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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:52 pm
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:10 pm
by Arman M 1A
Don't be So Salt - y. I don't know why the Y isn't included at the end lol!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 5:01 pm
by davidbakalov_lec2_2L
I’d tell more chemistry jokes, but the best ones argon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 5:01 pm
by davidbakalov_lec2_2L
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: (H2O)^3.

Re: Chemistry Jokes

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:08 pm
by I am Sodium Funny
Jonathan Shih 3H wrote:If H20 is water, what is H204?
Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.

Anyone know any jokes about the element sodium?
Na.

Have been trying to figure out the first joke for almost a year and I can't figure out lmao

Re: Chemistry Jokes

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:28 pm
by I am Sodium Funny
Anna Nordstrom 1A wrote:Enjoy the joke!

hehe moles lol

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:15 pm
by Kassidy Tran 1E
What did the pregnant scientist say at the end of her electrolysis experiment?
"My water broke"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:16 pm
by Kassidy Tran 1E
Why did chlorine get in trouble for the acid attack?
It was guilt by dissociation.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:18 pm
by Kassidy Tran 1E
What is Iron Man's gender?
Fe Male

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:22 pm
by MichelleTran 1I
I told a chemistry joke on here once, but I didn't get a reaction :C

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:23 pm
by Emilia z
Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:23 pm
by Emilia z
I would write a funny chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:24 pm
by MichelleTran 1I
An acid with an attitude is jut an a-mean-o-acid

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:25 pm
by MichelleTran 1I
What is Cesium and Iodine's favorite drama?

CSI C:

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 3:13 pm
by Edward Suarez 1I
y'all should zinc of new chemistry jokes

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:22 pm
by Gisselle Sainz 2F
What is a cation afraid of? A dogion.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:23 pm
by Gisselle Sainz 2F
Every dipole has its moment

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:34 pm
by Natalie Liu 4I
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:39 pm
by Natalie Liu 4I
What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Fe-breeze

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:40 pm
by Natalie Liu 4I
What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree?
A chemistree

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 10:34 pm
by Tony Ong 3K
Two chemists walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.

*H202 is hydrogen peroxide

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 10:35 pm
by Tony Ong 3K
What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 10:38 pm
by Tony Ong 3K
Did you hear the joke about the chemist?
Me neither.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:31 pm
by diana_calderon_4L
Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:31 pm
by diana_calderon_4L
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:32 pm
by diana_calderon_4L
The best thing about learning equilibrium is that nothing changes.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:33 pm
by Julia Cheng 4C
All of my good chemistry jokes argon, so I had to resort to this basic one.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:34 pm
by Julia Cheng 4C
Beware of enthalpy pirates!
They’ll steal all your joules

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:34 pm
by Julia Cheng 4C
Entropy: it’s not what it used to be.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:52 am
by Phil Timoteo 1K
Photons don't ever need help with their luggage, they're traveling light. LOL

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 5:19 pm
by vaishali 1D
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 5:20 pm
by vaishali 1D
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 5:21 pm
by vaishali 1D
The best thing about learning equilibrium is that nothing changes.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:07 am
by Emilia z
What is a cation afraid of? A dogion

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:07 am
by Emilia z
Every dipole has its moment

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:11 am
by Emilia z
Why do white bears dissolve in water? they're polar

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:28 pm
by Gracie Ge 2E
a teacher asks three students if they can fill up an entire classroom with something.
half an hour later, student A returns with a sack of flour, shuts the windows, and pours the flour all over the room.
student B lights a candle and brings it into the room.
student C sees this and runs.
student C survives.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:38 pm
by Gracie Ge 2E
a photon arrives at a hotel. "do you need to check in your luggage?", the receptionist asks.
"no," the photon replies, "i'm traveling light".
(not exactly chemistry but

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:03 pm
by Arman M 1A
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:32 pm
by Kassidy Tran 1E
What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
HeHe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:33 pm
by Kassidy Tran 1E
What was Avogadro’s favorite sport?
Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:53 pm
by Shreya_Bharadwaj_1D
I don't trust atoms because they make up everything

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:04 pm
by I am Sodium Funny
Lmao

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:10 pm
by I am Sodium Funny
I started using tinder to ignite up my love life bt it had a negative reaction

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:10 am
by Julia Cheng 4C
I dare you to lower your body temperature to absolute zero.

I promise you’ll be 0K!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:11 am
by Julia Cheng 4C
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon?

Becauze you’re FINe!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:12 am
by Julia Cheng 4C
Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?

Because it’s in the ground state!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 2:29 pm
by Kriti Goyal 4K 19
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 2:30 pm
by Kriti Goyal 4K 19
Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 2:30 pm
by Kriti Goyal 4K 19
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 2:35 pm
by Eva Guillory 2E
Honestly, it's kinda hard to come up with clever jokes for this thread. All the good ones argon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:59 pm
by davidbakalov_lec2_2L
Q: What do you call a clown in prison?
A: Silicon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:25 pm
by Edward Suarez 1I
i try to post chemistry jokes but theres no reaction

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:25 pm
by Edward Suarez 1I
how often do i tell chemistry jokes?

periodically

jk weekly

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:27 pm
by Edward Suarez 1I
the name's bond, ionic bond.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:29 pm
by Natalie Liu 4I
Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:31 pm
by Natalie Liu 4I
Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:33 pm
by Natalie Liu 4I
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:49 am
by diana_calderon_4L
What can you make with 6.023 x 1023 avocados? Guacamole

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:49 am
by diana_calderon_4L
Heisenberg is out for a drive when he’s stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: ” Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: “No, but I know where I am”.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:50 am
by diana_calderon_4L
Do you know any good sodium jokes?
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:00 pm
by Tony Ong 3K
Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

hehehehehe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:01 pm
by Tony Ong 3K
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:01 pm
by Tony Ong 3K
hehe this ones a goood one

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

hehe get it?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:45 pm
by Gracie Ge 2E
iphone 6 has four friends.
iphone 6s, iphone 6p, iphone 6d, iphone 6f.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:46 pm
by MichelleTran 1I
I can't trust atoms anymore, I heard they make up everything.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:19 pm
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Q: Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:20 pm
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Every dipole has their moment.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:20 pm
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Free radicals have revolutionized chemistry.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:21 pm
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
I studied exothermic reactions before they were cool.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:21 pm
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
yo momma so ugly not even fluorine would bond w her.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:22 pm
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Q: Why does the army use acid?
A: To neutralize the enemy base.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:24 pm
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Q: What can you make with 6.023 x 1023 avocados?
A: Guacamole

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:24 pm
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Q: Why should you go drinking with neutrons?
A: Wherever they go, there’s no charge.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:25 pm
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Q: What do you call a clown in prison?
A: Silicon

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:40 am
by Julia Cheng 4C
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:42 am
by Julia Cheng 4C
Are you a carbon sample? Because I'd like to date you.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:46 am
by Julia Cheng 4C
I told my friend a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 1:38 pm
by LaurenJuul_1B
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0K?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 1:40 pm
by 904914909
What was the chemists favorite drink?
ChemisTEA

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:45 pm
by Letizia Ye 4F
Q: What is Josaiah Willard Gibbs' favorite holiday?
A: ThanksGibbing

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:47 pm
by mcredi
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 4:10 pm
by davidbakalov_lec2_2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 4:11 pm
by davidbakalov_lec2_2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 6:01 pm
by Alexa_Henrie_1I
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:02 pm
by Sean_Rodriguez_1J
Why does a pound of hamburger have less energy than a pound of steak?



Because it is in the ground state.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 10:49 pm
by Edward Suarez 1I
what do you call iron blowing in the wind?

FeBreeze!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 10:49 pm
by Edward Suarez 1I
if a king farts, is it a noble gas?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:48 pm
by Michael Torres 4I
OMG

Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are a couple?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:03 am
by Emilia z
If a king farts is it a Nobel gas?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:03 am
by Emilia z
Once i told a chemistry joke... but there was no reaction

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:04 am
by Emilia z
I try to only tell chemistry jokes periodically

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:30 am
by Cienna Henry 1J
What did one charged atom say to the other? I’ve got my ion you.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 6:38 pm
by Douglas Nguyen 2J
I tell biology jokes because all of the chemistry ones argon!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:24 pm
by Luis_Yepez_1F
What do you call an acid with an attitude?

An A-mean-o-acid.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:46 pm
by 805169754
How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:46 pm
by 805169754
What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:51 pm
by 805169754
Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:51 pm
by 805169754
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:52 pm
by Porus_Karwa_2E
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!