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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:58 pm
by GEOVANNAO_3F
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 11:00 pm
by GEOVANNAO_3F
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 11:01 pm
by GEOVANNAO_3F
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 11:03 pm
by GEOVANNAO_3F
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:18 am
by Ashley Fang 2G
What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory retrievers!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:19 am
by Ashley Fang 2G
hahaha

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:21 am
by Ashley Fang 2G
Think like a proton and be positive!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:54 pm
by Jared Khoo 1G
How often do I tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:55 pm
by Jared Khoo 1G
Thank you Dr. Lavelle for putting the Cation in education.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 9:00 pm
by Jared Khoo 1G
Why is working with ammonia easy?
Because its quite basic.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:59 am
by nicole-2B
Why can you never trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:09 pm
by TYun_1C
Michael Jackson be like....
atomic #2, atomic #2
(He He)

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:41 pm
by Joanne Kang 3I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:56 pm
by Joanne Kang 3I
When someone posts a really obvious question on Chem Community...
Everyone:
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:07 pm
by GEOVANNAO_3F
Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Because wherever they go, there's no charge!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:37 pm
by Salma Fawzi 4G
A neutron walks into a shop and says, "I would like a coke."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:38 pm
by Salma Fawzi 4G
A proton and a neutron were walking down the street. The proton says, "Stop, I dropped an electron. Help me look for it." The neutron asks, "Are you sure?" The proton replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:47 pm
by Salma Fawzi 4G
Silver walks up to gold in a store and says, "Au, get out of here!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:07 pm
by Callum Guo 1H
What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:59 pm
by ShastaB4C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:07 pm
by ShastaB4C
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Week 9 has me like...

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:33 pm
by ShastaB4C
Anna Wu 1H wrote:What is the chemical formula of coffee?






CoFe2




Isn’t this CoFeFe? LOL

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:33 pm
by ShastaB4C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:38 pm
by Callum Guo 1H
What's Ba(Na2)?

a banana.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:08 pm
by Patricia Cardenas
All the good chemistry jokes Argon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:50 pm
by Jaklin Astvatsatryan
I tried writing jokes about the periodic table... but I realized it wasn't in my element

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:56 pm
by saigorijavolu2k
Old chemists never die. They just stop reacting!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:56 pm
by saigorijavolu2k
A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender gives him a smile and says, "For you, no charge."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:28 pm
by Jaklin Astvatsatryan
Where do you put dirty dishes? In the zinc.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:55 pm
by Deena Doan 2F
I'm sad. All of the good chemistry jokes argon :(

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:30 am
by 305086803
A photon checks into a hotel, and the desk clerk asks, "Have you any luggage?"

To which the photon replies, "No, I'm travelling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:31 am
by 305086803
Never trust an atom.

They make up everything.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:31 am
by 305086803
A man walks into a bar and asks for some H2O the man next to him says he’ll have some H2O too but he dies.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:31 am
by 305086803
Call 911 on your sulfone, because I'm diene.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:32 am
by 305086803
Let's take alle these Bad Chemistry Jokes

and Barium!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:32 am
by 305086803
What do chemists call a party where human-human interactions are negligible?

Ideal!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:32 am
by 305086803
I would give you one, but all the good ones Argon.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:56 am
by rachelle1K
Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.

Found this one online and it made me laugh a little bit harder than I should’ve.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:04 am
by AnvitaaAnandkumar_1B
Two chemists walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:07 am
by Anna Wu 1H
How often do i tell chemistry jokes?



Periodically

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:09 am
by Anna Wu 1H
Did you hear that oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:10 am
by Anna Wu 1H
What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?



HeHe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:11 am
by Anna Wu 1H
Why does a hamburger yield lower energy than a steak?


Because it's in the ground state.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:12 am
by Anna Wu 1H
Why do chemists like working with ammonia?


It's pretty basic stuff.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:44 pm
by nicole-2B
Why did the military use acid?
To neutralize the enemy base.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:59 pm
by Vivianvelazquez_1J
haha

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 6:35 pm
by Matt Sanruk 2H
clicking remember me when logging in

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:26 pm
by Chetas Holagunda 3H
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:18 pm
by Ellis Song 4I
How often do I tell chemistry jokes??? Periodically

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:27 pm
by Joanne Kang 3I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:31 pm
by Joanne Kang 3I
Finals are coming...
but my last brain cells argon...
My gpa and social life argonna be gone soon too..

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:57 pm
by Jaklin Astvatsatryan
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:47 pm
by Alexis 3F
What kind of fish is made out of sodium atoms??
2 Na

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:42 pm
by Kaitlyn Ang 1J
Original meme content

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:00 pm
by Nawal Dandachi 1G
AU! THESE JOKES ARE GOLD, SO READ 'EM

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:01 pm
by Nawal Dandachi 1G
What did one charged atom say to the other?
I got my ion you!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:39 pm
by 105289321
What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:06 pm
by chari_maya 3B
Little Billy was a chemist
Little Billy is no more
What he thought was H2O
was really H2SO4!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:33 pm
by Chem_Mod
Good luck studying for the final! Here’s a meme if you’re on study break:

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:55 pm
by nicole-2B
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
a-mean-oh-acid

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:10 pm
by Jade Hinds 2B
Heres a fun way to memorize the three (OH)2 strong bases:

"drink your milk (Ca (OH)2) so you can be a strong (Sr (OH)2) baller (Ba (OH)2)"!!!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:17 am
by bloodorangefield
When you tell a chemistry joke but there is no reaction

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:21 am
by 305086803
What did the hydrogen atom say to the other atom?
I think we should bond

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:22 am
by 305086803
Why are long-distance relationships harder?
The force of attraction is weaker as distance increases.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:22 am
by 305086803
why do the call Helium Barium and Curium the medical elements
Because if you cant Helium or Curium then you Barium

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:41 am
by Jason Wu 1E
What do you always get with your extra swipes at Rende during Week 10?

5 8 56

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:13 am
by Areli C 1L
Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
-Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:32 am
by pavel1E
Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:32 am
by pavel1E
Why did the attacking army use acid? To neutralize the enemy's base!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:32 am
by pavel1E
What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:33 am
by pavel1E
Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar."OH SNaP!" says the bartender.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:33 am
by pavel1E
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:34 am
by pavel1E
What's the dullest element? Bohrium!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:34 am
by pavel1E
Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:35 am
by pavel1E
A neutron walks into a club. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender gives him a smile and says, "For you, no charge."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:35 am
by pavel1E
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:35 am
by pavel1E
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty, but how does the chemist see it? Completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:36 am
by pavel1E
Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:36 am
by pavel1E
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:36 am
by pavel1E
Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:37 am
by pavel1E
What did one charged atom say to the other? I got my ion you!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:37 am
by pavel1E
Why was the mole of nitrogen molecules excited when he left the singles bar? Because he got Avogadro's number!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:37 am
by pavel1E
Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:38 am
by pavel1E
Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Because wherever they go, there's no charge!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:38 am
by pavel1E
What's a chemistry teachers favorite thing to teach about? Ammonia, because it's pretty basic stuff.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:38 am
by pavel1E
What happens when you lower your body temperature to -273°C? Nothing, you're perfectly 0K!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:39 am
by pavel1E
Why are chemists great for solving problems? Because they always have a solution!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:39 am
by pavel1E
How did the hipster chemist burn his hand on the beaker? He picked it up before it was cool.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:39 am
by pavel1E
Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:40 am
by pavel1E
I want to write some jokes about the periodic table… But I don't think I'll be in my element.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:40 am
by pavel1E
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:40 am
by pavel1E
What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together? CsI!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:40 am
by pavel1E
What was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf! He always got a mole-in-one!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:41 am
by pavel1E
What did silver say to gold at the bar? "Au, get outta here!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:41 am
by pavel1E
What did silver say to gold at the bar? "Au, get outta here!"

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:42 am
by pavel1E
Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:42 am
by pavel1E
If you're not part of the solution…you're part of the precipitate.

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:42 am
by pavel1E
What do you call a clown in jail? A Silicon!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:42 am
by pavel1E
What is the chemical formula for sea water? CH2O!

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:43 am
by pavel1E
Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO!