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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:14 am
by juchung7
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:50 am
by Akash_Kapoor_1L
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:56 am
by Kristin Ishaya 1A
Water: Hey oil! Wanna hang out?
Oil: Sorry. I can't mix with you guys.
Water: Hydrophobe!
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:23 am
by Kristin Ishaya 1A
If you're serious about chemistry, the only frat you should be thinking about joining is Sig Fig. ;)
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:25 am
by Kristin Ishaya 1A
I hate bad chemistry jokes. Hearing one really Hz my ears.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:35 am
by Kristin Ishaya 1A
Chemistry? More like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what's going on...
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:39 am
by Kristin Ishaya 1A
What did the scientist say when he/she found two isotopes of helium? HeHe.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:40 am
by Kristin Ishaya 1A
He/she threw sodium chloride at me! That's a salt!
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:43 am
by Kristin Ishaya 1A
A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3's!"
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:16 pm
by Joshua Yang 1H
Pre-2012 chemistry joke bruuh :/
Explanation: Uuh (ununhexium) was officially named as Lv (livermorium) in 2012. So sadly we can't make this joke anymore bruuh
https://www.nature.com/articles/nchem.2593
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:23 pm
by Steve H
What is an isotope?
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:42 pm
by Nienjou Claire 1E
Q: what kind of dogs do scientists have?
A: laboratory retrievers
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:44 pm
by Shimran Kumar 1C
I try to tell chemistry jokes, but there's no reaction :'(
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:02 pm
by nicknavejas1B
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:13 pm
by nikitasridhar_1b
what kind of dog do chemists have? laboratory retrievers
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:31 pm
by Nancy Nguyen 1K
I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 7:48 pm
by Nandhini_2K
Chemistry jokes are sodium funny
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 10:27 pm
by Jack Dias
Two men walk into a chemistry-themed bar. The first man asks for a glass of H2O. The second man says, "I'll have a glass of H20, too". The second man has to go to the hospital.
(H202 aka dihydrogen dioxide aka not actually water the bartender got bamboozled)
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:15 pm
by Jamie Reniva 1J
Q: What is the chem formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:14 pm
by melodyso1K
Argon and Neon walk into a bar during the French Revolution. The bartender said "We don't serve noble gasses here"
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:45 pm
by Sollie1G
If Avogadro calls, tell him to leave his number
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 10:44 am
by AlyssaRivera
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:14 pm
by Ashwin Deena 1L
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite. He said NaBrO
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 6:32 pm
by Nandhini_2K
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:11 pm
by Nienjou Claire 1E
I don't trust atoms...
I heard they make up everything.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:20 pm
by Cindy Nguyen 1L
What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:21 pm
by Ashwin Deena 1L
I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:23 pm
by Cindy Nguyen 1L
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh acid.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:24 pm
by Cindy Nguyen 1L
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:25 pm
by Ani Boyadjian 1A
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:26 pm
by Cindy Nguyen 1L
People always say all the good chemistry jokes Argon, but NO3-, they're not.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 11:37 pm
by Sophie W
What's a chemist's dream car?
A Mercedes Benz-ene!
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:00 am
by Jocelyn1B
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones Argon!
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:24 pm
by Nancy Nguyen 1K
How often do I tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:25 pm
by Nancy Nguyen 1K
Chemistry jokes are sodium funny!
I slapped my neon that one!!!
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:29 pm
by Nancy Nguyen 1K
A cation is an ion with a paw-sitive charge
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:41 pm
by Caroline Crotty 1D
What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:06 pm
by Hope_Pham_1G
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you’re a total BaBe
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:08 pm
by Hope_Pham_1G
I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out and I was like OMg!
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:17 pm
by Ani Boyadjian 1A
How often do I tell Chemistry jokes?
Periodically!
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:22 pm
by Ani Boyadjian 1A
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:04 pm
by Sollie1G
Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:45 pm
by Mohamad Farhat 1L
they say 70% of you is h2o, well the other 30% of me wants2die.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:47 pm
by Ashwin Deena 1L
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A 1 molar solution.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:10 pm
by Nabeeha Khan 1D
Q: What kind of dog does a chemist have?
A: A laboratory retriever
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:11 pm
by Ashwin Deena 1L
What did one ion say to the other? I've got my ion you.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:11 pm
by Nabeeha Khan 1D
Q: What did one charged atom say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:12 pm
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Why do chemists like nitrates? Because they're cheaper than day rates.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:18 pm
by Nabeeha Khan 1D
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:22 pm
by arina_m 1A
What did C14 do for Valentine's Day?
He went carbon dating :)
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:24 pm
by Aryana Nazem 1A
A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge."
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:27 pm
by Aryana Nazem 1A
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:06 pm
by MeghetyManoyan1A
Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state!
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:18 pm
by Brayan Claros
Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:23 pm
by MeghetyManoyan1A
What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
it's CoRnY
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:17 am
by melodyso1K
How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:43 pm
by Jocelyn1B
I have many chemistry jokes.
I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction!
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:11 pm
by Nancy Nguyen 1K
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:12 pm
by Nancy Nguyen 1K
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:13 pm
by Nancy Nguyen 1K
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:55 pm
by Jasmine Emtage-1J
What do chemists use to make guacamole? Avogadros
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:33 pm
by octaviahuang1f
playground duty :)
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:06 pm
by Nandhini_2K
What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?
Moleoply
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 2:41 pm
by Sollie1G
I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon :(
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:24 pm
by Caitlyn Ponce 1L
Are you made up of copper and tellurium? Cause you're really CuTe wow
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:12 pm
by Angelica Garcia 1-H
hahahahah
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:09 pm
by Jocelyn1B
I don't trust atoms.
I hear they make up everything.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:13 pm
by MeghetyManoyan1A
What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2Na
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:08 pm
by ElizabethP1L
What kind of fish is made up of two sodium atoms?
Answer: 2 NA
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:24 pm
by Ani Boyadjian 1A
Learning about electrons is exciting. They bring chemistry to a whole new level.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:29 pm
by Nabeeha Khan 1D
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:31 pm
by Nabeeha Khan 1D
Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
A: Avocados number.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:40 pm
by Nabeeha Khan 1D
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:45 pm
by arina_m 1A
I tried to make a good chemistry joke...
But there was no reaction :(
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:48 pm
by arina_m 1A
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium.
What do you do with a wounded chemist?
Helium.
A sick chemist?
Curium.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:02 pm
by Ani Boyadjian 1A
Chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:03 pm
by Ani Boyadjian 1A
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They always have a solution.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:56 pm
by Mohamad 1J
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:57 pm
by Mohamad 1J
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:58 pm
by Mohamad 1J
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:53 am
by Cindy Nguyen 1L
How do you find a mole?
Eenie meenie minie mole.
-an original
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:30 pm
by Nancy Nguyen 1K
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:31 pm
by Nancy Nguyen 1K
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:32 pm
by Nancy Nguyen 1K
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 6:42 pm
by MeghetyManoyan1A
What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A silicon.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 9:11 pm
by Ashwin Deena 1L
You can freeze yourself at -273 degrees celsius and still be 0k.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 9:12 pm
by Ashwin Deena 1L
My favorite jokes are about Cobalt, Radon, and Yttrium because I love CoRnY chemistry jokes
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 9:16 pm
by Ashwin Deena 1L
What do you call iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 9:35 pm
by Ani Boyadjian 1A
Q: What is a Ochem students favorite kind of plant? A: A chemistree
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 9:36 pm
by Ani Boyadjian 1A
Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 11:32 pm
by Caroline Crotty 1D
I try to make chemistry jokes, but generally there is no reaction.
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 11:33 pm
by Caroline Crotty 1D
I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones "argon".
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 11:35 pm
by Caroline Crotty 1D
Atom: Oh my gosh I've lost a neutron!
Another atom: Don't worry, you can get a new one "free of charge".
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 11:39 pm
by arina_m 1A
Chemistry Pickup Line:
Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium?
Because you're BeAuTi-ful
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon May 07, 2018 11:44 am
by Nancy Nguyen 1K
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon May 07, 2018 11:44 am
by Nancy Nguyen 1K
This hurt
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Mon May 07, 2018 11:45 am
by Nancy Nguyen 1K
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 2:07 pm
by Sollie1G
A photon checks into a hotel and they ask if he has any luggage.
"No, I'm traveling light."
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 2:05 am
by Nandhini_2K
Making chemistry puns instead of doing actual work, more like...
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 8:54 pm
by Ani Boyadjian 1A
Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe