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Postby 805383532 » Sun Mar 08, 2020 8:32 pm

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they’d be alloys.

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Postby 305086803 » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:09 am

"Close the window, you're letting the cold in"

"well... actually the second law of Thermodynamics states that heat goes out"

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Postby 305086803 » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:09 am

A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"

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Postby 305086803 » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:10 am

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:10 am

Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:11 am

Q: What does a teary-eyed, joyful Santa say about chemistry?
A: HOH, HOH, HOH!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:11 am

An electron sitting in a prison asked a second electron cellmate, "What are you in for?" To which the latter replied, "For attempting a forbidden transition."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:11 am

Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
A: Avocados number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:12 am

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:12 am

Q: What did the chemical agent say?
A: My name is Bond, Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305086803 » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:13 am

Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:10 am

oxygen went for a second date with potassium and
It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:12 am

What did one charged atom say to the other?
I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:13 am

What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together?
CsI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley Fang 2G » Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:12 am

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like OMg

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley Fang 2G » Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:14 am

Do you have 11 protons?
Because you're sodium fine!

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Postby Emily Burghart 1k » Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:39 pm

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good luck on finals yall
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me @Lavelle

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Postby Connor Ho 1B » Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:57 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?



Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Naji Sarsam 1F » Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:14 pm

As my last post for chemistry community ever:

Never trust an atom...

I've heard they make up everything...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JosephineF » Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:21 am

we're all gonna be this cool after we finish this final
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Postby JosephineF » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:58 pm

How everyone is about to be with spring quarter online classes
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:44 am

Man: I wish I was the Enzyme DNA Helicase.
Woman: Why?
Man: So I could unzip your genes.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:45 am

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of drinks. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, “For you, No Charge!”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:45 am

Two atoms are walking down the street. Says one atom to the other, “Hey! I think I lost an electron!”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:46 am

Do you know a good chemistry joke?
No sorry, all of them argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:48 am

I know a guy who cooled himself to -273.15C.

He was 0k.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:48 am

I’m reading a chemistry book about helium.
I can’t put it down.

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Postby Julia Holsinger_1A » Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:09 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805383532 » Sun Mar 15, 2020 1:48 pm

I would tell you a joke about chemistry, but they Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805383532 » Sun Mar 15, 2020 1:49 pm

Someone threw sodium chloride at me. I’m still salty.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805383532 » Sun Mar 15, 2020 1:51 pm

Atoms are hard to trust. I heard they make up everything...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaylee Sepulveda 4G » Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:30 pm

What happens when oxygen atoms get haircuts?


They donate their lone hairs :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaylee Sepulveda 4G » Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:36 pm

A few moles of lithium hexafluorophosphate were sentenced to five years in prison.



They were charged with a salt in battery. :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oduwole 1E » Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:18 pm

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One says, "I'll have H2O."

The other says, "Ill have H2O too."

The second chemist died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivan Tadeja 1G » Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:02 pm

Have you heard about that one chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yailin Romo 4G » Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:15 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:02 am

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaklin Astvatsatryan » Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:03 am

Are you made out of beryllium, ununtrium, and titanium ? Cause you're a BeUTi

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Tue Mar 17, 2020 4:49 pm

Two molecules are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Tue Mar 17, 2020 4:51 pm

The proton is not speaking to the other proton, he’s mad atom

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:23 pm

Old chemists never die. They just stop reacting

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:23 pm

Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:24 pm

Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alan Cornejo 1a » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:24 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 005290099 » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:43 pm

Q:What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 005290099 » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:46 pm

Q:What helped the weak acid molecules go on strike?

A: They unionized.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 005290099 » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:51 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist
You Barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 005290099 » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:57 pm

Organic chemistry is hard, I'm having alkynes of trouble

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Neha Gupta 2K » Mon Oct 05, 2020 1:14 pm

Why did fluorine, francium, chlorine, and cesium go to anger management class?

They had to work on being less reactive.

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Postby sophie esherick 2K » Mon Oct 05, 2020 1:22 pm

I really want to be able write good jokes about the periodic table but I don't think I'll be in my element. I would try to come up with other good chem jokes but i'm pretty sure all the good ones argon already.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaden Ji 3K » Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:19 pm

What type of fish is made out of two atoms? 2Na!

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Postby Sarah Huang 3A » Tue Oct 06, 2020 12:04 am

Situation: Two chemists walk into Kemist Bar. They sit at the table and the bartender asks for their drinks. The first chemist asks for H2O, and the second chemist said "I'll have H2O, too!" The bartender came back with their drinks and the first chemist quenched thier thirst and went to the bathroom. When they came out, the chemist saw their partner dead on the table. What happened?




Answer: The bartender misinterpreted the second chemist's drink, thinking they said H2O2, which is Hydrogen Peroxide. The chemist drank it without looking, leading to their death. Sad stuff :(

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Postby Sarah Huang 3A » Tue Oct 06, 2020 12:11 am

Hydrogen: Hey Helium, mind sharing an electron, for old times sake? Y'know, since sharing is caring?

Helium: um...... no.

Hydrogen: Well that's not very noble of you.




I'm sorry, that may have been a terrible jokes xD

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Becca Nelson 1J » Tue Oct 06, 2020 11:33 am

What do you do if nobody laughs at your chemistry jokes?

You wait for them to have a reaction!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Allan Nguyen 2E » Tue Oct 06, 2020 1:52 pm

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nandhini 1J » Tue Oct 06, 2020 3:08 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?


He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sunny Wu 2C » Tue Oct 06, 2020 3:13 pm

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachelhchem1J » Tue Oct 06, 2020 7:15 pm

How do you become the most cited scientist of all time?

Change your name to "et al".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Massimo_Capozza_1H » Tue Oct 06, 2020 10:08 pm

What do you call a clown in jail?
A Silicon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jagveer 2L » Tue Oct 06, 2020 11:53 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe

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Postby Jagveer 2L » Tue Oct 06, 2020 11:55 pm

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
He got Avogadro's number

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christine Nguyen 1I » Wed Oct 07, 2020 9:34 pm

Don't trust atoms...They make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arnav Saud 3K » Wed Oct 07, 2020 10:50 pm

For new jokes,it's good to check this forum periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby elena_chen_2B » Fri Oct 09, 2020 3:02 am

My high school chem teacher showed us this meme and this is genuinely still how I remember which ion is which.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Darren1e » Fri Oct 09, 2020 11:30 am

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK..

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Darren1e » Fri Oct 09, 2020 11:32 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sara_Lim_3K » Fri Oct 09, 2020 12:04 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't curium, and you can't helium, you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 505598869 » Sat Oct 10, 2020 12:12 pm

Chemistry jokes are Na funny.

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Postby 305392242 » Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:07 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 805377003 » Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:41 am

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liam Bertrand 3 » Sun Oct 11, 2020 12:35 pm

What's the dullest element?
Bohrium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maddie Turk Disc 2C » Sun Oct 11, 2020 1:20 pm

Q: Why did the attacking army use acid?
A: To neutralize the enemy's base!

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Postby Maddie Turk Disc 2C » Sun Oct 11, 2020 1:21 pm

We'd give you some more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones ARGON.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lizbeth Garcia 1F » Sun Oct 11, 2020 1:23 pm

I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out. OMg

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Micaela Estavillo » Sun Oct 11, 2020 2:18 pm

What did one charged atom say to the other? I got my ion you!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Micaela Estavillo » Sun Oct 11, 2020 2:18 pm

Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 705324760 » Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:42 pm

Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.

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Postby 705324760 » Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:42 pm

Old chemists never die. They just stop reacting!

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Postby 705324760 » Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:42 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender gives him a smile and says, "For you, no charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 705324760 » Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:43 pm

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."

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Postby 705324760 » Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:43 pm

How did the hipster chemist burn his hand on the beaker? He picked it up before it was cool.

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Postby 705324760 » Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:43 pm

What is HIJKLMNO? H2O!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_2A » Sun Oct 11, 2020 10:50 pm

Why did the attacking army use ACID weapons?
To neutralize the enemy BASE

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JakeSaum_2A » Sun Oct 11, 2020 10:51 pm

I'd tell another chemistry joke but it looks like all the good ones ARGON

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 305614361 » Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:42 pm

Honestly, I don't have any chemistry jokes, so I will Boron back

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Postby Becca Nelson 1J » Mon Oct 12, 2020 10:57 am

What was Avogadro's favorite sport?

Golf... He always got a MOLE in one.

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Postby Emam Healy 2K » Mon Oct 12, 2020 11:11 am

Haha good one!

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Postby Megan ODonnell 1K » Wed Oct 14, 2020 5:34 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dominic Benna 2C » Wed Oct 14, 2020 10:51 pm

What is HIJKLMNO?



H2O

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Carris » Fri Oct 16, 2020 4:47 pm

Another joke!

Q: how do you treat a sick chemist!?
A: first you try helium, but if that doesn't work try curium, and if that doesn't work it looks like you gotta barium!

yay!

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Postby elena_chen_2B » Fri Oct 16, 2020 11:30 pm

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Postby lauren_tran_3J » Fri Oct 16, 2020 11:40 pm

what is batman's favorite element?
sodium! na na na na na na na na!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 2H » Sat Oct 17, 2020 4:39 pm

I like chemistry jokes because they are funny. HeHeHe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne Yuh 2H » Sat Oct 17, 2020 4:41 pm

What is the chemical formula for banana? BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachelhchem1J » Sun Oct 18, 2020 10:53 am

Why does a pound of hamburger have less energy than a pound of steak?

Because it is in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby idella 1F » Sun Oct 18, 2020 2:29 pm

Glad to find that this forum exists, hopefully it will make me smile when chem midterms are around the corner :)
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