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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:43 am

I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:44 am

Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:44 am

We'd give you some more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:45 am

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:45 am

Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:45 am

Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
NaBrO.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:46 am

Someone threw sodium chloride at me.
I yelled, “That’s a salt!”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:46 am

Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby pavel1E » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:47 am

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe

(that didn't come out well ): )

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 105289321 » Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:15 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexis 3F » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:02 pm

Last night oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexis 3F » Sun Dec 08, 2019 9:58 am

What kinds of dogs do chemists have??

Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KenRios_Dis2J » Sun Dec 08, 2019 3:17 pm

When you tell a chemistry joke and there are no reactions :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KenRios_Dis2J » Sun Dec 08, 2019 3:38 pm

I am definitely "(dien)" after that chemistry final!!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Akshay Chellappa 1H » Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:01 pm

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Akshay Chellappa 1H » Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:02 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Akshay Chellappa 1H » Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:02 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Akshay Chellappa 1H » Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:02 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Akshay Chellappa 1H » Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:03 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:05 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby zfinn » Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:14 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:05 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ShreyaKannan1B » Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:40 pm

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ShreyaKannan1B » Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:41 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ShreyaKannan1B » Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:41 pm

Someone threw sodium chloride at me.
I yelled, “That’s a salt!”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Naneeta_Desar_1K » Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:55 pm

What do you call a funny heme complex?

A meme complex :D

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GFolk_1D » Mon Jan 06, 2020 2:33 pm

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Postby GFolk_1D » Mon Jan 06, 2020 2:34 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby nicole-2B » Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:17 pm

What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jared Khoo 1G » Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:55 am

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0 K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1E » Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:21 pm

Q: What is the best part about learning about equilibrium?

A: Nothing changes!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1E » Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:29 pm

No Time to Die
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1E » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:04 pm

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

A: 2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:08 pm

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask how to pronounce the word “unionized”.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:09 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:09 pm

Why do chemists call helium, barium and curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby nicole-2B » Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:59 am

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

Keya Jonnalagadda 1A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Keya Jonnalagadda 1A » Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:25 pm

Get ready to laugh:

Q: What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
A: Keep telling them till you get a reaction!

Q: Want to hear a joke about Sodium, Bromine, and Oxygen?
A: NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ipsita Srinivas 1K » Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:20 pm

Elf 1: Why does Santa sound like -
Santa: He He He *squeaky voice af*
Elf 2: Oh, he's ingested some helium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ipsita Srinivas 1K » Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:26 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maya Pakulski 1D » Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:38 pm

Why can you never trust atoms?


Because they make everything up.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jared Khoo 1G » Sun Jan 19, 2020 1:13 pm

Which element is the coldest?

Brrryllium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:44 pm

What do you do to dead elements? You barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:46 pm

What do tomb robbers do to pyramids? -Radium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kendal mccarthy » Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:51 pm

If Avogadro calls.... tell him to leave his number ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1E » Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:56 pm

A standup comedian tried writing jokes about the periodic table, but realized he wasn’t quite in his element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1E » Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:57 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0 k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1E » Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:58 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1E » Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:59 pm

Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

A: To reduce his carbon footprint.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GFolk_1D » Mon Jan 20, 2020 4:37 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:27 pm

Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:28 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ipsita Srinivas 1K » Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:19 pm

A good ol' cartoon
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ipsita Srinivas 1K » Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:31 pm

Because we all need radioactive decay in our lives
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby zfinn » Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:16 pm

you can call me K because i don't change under pressure

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kate Osborne 1H » Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:17 pm

You're so hot you could change an equilibrium constant

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JesseAuLec1Dis1G » Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:11 pm

Sb is antimony on the periodic table and how I remember it is Susan B Anthony >:)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JesseAuLec1Dis1G » Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:11 pm

This is hard. All the funny chemistry jokes argon >:)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JesseAuLec1Dis1G » Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:21 pm

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy Xiao 1I » Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:27 pm

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy Xiao 1I » Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:32 pm

Who is Gibbs, and why is he giving out free energy?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby chimerila » Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:22 pm

For all my bilinguals out there:

Is Silicone the same in Spanish?
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Si.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby chimerila » Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:27 pm

Be like a proton and stay positive, folks :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:50 pm

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:51 pm

Did you hear the joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.


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