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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:23 am
by Hanan_Kashkoul_1O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:24 am
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:25 am
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:26 am
by Hanan_Kashkoul_1O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:11 am
by Alex_Wagas_3K
I would like to apologize for not adding more jokes, but I only post them periodically

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:29 am
by Bailey_Osborne_3A
What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:31 am
by Bailey_Osborne_3A
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes out?

It becomes daytrogen.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:39 am
by Bailey_Osborne_3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:40 am
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:47 am
by Amber_Candelaria_1D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:58 am
by Grace 3G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:37 pm
by arsalzaheer2L
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:18 pm
by Laura_funes_1j
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:03 pm
by Madison Juul 1D
Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:07 pm
by alvarado_natalie_2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:22 pm
by Amanda_Ye_1G
Me last Wednesday :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:53 pm
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Words of wisdom ;D

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:55 pm
by Abishek 3K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:56 pm
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Q: Did you hear that joke from sodium?

A: Na.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:16 pm
by Raj Susarla 3I
Get it?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:25 pm
by Hyun Young Lee 2H
Q.Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

A. They bonded well from the minute they met.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:27 pm
by Hyun Young Lee 2H
Diene. ha.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:30 pm
by Tamara_Torosyan_1J
:)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 4:35 pm
by Sally_Tu_1H
Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 4:38 pm
by isabelle ruedisueli 1j
What does one say when they spill nail polish remover?
I must a-ce-tone for my sins.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 4:57 pm
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 5:02 pm
by Annie_Amundson_1L
Q: What is a functional group's favorite game to play?

A: Aldehyde and seek

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 5:02 pm
by Anika_Desar_3N
HAHAH

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 6:07 pm
by Samya Konda 2I
What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh Acid

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 6:54 pm
by JoAnna Yortiss 2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:18 pm
by Shelley Pi 1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:03 pm
by Anisha Patel 1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:12 pm
by Diego Cortez 2J
What's more fire than Drake's new album...
Chemistry Community

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:26 pm
by BiancaDang3H
I wish you were Avogadro so I'd know your number already.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:29 pm
by Billy Ngoy 2I
Q: How often do chemistry students study before an exam?

A: Periodically.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:36 pm
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:49 pm
by Michael Sparks 2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:50 pm
by Aditya Mamtora 2C
H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? — H2O cubed

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:50 pm
by Aditya Mamtora 2C
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:52 pm
by Aditya Mamtora 2C
How does an electron sounds when it falls on the ground?


Planck!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:56 pm
by Ian Brown 1K
What show do Cesium and Iodine like to watch together?

CSI

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:27 pm
by Ethan_Kato_1D
Gold strolls into a chemical bar. The bartender yells "Ay you! Get outta here!" (Get it, AU?)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:28 pm
by Hannah Liu 2A
Q: What type of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:29 pm
by Xinyi_Yan_3L
"This is a favored process, but with a high energy barrier."
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:48 pm
by Tiffany Jeng 1L
b/c K = potassium

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:49 pm
by Meera McAdam 1C
snacking on cyclohexanes while watching lavelle's lectures

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:07 pm
by Brandon Han 3H
What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:28 pm
by marinarosebrock
What did one dipole say to another in passing?
Have you got a moment?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:33 pm
by Chanvir_Singh_3E
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:43 pm
by JoseMAvila15
Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:44 pm
by JoseMAvila15
Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:47 pm
by Rory_Grant_3E
Thought this one was funny.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:51 pm
by Asha_Isse_1N
I don't know what to post, all the good chemistry jokes argon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:51 pm
by JoseMAvila15
Why do white bears disolve in water?
Because they are polar.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:53 pm
by ryan_chowdhury_2E
What u call a gang of protein bullies?
Amine group

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:53 pm
by JoseMAvila15
Got mole problems?
Call Avogadro at 602-1023

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:54 pm
by Asha_Isse_1N
What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Fe-breeze

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:55 pm
by JoseMAvila15
What do dipoles say when passing by?
"Do you got a moment?"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:55 pm
by F Rios 3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:13 pm
by Samantha_Leong_3K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:22 pm
by Sydniespore
Tetrafluoride lol

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:36 pm
by alvarado_natalie_2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:50 pm
by Felicia Zhang 2J
What is a king's farts?


A Noble gas. :)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:52 pm
by Felicia Zhang 2J
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:44 am
by Sanjay_Kumar_2J
a joke 4 ur entertainment

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:47 am
by Alexma 3A
/\ /\
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The Ether Bunny
What is the name of this molecule:
bunny-O-bunny

A: "ether bunny"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:49 am
by Sanjay_Kumar_2J
anotha one

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:50 am
by Sanjay_Kumar_2J
What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A Salt.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:51 am
by Sanjay_Kumar_2J
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help carrying his luggage. He says, "No. I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:52 am
by z_hernandez_loza_3J
Avogadro's Number...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:53 am
by z_hernandez_loza_3J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:56 am
by Nathan Wise 2C
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:58 am
by Nathan Wise 2C
Oxygen and Potassium? They're OK

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:00 am
by Felicia Zhang 2J
a joke

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:01 am
by Nathan Wise 2C
Why do chemistry professors always teach about ammonia?
Because its basic material.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:03 am
by Nathan Wise 2C
Did you hear that Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up?
Now they're great alloys against crime.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:06 am
by Nathan Wise 2C
Did you know there are Avocado's number of molecules in guacamole?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:13 am
by TiengTum2D
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:42 am
by Jand474
how about them chemical workers...are they unionized?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:44 am
by Jand474
what is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
Polar bond

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:16 am
by Milan M
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:23 am
by syun3c
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:32 am
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:33 am
by Rachel Caprini 1E
A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:33 am
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:34 am
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:37 am
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:37 am
by Rachel Caprini 1E
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:08 am
by Melissa Ledesma 2B
:)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:07 am
by AJ Garalza 2E
Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:08 am
by AJ Garalza 2E
Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:08 am
by AJ Garalza 2E
Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:08 am
by AJ Garalza 2E
Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
A: A KNiFe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:09 am
by AJ Garalza 2E
Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
A: its CoRnY

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:09 am
by AJ Garalza 2E
Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:09 am
by AJ Garalza 2E
Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:10 am
by AJ Garalza 2E
Q: What did you do with Element 43 last night?
A: None of your Bismuth

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:10 am
by AJ Garalza 2E
Q: What is the TV show that cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:25 am
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
What do you call a tooth suspended in a liter of water?
A 1 molar solution

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:35 am
by Teja_Kadali_3A
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