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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GEOVANNAO_3F » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:58 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GEOVANNAO_3F » Sun Nov 17, 2019 11:00 pm

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GEOVANNAO_3F » Sun Nov 17, 2019 11:01 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GEOVANNAO_3F » Sun Nov 17, 2019 11:03 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley Fang 3J » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:18 am

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory retrievers!

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Postby Ashley Fang 3J » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:19 am

hahaha
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley Fang 3J » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:21 am

Think like a proton and be positive!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jared Khoo 1G » Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:54 pm

How often do I tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jared Khoo 1G » Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:55 pm

Thank you Dr. Lavelle for putting the Cation in education.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jared Khoo 1G » Wed Nov 20, 2019 9:00 pm

Why is working with ammonia easy?
Because its quite basic.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby nicole-4d » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:59 am

Why can you never trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby TYun_1C » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:09 pm

Michael Jackson be like....
atomic #2, atomic #2
(He He)

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Postby Joanne Kang 3I » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:41 pm

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Postby Joanne Kang 3I » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:56 pm

When someone posts a really obvious question on Chem Community...
Everyone:
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GEOVANNAO_3F » Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:07 pm

Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Because wherever they go, there's no charge!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Salma Fawzi 4G » Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:37 pm

A neutron walks into a shop and says, "I would like a coke."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Salma Fawzi 4G » Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:38 pm

A proton and a neutron were walking down the street. The proton says, "Stop, I dropped an electron. Help me look for it." The neutron asks, "Are you sure?" The proton replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Salma Fawzi 4G » Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:47 pm

Silver walks up to gold in a store and says, "Au, get out of here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Callum Guo 1A » Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:07 pm

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ShastaB4C » Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:33 pm

Anna Wu 1H wrote:What is the chemical formula of coffee?






CoFe2




Isn’t this CoFeFe? LOL

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Callum Guo 1A » Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:38 pm

What's Ba(Na2)?

a banana.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Patricia Cardenas » Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:08 pm

All the good chemistry jokes Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:50 pm

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table... but I realized it wasn't in my element

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby saigorijavolu33J » Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:56 pm

Old chemists never die. They just stop reacting!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby saigorijavolu33J » Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:56 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender gives him a smile and says, "For you, no charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:28 pm

Where do you put dirty dishes? In the zinc.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Deena Doan 3F » Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:55 pm

I'm sad. All of the good chemistry jokes argon :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:30 am

A photon checks into a hotel, and the desk clerk asks, "Have you any luggage?"

To which the photon replies, "No, I'm travelling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:31 am

Never trust an atom.

They make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:31 am

A man walks into a bar and asks for some H2O the man next to him says he’ll have some H2O too but he dies.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:31 am

Call 911 on your sulfone, because I'm diene.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:32 am

Let's take alle these Bad Chemistry Jokes

and Barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:32 am

What do chemists call a party where human-human interactions are negligible?

Ideal!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:32 am

I would give you one, but all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 105342880 » Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:56 am

Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.

Found this one online and it made me laugh a little bit harder than I should’ve.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AnvitaaAnandkumar_1B » Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:04 am

Two chemists walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Wu 1H » Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:07 am

How often do i tell chemistry jokes?



Periodically

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Wu 1H » Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:09 am

Did you hear that oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Wu 1H » Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:10 am

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?



HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Wu 1H » Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:11 am

Why does a hamburger yield lower energy than a steak?


Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Wu 1H » Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:12 am

Why do chemists like working with ammonia?


It's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby nicole-4d » Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:44 pm

Why did the military use acid?
To neutralize the enemy base.

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Postby Vivianvelazquez_4l » Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:59 pm

haha
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Postby Matt Sanruk 4F » Thu Nov 28, 2019 6:35 pm

clicking remember me when logging in

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Postby Chetas Holagunda 3H » Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:26 pm

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ellis Song 3B » Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:18 pm

How often do I tell chemistry jokes??? Periodically

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Postby Joanne Kang 3I » Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:27 pm

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Postby Joanne Kang 3I » Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:31 pm

Finals are coming...
but my last brain cells argon...
My gpa and social life argonna be gone soon too..

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:57 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexis 3F » Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:47 pm

What kind of fish is made out of sodium atoms??
2 Na

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Postby Kaitlyn Ang 3A » Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:42 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nawal Dandachi 3G » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:00 pm

AU! THESE JOKES ARE GOLD, SO READ 'EM

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nawal Dandachi 3G » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:01 pm

What did one charged atom say to the other?
I got my ion you!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 105289321 » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:39 pm

What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby chari_maya 3B » Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:06 pm

Little Billy was a chemist
Little Billy is no more
What he thought was H2O
was really H2SO4!

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Postby Chem_Mod » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:33 pm

Good luck studying for the final! Here’s a meme if you’re on study break:
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby nicole-4d » Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:55 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
a-mean-oh-acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jade Hinds 3G » Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:10 pm

Heres a fun way to memorize the three (OH)2 strong bases:

"drink your milk (Ca (OH)2) so you can be a strong (Sr (OH)2) baller (Ba (OH)2)"!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby bloodorangefield » Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:17 am

When you tell a chemistry joke but there is no reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:21 am

What did the hydrogen atom say to the other atom?
I think we should bond

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:22 am

Why are long-distance relationships harder?
The force of attraction is weaker as distance increases.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:22 am

why do the call Helium Barium and Curium the medical elements
Because if you cant Helium or Curium then you Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Wu 1A » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:41 am

What do you always get with your extra swipes at Rende during Week 10?

5 8 56

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Areli C 3L » Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:13 am

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
-Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:32 am

Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:32 am

Why did the attacking army use acid? To neutralize the enemy's base!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:32 am

What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:33 am

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar."OH SNaP!" says the bartender.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:33 am

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:34 am

What's the dullest element? Bohrium!

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Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:34 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:35 am

A neutron walks into a club. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender gives him a smile and says, "For you, no charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:35 am

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:35 am

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty, but how does the chemist see it? Completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:36 am

Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:36 am

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:36 am

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:37 am

What did one charged atom say to the other? I got my ion you!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:37 am

Why was the mole of nitrogen molecules excited when he left the singles bar? Because he got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:37 am

Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:38 am

Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Because wherever they go, there's no charge!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:38 am

What's a chemistry teachers favorite thing to teach about? Ammonia, because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:38 am

What happens when you lower your body temperature to -273°C? Nothing, you're perfectly 0K!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:39 am

Why are chemists great for solving problems? Because they always have a solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:39 am

How did the hipster chemist burn his hand on the beaker? He picked it up before it was cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:39 am

Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:40 am

I want to write some jokes about the periodic table… But I don't think I'll be in my element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:40 am

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:40 am

What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together? CsI!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:40 am

What was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf! He always got a mole-in-one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:41 am

What did silver say to gold at the bar? "Au, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:41 am

What did silver say to gold at the bar? "Au, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:42 am

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:42 am

If you're not part of the solution…you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:42 am

What do you call a clown in jail? A Silicon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:42 am

What is the chemical formula for sea water? CH2O!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:43 am

Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO!


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