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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:28 pm

Q: Do you have mole problems?
A: If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yiting_Gong_3A » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:55 pm

I try to tell chemistry jokes, but there's no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shuyi Yu 1B » Sat Oct 13, 2018 5:24 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium and you can't curium then you might as well barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shuyi Yu 1B » Sat Oct 13, 2018 5:25 pm

Do you know any jokes about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shuyi Yu 1B » Sat Oct 13, 2018 5:26 pm

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes

because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cordova 3F » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:13 pm

What would you call a clown in jail? A Silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cordova 3F » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:16 pm

Why did the hipster chemist burn his hand?
He touched the glass before it was cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ElliotPourdavoud 1A » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:34 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?


.....it went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804994652 » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:52 pm

How often do I tell chemistry jokes? periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby davidbakalov_lec3_3A » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:52 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?


Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishalidenton » Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:21 am

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 1B » Sun Oct 14, 2018 1:50 pm

Why are chemists great at solving problems?

They have all the solutions!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 1B » Sun Oct 14, 2018 1:53 pm

I heard organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 4G » Sun Oct 14, 2018 3:44 pm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 4G » Sun Oct 14, 2018 3:45 pm

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 4G » Sun Oct 14, 2018 3:48 pm

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cong 3C » Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:59 pm

Take all your lame chemistry jokes, and Barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MMoreno3K » Sun Oct 14, 2018 5:31 pm

Q: Do you know any organic chemistry jokes?
A: I know Alkynes

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Edward Suarez 1I » Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:57 pm

i try to tell chemistry jokes, but there is no reaction :/

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:05 pm

What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kunseo Yook 2E » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:09 pm

What kind of fish is made up of two sodium atoms?






2NA

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kunseo Yook 2E » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:15 pm

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces?









guaca-mole

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby RandallNeeDis3K » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:17 pm

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium ions?


2 Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nawaphan Watanasirisuk 3B » Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:35 am

You're a 10? On the pH scale maybe, cuz you're basic.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:41 pm

Q: What type of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Tay 3J » Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:34 pm

Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:16 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:16 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:18 pm

Why couldn't the photon go to sleep? Because it was full of energy.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby michellebui_3L » Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:06 pm

Q: When a king farts, what type of gas is it?

A: A noble gas.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby michellebui_3L » Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:17 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he discovered 2 Helium atoms?

A: He He

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby michellebui_3L » Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:19 pm

Q: Why can't we trust atoms?

A: Because they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Becky Belisle 1F » Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:36 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 3F » Tue Oct 16, 2018 5:31 pm

Did you hear the joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
- It was CoRnY

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 3F » Tue Oct 16, 2018 5:33 pm

Did you hear about oxygen's date with potassium?
- It went OK!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 3F » Tue Oct 16, 2018 5:34 pm

Why do chemists find working with ammonia easy?
-Because it's pretty basic stuff!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby michellebui_3L » Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:57 pm

Q: What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A: A mean-oh-acid.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1F » Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:28 pm

One guacamole is 6.022x10^23 guaca; also known as Avacado's constant.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1F » Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:30 pm

What did the scientist say when she found two isotopes of helium?
HeHe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kassidy Tran 1F » Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:33 pm

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
"OH SNaP!" said the bartender.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ethan Nishikawa 4D » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:21 pm

Q: What should you do if nobody laughs at your chemistry jokes?
A: Keep telling them until you get a reaction!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ethan Nishikawa 4D » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:22 pm

Q: Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
A: NaBrO!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ethan Nishikawa 4D » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:24 pm

Q: Did you hear about Potassium's date with Oxygen?
A: Yeah, I heard it went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liza Hayrapetyan-3K » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:42 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby abbydouglas3J » Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:31 pm

Don't trust atoms they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 4G » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:00 pm

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 4G » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:09 pm

Q: Why did the hipster chemist get burned?
A: He touched the beaker for it was cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 4G » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:16 pm

Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 1B » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:39 pm

You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're CuTe!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 1B » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:50 pm

Do you have 11 protons?
Cause you're sodium fine!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 1B » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:51 pm

Why aren't chemists ever able to prank their friends?

Because they lack the element of surprise!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishalidenton » Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:32 am

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?


Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishalidenton » Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:34 am

What is "HIJKLMNO"?


H2O.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cordova 3F » Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:58 am

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cordova 3F » Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:59 am

If H20 is water, what is H204?
Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, a lot of things actually.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cordova 3F » Sun Oct 21, 2018 12:01 pm

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ElliotPourdavoud 1A » Sun Oct 21, 2018 12:32 pm

What is a cation afraid of? A Dogion!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_3L » Sun Oct 21, 2018 5:10 pm

Why shouldn't you trust atoms? They make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby diana_calderon_3L » Sun Oct 21, 2018 5:13 pm

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LedaKnowles4D » Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:49 pm

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?


...because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby davidbakalov_lec3_3A » Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:55 pm

Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela Cong 3C » Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:49 pm

Chemistry? More like Chemystery

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 404817859 » Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:52 pm

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones are Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kunseo Yook 2E » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:40 pm

Why can't you trust atoms?







They make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Luis_Yepez_1F » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:46 pm

Q. What do you do with a dead chemist?
A. You Barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kunseo Yook 2E » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:49 pm

If H20 is the chemical formula for water, what is the formula for ice?







H20 cubed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kunseo Yook 2E » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:51 pm

What did the two scientists that fell in love say to each other?




We have a lot of chemistry.

Claire Aseremo 1D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:21 pm

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:22 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:23 pm

What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydney Takeda 1G » Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:41 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Tue Oct 23, 2018 4:31 pm

How about the chemical workers are they unIONized ?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pooja Sheladiya 1L » Tue Oct 23, 2018 4:32 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jim Brown 14ALec4 » Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:47 pm

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salttime

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishalidenton » Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:16 am

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table


...but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishalidenton » Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:16 am

Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?


It was CoRnY.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby vaishalidenton » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:13 am

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby marinhaluza_1 » Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:45 am

What is a chemist's favorite kind of dog?

A lab!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby marinhaluza_1 » Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:48 am

A photon walks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin ODonnell 3D » Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:57 am

Sixteen sodiums walk into a room. Who's next? Na - Na - Na - Na - Na - Na - Na - Na - Na - Na - Na - Na - Na - Na - Na - Na - BATMAN

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 4G » Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:21 pm

What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 4G » Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:22 pm

What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Nguyen 4G » Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:23 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was a polar bear.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MaiaRodriguezChoi3E » Fri Oct 26, 2018 3:25 pm

A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop says "Can we help you with your luggage?". The photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 3F » Fri Oct 26, 2018 5:33 pm

Did you know you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be okay?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 3F » Fri Oct 26, 2018 5:35 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivana Gutierrez 3F » Fri Oct 26, 2018 5:37 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

A: He got Avogadro’s number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel-Weisz3C » Sun Oct 28, 2018 12:12 pm

Did you know protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby almaochoa3E » Sun Oct 28, 2018 2:52 pm

Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ArielKim3C » Sun Oct 28, 2018 3:00 pm

What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CsI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby RandallNeeDis3K » Sun Oct 28, 2018 3:36 pm

I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 1B » Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:08 pm

A mole of moles would collapse under its own weight and become a black mole.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:09 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:09 pm

What element derives from a Norse go.d? Thorium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Claire Aseremo 1D » Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:10 pm

A proton and a neutron were walking down the street. The proton says, "Stop, I dropped an electron. Help me look for it." The neutron asks, "Are you sure?" The proton replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 1B » Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:12 pm

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Cheng 1B » Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:13 pm

Why did carbon marry hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:18 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:19 pm

What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie Liu 4I » Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:20 pm

A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke." The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies,
"For you? No charge."


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