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Postby Eli Pazol 2F » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:29 am

trying not to worry about the final
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Postby Kelly Ortega 1K » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:33 am

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jared Gao 3G » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:20 am

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ishita_Dubey_2D » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:55 am

Have you heard about the chemist reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:08 am

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ishita_Dubey_2D » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:10 am

What show do Cesium and Iodine love watching together?

CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ishita_Dubey_2D » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:12 am

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules so excited when he left the bar?

He got Avogadro's number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ishita_Dubey_2D » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:13 am

What's the name of James Bond's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ishita_Dubey_2D » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:18 am

What does Silver say to Gold after he walks up to him at the bar?

AU, get outta here!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Johnson 1D » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:42 am

Why are chemists great at solving problems?

They have all the solutions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Johnson 1D » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:43 am

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Johnson 1D » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:43 am

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

Fe-Breeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:47 am

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian_Mena_1J » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:50 am

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Postby katherine_r » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:31 pm

Q: How did the hipster chemist burn his hand?
A: He picked up his beaker before it was cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Avery_E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:33 pm

happy finals week
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby katherine_r » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:35 pm

If a bear in Yosemite and one in Alaska both fall into water, which one will dissolve faster?

The Alaskan one, because it's polar.

Good luck on finals everyone!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony Cannizzaro 3J » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:36 pm

A graduated cylinder and a dropout cylinder.
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Postby ibukunolabinjo_3J » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:44 pm

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Postby Diana_OToole_1F » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:56 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Gentry 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:09 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Song 2M » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:13 pm

You want a joke?

... Well you're not getting one

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anwar Harb 3H » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:48 pm

what do you call an acid with an attitude?

a mean oh acid

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Postby Helen 3C » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:56 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anwar Harb 3H » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:58 pm

what does a western hat look like?

if you're not in ochem it looks like a normal hat
if you are in ochem then it looks like a free energy diagram

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Park_DoHy_2F » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:02 pm

I wish I can tell a joke but they argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:16 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
A: CHoCoLaTe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:17 pm

Q: What two elements do sheep yell out when happy?
A: BaH

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:17 pm

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:18 pm

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Fe-breeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:18 pm

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:19 pm

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AJ Garalza 2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:20 pm

Q: What does Silver say to Gold after he walks up to him at the bar?
A: AU, get outta here!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zara_Joshi_3L » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:22 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby wesley hardin » Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:33 pm

Biggest joke of Chem 14B: 2C on Chem 14B Final.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby wesley hardin » Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:38 pm

Don't tell jokes to noble gases----you won't get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Trisha Kurup 2A » Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:47 pm

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy_Hyun_2K » Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:53 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arianna_Mandelli_3C » Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:19 pm

Q: What two elements do sheep yell out when happy?
A: BaH

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Harmeet_Kaur_2D » Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:21 pm

Chemists are bad at telling jokes...

They lack the element of surprise.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby dayannaramirez_1J » Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:51 pm

What do organic chemists sing for around the Christmas tree?

"O CHEMISTREE, O CHEMISTREE"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sascha_Clark_4I » Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:06 pm

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaz_Y_1H » Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:43 pm

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I hope the Final exam went well for everyone! Have a nice Spring Break :)

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Postby Simran Brar 1J » Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:44 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachel_john » Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:50 pm

what happens to nitrogen as the sun rises?.. It becomes daytrogen! lol

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Postby Eugenia Kwon 3O » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:01 pm

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Postby Jenny_Luu_2A » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:11 pm

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shivali_Raja_3K » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:11 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Faizal_Mamani_1F » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:14 pm

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jenny_Luu_2A » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:20 pm

Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jenny_Luu_2A » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:25 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jenny_Luu_2A » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:26 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ckim_1I » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:31 pm

All the women, put your hands up!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jenny_Luu_2A » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:32 pm

Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jenny_Luu_2A » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:35 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

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Postby ckim_1I » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:37 pm

YES PLEASE
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Postby ckim_1I » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:37 pm

savage pt1
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Postby ckim_1I » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:38 pm

Savage pt2
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasleen Kaur 1J » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:42 pm

A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks "Can i help you with any luggage?" The photon replies "I don't have any. I'm traveling light."

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Postby Sahil Sharma 2J » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:48 pm

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

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Postby Zoe Robertson 2H » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:51 pm

relatable
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Postby Mindy Zhang 3F » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:54 pm

Q: Where does the German chemistry teacher put the used batteries of an electrolytic experiment?
A: In the zinc!

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Postby Eugenia Kwon 3O » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:54 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:56 pm

Q: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

A: Because it was a polar bear.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:57 pm

Q: Why is chemistry so hard?

A: Because you have to solve alkynes of problems.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:00 pm

Person 1: Soooo......what do you do with a sick chemist?

Person 2: You barium?

Person 1: Nooooooo D: That's way too soon. You've gotta try to helium, and then you try to curium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexa_Kwang_1D » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:01 pm

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
A salt

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julianne_Zingmond_1E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:06 pm

I saw someone run away with my gold, so I shouted "Hey! AU!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Geovanni_Suarez_3A » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:13 pm

I ran out of chemistry jokes... I should ZINC of a new one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy_Hyun_2K » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:15 pm

What religion are protons?

Catholic, because they have mass.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alyssa_Wieand_2G » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:58 pm

why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they are much cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:59 pm

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What in chair confirmation???

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Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:05 pm

Q: What does a teary-eyed Santa say???

A: HOH, HOH, HOH!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 004599434 » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:05 pm

I don't trust atoms I heard they make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sophie_Ahmad_2F » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:08 pm

I tell chemistry jokes periodically but there is usually no reaction lol

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Postby 904779609 » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:17 pm

My current favorite chem joke:

My final grade!

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Postby divya_devineni_2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:21 pm

Chemistry puts the "cation" in education

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Postby divya_devineni_2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:22 pm

It takes alkynes to make a world.

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Postby divya_devineni_2E » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:23 pm

Any jokes about sodium? Na

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Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:26 pm

What crime show do cesium and iodine love watching together?

A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aya_Elarid_2H » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:39 pm

Q:Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael Sparks 2F » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:48 pm

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A Polar Bear!

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Postby Chris Yeh 3D » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:50 pm

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Postby Omeed_Partovi_1L » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:53 pm

Have you heard about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-he just couldn't put it down!

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Postby HarshiniMuthukumar3N » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:58 pm

Q: How ugly is your mom? A: Even Fluorine won't bind to her!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cris-1C » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:03 pm

What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises?

It becomes Daytrogen!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Novelpreet_Boparai1N » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:03 pm

If a king farts, is it noble gas???

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Postby Luigivar 2F » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:04 pm

What's the difference between Chemistry and Cooking?
You should never lick the spoon in chemistry!

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Postby KylaTenido1G » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:04 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby jonathanshi_1A » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:06 pm

If H2O is water, and H2O2 is peroxide, what is H2O4?
Drinking

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy_Hyun_2K » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:12 pm

If a king farts, is it noble gas???

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Postby Wenqian_Deng_1L » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:18 pm

Why do aromatics belong in the nuthouse?

Because they are CYCLO. hahahahahah rip lol.

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Postby Makenna Vulgas 1G » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:21 pm

Q: What is the name of the molecule bunny-O-bunny?
A: An ether bunny

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Susanne_Taavitsa_2J » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:25 pm

How to play Draw Something after chem 14b
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon_Wu_2L » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:26 pm

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