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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby juchung7 » Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:14 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:56 am

Water: Hey oil! Wanna hang out?

Oil: Sorry. I can't mix with you guys.

Water: Hydrophobe!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:23 am

If you're serious about chemistry, the only frat you should be thinking about joining is Sig Fig. ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:25 am

I hate bad chemistry jokes. Hearing one really Hz my ears.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:35 am

Chemistry? More like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what's going on...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:39 am

What did the scientist say when he/she found two isotopes of helium? HeHe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:40 am

He/she threw sodium chloride at me! That's a salt!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:43 am

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3's!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Yang 1H » Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:16 pm

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Pre-2012 chemistry joke bruuh :/


Explanation: Uuh (ununhexium) was officially named as Lv (livermorium) in 2012. So sadly we can't make this joke anymore bruuh
https://www.nature.com/articles/nchem.2593

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Steve H » Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:23 pm

What is an isotope?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nienjou Claire 1E » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:42 pm

Q: what kind of dogs do scientists have?
A: laboratory retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shimran Kumar 1C » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:44 pm

I try to tell chemistry jokes, but there's no reaction :'(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby NickNavejas1D » Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:02 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby nikitasridhar_1b » Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:13 pm

what kind of dog do chemists have? laboratory retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:31 pm

I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nandhini_1G » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:48 pm

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jack Dias » Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:27 pm

Two men walk into a chemistry-themed bar. The first man asks for a glass of H2O. The second man says, "I'll have a glass of H20, too". The second man has to go to the hospital.







(H202 aka dihydrogen dioxide aka not actually water the bartender got bamboozled)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jamie Reniva 1J » Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:15 pm

Q: What is the chem formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby melodyso1K » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:14 pm

Argon and Neon walk into a bar during the French Revolution. The bartender said "We don't serve noble gasses here"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sollie1G » Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:45 pm

If Avogadro calls, tell him to leave his number

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AlyssaRivera » Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:44 am

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun Apr 15, 2018 11:14 am

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite. He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nandhini_1G » Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:32 pm

Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nienjou Claire 1E » Sun Apr 15, 2018 8:11 pm

I don't trust atoms...
I heard they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cindy Nguyen 1L » Sun Apr 15, 2018 8:20 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun Apr 15, 2018 8:21 pm

I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cindy Nguyen 1L » Sun Apr 15, 2018 8:23 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cindy Nguyen 1L » Sun Apr 15, 2018 8:24 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun Apr 15, 2018 8:25 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cindy Nguyen 1L » Sun Apr 15, 2018 8:26 pm

People always say all the good chemistry jokes Argon, but NO3-, they're not.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sophie W » Sun Apr 15, 2018 10:37 pm

What's a chemist's dream car?
A Mercedes Benz-ene!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jocelyn1B » Sun Apr 15, 2018 11:00 pm

I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones Argon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:24 pm

How often do I tell chemistry jokes?

Periodically

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:25 pm

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny!

I slapped my neon that one!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:29 pm

A cation is an ion with a paw-sitive charge

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caroline Crotty 1D » Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:41 pm

What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hope_Pham_1G » Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:06 pm

You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you’re a total BaBe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hope_Pham_1G » Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:08 pm

I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out and I was like OMg!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun Apr 22, 2018 5:17 pm

How often do I tell Chemistry jokes?
Periodically!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun Apr 22, 2018 5:22 pm

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sollie1G » Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:04 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

Because it was polar

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mohamad Farhat 1L » Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:45 pm

they say 70% of you is h2o, well the other 30% of me wants2die.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:47 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A 1 molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:10 pm

Q: What kind of dog does a chemist have?
A: A laboratory retriever

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:11 pm

What did one ion say to the other? I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:11 pm

Q: What did one charged atom say to the other?

A: I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:12 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates? Because they're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:18 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:22 pm

What did C14 do for Valentine's Day?

He went carbon dating :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aryana Nazem 1A » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:24 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aryana Nazem 1A » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:27 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MeghetyManoyan1A » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:06 pm

Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brayan Claros » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:18 pm

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MeghetyManoyan1A » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:23 pm

What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
it's CoRnY

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby melodyso1K » Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:17 pm

How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jocelyn1B » Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:43 pm

I have many chemistry jokes.
I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction!

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Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:11 pm

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Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:13 pm

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Postby Jasmine Emtage-1J » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:55 pm

What do chemists use to make guacamole? Avogadros

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby octaviahuang1f » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:33 pm

playground duty :)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nandhini_1G » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:06 pm

What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?
Moleoply

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sollie1G » Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:41 pm

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caitlyn Ponce 1L » Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:24 pm

Are you made up of copper and tellurium? Cause you're really CuTe wow

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angelica Garcia 1-H » Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:12 pm

hahahahah

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jocelyn1B » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:09 pm

I don't trust atoms.
I hear they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MeghetyManoyan1A » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:13 pm

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ElizabethP1L » Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:08 pm

What kind of fish is made up of two sodium atoms?

Answer: 2 NA

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:24 pm

Learning about electrons is exciting. They bring chemistry to a whole new level.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:29 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:31 pm

Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
A: Avocados number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:40 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:45 pm

I tried to make a good chemistry joke...

But there was no reaction :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:48 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium.

What do you do with a wounded chemist?

Helium.

A sick chemist?

Curium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:02 pm

Chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:03 pm

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They always have a solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mohamad 1J » Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:56 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mohamad 1J » Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:57 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mohamad 1J » Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:58 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cindy Nguyen 1L » Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:53 am

How do you find a mole?

Eenie meenie minie mole.

-an original

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MeghetyManoyan1A » Sun May 06, 2018 5:42 pm

What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun May 06, 2018 8:11 pm

You can freeze yourself at -273 degrees celsius and still be 0k.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun May 06, 2018 8:12 pm

My favorite jokes are about Cobalt, Radon, and Yttrium because I love CoRnY chemistry jokes

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Sun May 06, 2018 8:16 pm

What do you call iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun May 06, 2018 8:35 pm

Q: What is a Ochem students favorite kind of plant? A: A chemistree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun May 06, 2018 8:36 pm

Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caroline Crotty 1D » Sun May 06, 2018 10:32 pm

I try to make chemistry jokes, but generally there is no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caroline Crotty 1D » Sun May 06, 2018 10:33 pm

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones "argon".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caroline Crotty 1D » Sun May 06, 2018 10:35 pm

Atom: Oh my gosh I've lost a neutron!

Another atom: Don't worry, you can get a new one "free of charge".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun May 06, 2018 10:39 pm

Chemistry Pickup Line:

Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium?

Because you're BeAuTi-ful

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Postby Nancy Nguyen 1K » Mon May 07, 2018 10:44 am

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This hurt

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sollie1G » Fri May 11, 2018 1:07 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and they ask if he has any luggage.

"No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nandhini_1G » Sun May 13, 2018 1:05 am

Making chemistry puns instead of doing actual work, more like...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun May 13, 2018 7:54 pm

Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe


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