Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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[Antonio_Zenteno_4E]

What's the most boring element on the periodic table?

a BORon

[Madeline Fox 2B]

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[swatiperepa]

Where does the German chemistry teacher put the used batteries of an electrolytic experiment?


In the zinc. :)

[Rishi_Kayathi_1E]

You're Berryllium Gold Titanium Flourine Uranium Lithium (Be Au Ti F U Li) dressed.

[Toby Lin 1J]

I need this T-shirt...

[Flamingos 3L]

Here ya go!

An organic chemist, an analytical chemist, and a physical chemist are asked if a certain horse will win the race. The organic chemist asks what the horse has been eating and drugs given to it. The analytical chemist asks for the makeup of the track and mud. The physical chemist starts with "If we assume that the horse is a sphere..."

[904605949]

[Aneri Chouhan]

Q: What did Drake say to Rihanna?
A: I've got my ion you

[Ashley Bertholf 1E]

Don't trust atoms... They make up everything!

[Nathan Mallipeddi 2H]

What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.

[Tamara_Torosyan_1J]

Q: How many moles are in a guacamole?
A: Avocado's number

Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel, and iron?
A: A KNiFe

Q: Hey is silicon the same in Spanish?
A: Si

It's good to keep a positive attitude and not have an electron cloud hanging over your head.

[K Phelan 3D]

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

[Sonia_Lele_2K]

What kind of sandwich is made of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na salad

[Anisha Patel 1G]

I tell bad chemistry jokes periodically.

[Ivy Kwok 2I]

Q: What's the significance of "NaCl/NaOH" in the context of video games?
A: Your base is under a salt (assault)!

[Kimberly_Hoh_2A]

Q: What do you get when you combine sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG

[804748473]

I have many chemistry jokes ... I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction

[sboutros2B]

What do you do with a dead chemist?
-Barium

[Balint Nagy 3C]

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery.

[AngelicaAquino_2I]

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO (little throwback to quiz 1)

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

[lena1217]

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze

Q: Why can atoms not be trusted?
A: Because they make up everything!

[Justin_Bueno_2O]

Chemistry

[Amy_Dixon_1I]

If I don't have enough acid in my system, I can be pretty basic.

[Priscilla_Covarrubias_HL]

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

[Victoria Vu 3L]

What's the difference between cooking and chemistry? In chemistry you cant lick the spoon.

[Samantha_Leong_3K]

[F Rios 3E]

[Emma Dawson 1H]

Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over. The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg replies "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was." The cop begins to be suspicious and proceeds to search the car.
Upon opening the trunk he exclaims "Hey, you have a dead cat back here." to which Schrodinger replies "Well now I do! Thanks."

[emmajanibekyan_4I]

How easy is chemistry? Easy px, py, pz!

[sheilaho_1E]

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

[Paul Ndawula 1D]

Did you hear about the guy who's temperature got down to absolute zero?....

Don't worry, he's 0 K.

[Arianna Brooks 4A]

What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2

[Ann Zhang_1M]

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

[Ariana Murillo 2O]

Thank you for all the jokes. Great way to take a break from studying for chem! Keep it up! :)

[Haoqing Li 3E]

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

A: SWAG

Lol

[Ting Zheng 3L]

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
... It went OK.

[Alexander Chen 3N]

Chemistry version of Pen Pineapple Apple Pen. So dumb, yet so funny!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqL75fASb6U

[004599434]

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe :)

[Nikki Nguyen 2N]

What two elements do sheep belt when happy?
BaH

[Rachelle_Stark_3H]

Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.

[Andy Chen 3L]

Q: Do you want to hear a banana joke?

A: K

[Navi Sidhu 1F]

Why did carbon marry hydrogen?
They bonded really well from the moment they met.

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Hydrogen walks into a bar and has a seat next to Iron(II) Oxide. They strike up a casual conversation about movies. Hydrogen then asks Iron(II) Oxide what's you're favorite movie of all time? That's easy he replies, Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.

[Sascha_Clark_4I]

Which electrons are the tastiest?

Pi Electrons!

[Christopher_Reyes_4I]

I'm pretty bad at telling jokes...

[melissagonzalez1c]

[Ethan_Kato_1D]

Joke 1: Is silicon the same in Spanish?
Answer: Si

Joke 2: I blew up my chemistry experiment...
OXIDANTS HAPPEN

Joke 3: I think I've Lost an Electron... In fact I'm Positive

[Michael_Zhang_1J]

I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones [Ar] taken.

[Julianne Seog 3K]

If a King farts.... is it a Noble gas?

[Madeline Guajardo 3J]

Just sayin'

[Annah Khan 1B]

Q: What is the chemical formula for coffee?
A: CoFe2

[ginnyyao1L]

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[Hannah_Johnson1L]

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

[Alexa_Kwang_1D]

What did the student who failed chemistry say?
If I had electrons I would have an octet because I don't do chemistry.

[Katelynn Luansing 2B]

My date this Friday was kind of like Oxygen and Potassium... it was OK.

[William_Yi_3B]

what did the atom say to the other when stealing a electron
Bromine

[Chigozie_Nnoruka_1K]

What Is A Chemist’s Favorite Plant?.....STOICHIOME-TREE

[Theresa_Trieu_2G]

[Yasmine Choroomi 2C]

I heard oxygen and magnesium are going out and i was like OMg!!!

[Hung_Sabrina_3N]

"Tell me a potassium joke!"
"K"

[Jessica Huang 1M]

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne

[Deen Tar]

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Febreeze.

[Tyler_Vellozzi_3E]

What's the matter? Everything. Everything is matter.

[Chaoyi_He_3H]

[Hanan_Kashkoul_1O]

Too cute not to share. :)

[Tiffany Wee 2D]

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15°C and still be 0k?

[804780590]

What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes out?
It becomes daytrogen.

[TramHo2G]

A chemistry teacher was berating her students for not learning the Periodic Table of Elements.
She said, "Why when I was your age, I knew both their names and weights."
One kid popped up, "Yeah, but teacher, there were so few of them back then."

[Julia Stinnett 2N]

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

[SarahTian3k]

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

[Alex Phu 2c]

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

[Aneri Suthar]

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge"

[Caresse_Zhong_2K]

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

[Gianna Zufall 3G]

Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?
To reduce his carbon footprint.

[Tiffany Jeng 1L]

Why are chemists great for solving problems?
They have all the solutions

[Ashley T 2H]

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.

[Ruthie Jia 1L]

Two moles per litre...

[Ishita_Dubey_2D]

Oxygen and Magnesium went out on a date... OMg!!!

[Mirian_Garcia_2G]

[Brian Shih 1J]

You’d think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they’re being friendly, but really they steal each other’s electrons.
How ionic.

[rachel_john]

lol these jokes are (lit)hium!

[Jennifer Ngo 1M]

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?





Because it's in the ground state.

[Claire Vandenberg 4L]

Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
A: its CoRn Y

[Jane Sin 3A]

Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!

[Emily Steele 4J]

[Chin_Alyssa_3I]

CATions

An ion with a PAWS-itive charge

[Minh_Le_3I]

[Samart_Condon_1D]

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!

[Megan_McElfish_3D]

Do you know any jokes about sodium? Na

[hfrazer1B]

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

[Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D]

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0K?

[Anika_Desar_3N]

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

[Shelley Pi 1K]

Q: Do I know the molecular formula for sodium hydride?
A: NaH.

[Shelley Pi 1K]

Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: Have you got a moment?

[Nicholas Appel 1F]

How did the sodium atom feel about donating an electron to the chlorine atom?
Salty.

[Giselle Garcia 1B]

Why are protons so hesitant to love each other?

Because their love is explosive!

(Picture coming soon)

[sheilaho_1E]

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

[Lisbeth Hernandez3L]

"I have a solution".
"Pipette down".

[Abbeyj3I]

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.