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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MariaJohn1D » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:50 pm

Don't tell jokes to noble gases you'll get no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MariaJohn1D » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:51 pm

A covalent bond joke? Thanks for sharing...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MariaJohn1D » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:52 pm

Do I know any jokes about sodium? Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MariaJohn1D » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:53 pm

If avogadro calls tell him to leave his number...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:05 pm

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:06 pm

My name is Bond
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Covalent Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nabeeha Khan 1D » Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:06 pm

Anyone know any jokes about the element sodium?
Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aryana Nazem 1A » Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:12 pm

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aryana Nazem 1A » Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:12 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby DomMaiorca_1I » Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:29 pm

Did you hear Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?

It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby DomMaiorca_1I » Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:32 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby DomMaiorca_1I » Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:34 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MeghetyManoyan1A » Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:36 pm

What is it called when the Queen of England farts?
A noble gas

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hongtao Yao » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:32 am

Me after taking Chem 14A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MeghetyManoyan1A » Sun Jun 10, 2018 1:45 pm

Which element is the coldest?
Brrryllium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MinyoungHong_1L » Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:30 pm

What kind of fish is made up of two sodium atoms?

2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:25 pm

What do you call an acid with attitude?
A-mean-oh-acid.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204917020 » Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:55 pm

My favorite meme
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:22 pm

OMG I've lost a neutron!
It's ok you can get a new one free of charge.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ani Boyadjian 1A » Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:35 pm

Who's the best at making bad jokes about Iodine and Americium?
I AM

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:53 pm

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

A: two-Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arina_m 1A » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:01 pm

Q: How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

A: Ask how to pronounce the word “unionized”.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley Martinez 1G » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:19 pm

What did the proton say to the electron?

Forget you, why do you always have something negative to say?
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby salvadoralvizo1J » Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:20 pm

A proton walks into a bar. He's visibly depressed and disheveled.

"Why the long face?" the bartender asks.

The proton sighs. "I found out my wife has been unfaithful," he replies.

"How do know?" asks the bartender.

"Well, you see, I've always been faithful to my wife. But just today I got some bad news. I'm HIV positive."

"Oh my [censored], are you sure the prognosis is correct?" he replies.

The lonely man took a swig of his drink. "I'm positive," replied the proton.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby melodyso1K » Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:22 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Salena Chowdri 1I » Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:11 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Salena Chowdri 1I » Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:11 am

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caitlyn Ponce 1L » Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:12 pm

Why did the noble gas cry?
Cause all its friends Argon. i can relate tbh

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mariah Guerrero 1J » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:06 pm

"The name's bond. Sigma bond."
-007

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nandhini_1G » Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:47 pm

Caution don't trip!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Erin Li 1K » Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:16 am

I don't trust atoms...I heard they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby nicolesalcedo » Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:52 am

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JoeyAnn Mateo 1D » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:29 pm

All the good chemistry jokes...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JooHyun Koh 1H » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:27 am

Q: Why do chemistry students do well when working with NaOH?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JooHyun Koh 1H » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:38 pm

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jocelyn1B » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:37 pm

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
Febreeze!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jared Pagal 1J » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:49 pm

Remember, all CATions are PAWsitive! XD

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rosamari Orduna 1D » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:01 pm

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?

...because it's pretty basic stuff

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rosamari Orduna 1D » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:03 pm

Chemistry jokes are Sodiummm funny,
I slapped my Neon that one!

(a realll knee slapper amirite?)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rosamari Orduna 1D » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:09 pm

a s s a u l t e d b y l o v e <3
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:14 pm

A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:15 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:15 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:16 pm

What is the name of the molecule CH2O? Seawater

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:17 pm

What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium? CoRnY.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:18 pm

How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole? Avocados number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:18 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashwin Deena 1L » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:19 pm

What did the chemical agent say? My name is Bond, Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Megan Phan 1K » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:47 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0 K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sollie1G » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:26 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sollie1G » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:27 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sollie1G » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:32 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sollie1G » Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:19 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory retrievers

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Postby Arlene Linares 3A » Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:39 pm

mitalisharma2B wrote:Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!



This one is really funny and creative.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arlene Linares 3A » Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:41 pm

Sollie1G wrote:What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory retrievers


Lol, this one is really good too.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arlene Linares 3A » Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:42 pm

Sollie1G wrote:Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.


AHAH this one is funny as well.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hadji Yono-Cruz 3K » Sun Sep 30, 2018 11:17 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby DavidEcheverri3J » Mon Oct 01, 2018 1:16 pm

Explaining how one side of an equation must equal the other.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nawaphan Watanasirisuk 3B » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:11 pm

How often do I tell chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 4G » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:40 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 4G » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:41 pm

Stop being an anion and start being a cation.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 4G » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:42 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?

A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby DavidEcheverri3J » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:27 pm

Kevin Nguyen 4G wrote:Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

That joke made ABSOLUTE ZERO sense.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby marinhaluza_1 » Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:38 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?


Keep going until you have a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ian Marquez 1L » Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:19 am

What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?

2Na (Tuna)!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1F » Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:32 am

Q: What do you call a clown in prison?
A: A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katie_Duong_3B » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:22 pm

You: Laurence Lavelle
Me, an intellectual: Lawrencium (Lr) LaVelveetaCheese

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mahika_nayak_3L » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:24 pm

I would post something original, but all of the good chemistry jokes Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karla_Ocampo 4E » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:59 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?
"Barium" (Ba)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nicolle Fernandez 3E » Wed Oct 03, 2018 2:06 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:46 pm

Q: Have you heard about the one a chemist that was reading a book about helium?
A: He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:50 pm

I try to tell good chemistry jokes but there's not reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Zhao 4E » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:55 pm

What do you get when you put Avogadro's number in the blender?

GuacaMOLE

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby michellebui_3L » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:45 pm

I can't think of any more chemistry jokes. Because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby michellebui_3L » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:50 pm

What did one ion say to the other ion? I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby michellebui_3L » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:55 pm

All of these chemistry jokes are sodium funny. I slapped my neon all of them.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ronak Singh » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:28 am

Don't trust atoms...they make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby aaronharouni » Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:47 pm

Why aren't there any good chemistry jokes?

Because they all Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ronak Singh » Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:10 pm

I asked the guy next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite.
He said NaBrO.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lydia Luong 3L » Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:22 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby davidbakalov_lec3_3A » Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:40 pm

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cordova 3F » Sat Oct 06, 2018 7:26 pm

Always bring your problems to a chemist, they have all kinds of solutions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cordova 3F » Sat Oct 06, 2018 7:55 pm

Take all the bad chemistry puns and barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MichelleTran3H » Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:39 pm

A chemist and his friend go into a bar. The chemist says "I'll have some h2o, please." His friend says, "I'll have some h2o, too." His friend is now dead.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 1B » Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:34 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 1B » Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:38 pm

Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cong 3C » Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:42 pm

I tried to tell a chemistry joke but it got no reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:11 pm

Where do atoms gather to eat dinner?

The periodic table!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:16 pm

Julia Cheng 1B wrote:Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.


He He ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:02 pm

did you hear the joke about cobalt, radon, and. yttrium?
it was CoRnY

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 404817859 » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:06 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:13 pm

What is an Ochem students favorite kind of plant?
A chemistree!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isabelle_Maletz_3E » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:39 pm

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Takeda 1G » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:53 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Takeda 1G » Sun Oct 07, 2018 11:00 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

LABORATORY RETRIEVERS :)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 3F » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:25 pm

I saw this joke on Twitter and though I'd share it...

Q: Why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it is made up of alkynes of people.

haha, knee slapper!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pipiena Malafu 4G » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:43 pm

Are you the eleventh element of the periodic table because you're sodium fine B-)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaylee Kang 3G » Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:19 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby marinhaluza_1 » Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:08 pm

I don't trust atoms.... I hear they're into everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby marinhaluza_1 » Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:11 pm

Afraid of losing an electron? It's okay, I'll keep an ion it.


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