
I wonder if anyone in the UCLA Chem Community can confirm.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:09 am
by Tyler_Vellozzi_3E
"love is in the air" Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon dioxide are in the air.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:09 pm
by Lauren Wong 3K
Q: What would you call a clown in jail?
A: Silicon (Silly Con)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:57 pm
by Josue_Marin_3I
What do you call an acid with attitude?


-A-mean-oh-acid

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:05 pm
by Hannah Liu 2A
The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The optimist sees the glass as half full. The scientist sees the glass as completely full - half full of liquid, and half full of gas!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:08 pm
by gingy 1K
lol

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:08 pm
by gingy 1K
literally me

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:09 pm
by gingy 1K
just a question...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:10 pm
by gingy 1K
this was definitely my thoughts coming into class

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:10 pm
by gingy 1K
its a once in a lifetime thing

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:12 pm
by gingy 1K
lol and i'm still struggling